Help me celebrate #humpday by accepting this gift. Use it however you want. 👅💦

Good morning. The energy you are wasting getting people to like you could be spent on people who like you already

Wait, you’re telling me you DON’T dress slutty to clean your place? Hmph. Very strange.😈

FCF posts are great, but Hump Day posts, especially hairy or fuzzy butts? I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵

Hey bro, the leafs are playing inconsistently. Wanna turn off the game and get out cocks out? #fcf

Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?

Hey, bud. You caught me on the couch. What’s up?

She’s a basic bitch for Fall

Awww, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social looked so cute last night. Here’s an artist’s rendering:

Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.

it's fuzzy

Doing my part to fill your timeline with more fuzzy butt.

Ready for some humps bro 🐶😈🐽

wednesday but make it lazy 😴😴

FCF posts are great, but Hump Day posts, especially hairy or fuzzy butts? I’m powerless. 🥴🫠🥵

Wait, you’re telling me you DON’T dress slutty to clean your place? Hmph. Very strange.😈

Crushing you with my thighs for tighty whitey Tuesday.

Oop, she’s making Christmas cards. Be gentle, it’s a new medium and I’m trying to have some kind of creative outlet. 🥹

Crushing you with my thighs for tighty whitey Tuesday.

20 likes and I'll get a cookie after work.

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong: 1) Stupid-horny on main, but awkward and quiet in DMs. 3) Unable to count.

NEW RULE: If you say, “My 2¢, FWIW,” then I’m allowed to respond with exactly what I think your 2¢ is actually worth.

Monday and I have zero energy. Someone help get these off. #mcm

Ok, but can I go see Predator: Badlands again?

Lazy Sunday

Told ya so

Monday and I have zero energy. Someone help get these off. #mcm

Lazy Sunday

Told ya so

Told ya so

Blue mesh crop jersey, blue and black leather jockstrap, white crew socks with stripes, Jordan 1 mids. I’ll be looking like an absolute fucking himbo at the bar tonight.

THIS VIDEO BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY!!!!! 🤩 🤪🤣 youtube.com/shorts/TWPlv...

In or out?

If someone wants to come walk this dog in the rain for me, I’ll throat you for as long as you want when you get back.

In or out?

I don’t normally do this but I want these two pieces to find good homes as I start cleaning up my current studio to move into my home studio in the coming month or so. Both are on sale for 24 hours only. Originally 1800.00c letting go for just 1000.00 a piece. 24x32” acrylic on canvas.

If you see this, don’t quote a pic of yours. Instead, come over and lets bury our faces in each other’s #bush.

Really appreciating all the bush photos, although unfortunate my nose isn’t buried in all of them.

Locked and feral, even after I was bred, I went for another ride. 🔒🥴🫠

Really a missed opportunity to spell it “quear”

Them: But I thought I was your first client and this was your first session??

Me as a therapist: <groan> I quit.

Yep, a sweet vacation photo quickly followed by smut. At 6am. I’m beyond help.

Locked and feral, even after I was bred, I went for another ride. 🔒🥴🫠

Instead of work today, would rather be here with @orphanrefugee.bsky.social again.

Saw Die My Love today and… I’m going to need several moments to process. 🙃

Not to brag, but…

Keep getting updates on a Kickstarter that is never coming to fruition & it pisses me off every time because it feels shady AF. Creator openly admits in updates the goal was never intended to fully cover costs, but language in the original campaign says otherwise. So, you lied? Straight up scam.

Hey, welcome to my Bluesky. I think this might be the best dick pic I’ve ever taken… if you agree or if it makes you wanna see more: do me a favour and repost this for me, would ya? Need someone who likes bruising their throat on brick-hard, uncut cock ;)

Ooh, big stretch