Got an email saying someone hacked into my devices and recorded me watching porn and want Bitcoin to not release the tapes. LEAK IT, cowards

New season of Love on Spectrum which means I can live vicariously through them while I abstain from dealing with dating myself 😍🥰

Hate hate hate when someone who was on a machine for 25 minutes then tries to rush me off of the machine I’ve been at next to them for 5 minutes because God decided it’s time for them to use this machine

I have no shame in being a jk Rowling and Harry Potter hate account

Sure JK Rowling is a racist Holocaust denying body shamer who ripped off a bunch of different authors to create the McDonald's of slavery defending literature but did you also know she has absolutely no idea what she's talking about?

Made zucchini bread pancakes for the first time in years and forgot how much they hit

Switched to the above ground train and forgot that means everyone is just yelling on FaceTime without wearing headphones the entire time

I'm sorry, what?!

On today’s trans day of visibility we shall not forget this diva

I think that says it all Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

When he eats his pineapple so It tastes good for you

This video is entirely too loud and accurate 😭😭😂😂

NYC is so busted because wdym my subway commute was derailed by teens going into the control room and smashing a bunch of buttons

Featuring an ex-friend’s shirt that idk how I obtained

Saw Pillion in theaters and was inch resting to see when the straighties laughed

*tells myself that I’ll try to cut for summer* *becomes hyper fixated on ice cream sandwiches*

Listening to Blonde and yearning

Guy on chest incline machine has his gf sitting on his lap while she rubs his back. BRING BACK THE GAY AGENDA NOW

I haven’t been ***** in weeks which also means I’ve mostly been keeping to myself

Not much is more comforting than a mid show that you can just zone out to while it plays

The urge to knock someone over who is on their phone as they’re glacially walking up the stairs in a public space

Edible and video games or movie and sleep

Will queer men ever move beyond needing to tell other queer men that they aren’t into the scene, they’re not a stereotype

Further evidence that by supporting Harry Potter projects you are supporting a terf who causes real life harm

Oh right nice weather makes me less depressed

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

When I’m being social and then suddenly wondering why I’m there at all

When it takes longer to write the email asking me to do something than to just do it yourself

I’m also tired of jobs that could easily be so chill but management and staff stay pressed about creating constant busy work for no reason 😭

So tired of jobs telling me to take charge and be a leader but then having every decision I make be rejected. The games are far too much

You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.

Remember when LeAnn Rimes asked “how do I, oh how do I”? Same girl

New foe has appeared: peanut butter poppers

When the water finally runs clear

When you ask them out on a date on an app and they stop responding and then send a like on a different app

I MAY be dum and I MAY be stoopid

From the archives but were my arms tea?

A mostly empty gym where you aren’t waiting on multiple machines

Posting on here on weekends

Rewatching Yu-Gi-Oh to feel like a kid again and pretend the world isn’t burning? More likely than you think

2026 summer energy goals

It’s always a straight couple that’s standing right on top of me on the subway while also being all over in each other

Get outside in sunny 50 degree weather ✅ Get workout in ✅

My gym occasionally switches out machines and we are down to 1 leg press and 1 weighted ab machine. It’s about to be the hunger games out here 😭

New season of the Comeback and a Romy and Michelle sequel. Lisa is keeping the gays fed

How does one find a therapist that does more than recommend journaling and meditation because I’m at my limit with that being the only suggested remedy

Forever confused by suggesting a first date only to cancel, reschedule, cancel again, and then ghost. Why not ghost from the beginning

This one’s gonna teach my ex a lesson, this one’s gonna get my boyfriend’s attention

Some of yall really changed your vibes on here while I was gone