*Gets a 20% off seat geek promo code* Oh I wonder how much that will make Ariana resale tickets? *Realizes it’s max $25 off*

I'm exhausted with beautiful people. I don't want to see them anymore. you couldn't make Who Framed Roger Rabbit? today. the detective would have been some Hemsworthian flesh sculpture but with brown hair and glasses probably

When a gay guy says his favorite type of porn involves straight men hooking up

Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...

She invited me to take his place on the trip (use his tickets and stay at the hotels with her) the day they broke up. I told her it was fresh so think on it and she agreed. I follow up a week+ later and she invited a couple she’s friends with instead and never told me. Said she couldn’t go alone

Probably the most me photo ever taken

I would like to speak to whomever initiated the “+” trend because I hate you bicth

Stream to strong. Maybe I’d have an easier time cleaning if I went sitting down

Guy at my gym is a doppelgänger of someone my first boyfriend pushed me to befriend while cheating on me with him and the guy only confessed to it after I ended things with my first boyfriend and we hooked up while I was in a bad place over it. So that’s fun

Is there a way to change your vibe from cute to sexy? Asking for a friend

Protein powder has really doubled in price within the span of a year

Realizing that the save button on here is right where my thumb sits as I scroll leading to many accidental saves…

Giving first day of school

Every time a man expects me to chase after him even though we already expressed interest in each other

You all gave some gays too much attention and now they’re annoying menaces, bluesky edition

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

A gay making a Monica Lewinsky joke in 2026?

🎶 Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice 🎶

Logging into bluesky dot com

Has anyone gotten to the bottom of why the animators gave bellsprout DSL’s?

The hardest part about being single is that society is designed to benefit couples. Landlords prefer couples because it means dual income, the cost of 1 bedrooms is untenable, hell even AXS wouldn’t let me buy a single concert ticket because they had to be bought in pairs or more.

It’s evident that someone’s death really left 0 impact on what people owning guns actually means

Another day of let’s get this stale, great value bread (ft my unruly hair)

I’m so tired of everything needing to be about optimization. Can’t we just enjoy things and not worry about every decision we make being the most productive one possible?

The absolute trudge of playing old pokemon games before they give you the running shoes

Bgb cancelled party is NOW. Remember when he dragged the party gays?

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I actually have 0 in common with 3-time trumpers so

When he only likes hairless men and demands you shave it all off:

The amount of men on dating apps who list “growth mindset” and “building an empire” as requirements from partners like yall should stay single

In my 7th year in New York I am now body checking people who do not leave me enough room to walk

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

My worst nightmare happened today and I tripped on the escalator during rush hour hour

Bak pain and I still hit the gym because I’m a dum dum

Don’t pull the thang out unless you plan to bang

Lunches prepped for the week, Japanese curry in the slow cooker, and about to hit the gym. Now if only the manses would respond to my text about a second date

Sexy to someone…

Update: they just broke up two weeks after getting back from an international trip with her parents

Watching this gay couple pick up a 3rd at the gym while I’m dying doing leg day looking a mess wishing I had that pull

I don’t think we gatekeep queer culture enough. The straights need to keep our business out of their mouths

Charging extra to toast a bagel? I think we’ve lost the plot

Running to catch the subway home from my fwb’s place to let the pest control guy in (with little notice), and had to complete an obstacle race on the way including running around people blocking the sidewalk by moving doors for construction

When it says someone commented but I can’t see anything

Zara really missed out on including tove lo like hello!!!

Having one day a week of sun is like a little reminder that sometimes things can feel okay

and that’s fine but if they’re not out then does it even matter or add value

Hot man on hinge said he doesn’t believe the moon landing was real “and if you do, we might have a problem”