Man, I needed this soak so bad.

You didn’t know it was singlet night?

Flexing

Me to Taco Bell

Just out here stoned and watching Scooby Doo.

Doing a wellness check on @orso-xl.bsky.social — with the new Robyn and Slayyyter, I just want to make sure they haven’t ascended and left the mortal plane.

Fursday you say?

A hookup that didn’t materialize. He came over, we sat on the end of the bed chatting, he proceeded to tell me, “Just so you know, I would never date you. I’m just here for sex.” And he didn’t even get that. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sent him on his way out the door.

Not sure you’ll get better from me, so hey, enjoy this one again. Happy Hunp Day, sluts.

Sometimes you feel like a slut… sometimes you don’t (You, not me. I’m always feeling like a slut.)

Stoned in the Taco Bell Drive-Thru: A Parable

Had a lovely “see you soon” dinner with Chris last night before he started his journey back to Indiana. Tuscan braised beef and a delicious 2005 Rubicon (2005 was the year we came to Seattle). 💙💙

Not really sure how drugs are going to help this, but ok, Honda, I’ll give it a shot.

Announced in a team meeting that I’m leaving to another department. Manager: “He will be missed. A hole that can never be filled, but we will try.” I feel so seen.

Get yours (and candles and other cute merch, all designed by @jofig92.bsky.social) here!

Turning 9 this year, but still baby.

I stand by this statement. And I’m not surprised, really.

There were several moments of deep laughter last night, this was the deepest. I was crying. 🤣🤣

My depression: “Stay home, isolate. Being around people is more than you’re capable of now.” My therapist: “Lean in with friends. They will help reinforce your sense of belonging. They love you and want you around.” After movie night last night, +1 for my therapist. +♾️ for my friends. 💙

They’re multiplying!!!!!

I’m. So. Full.

Made two pies for Pi Day Movie Night: 1) Peanut Butter with Chocolate Graham Cracker Crust 2) Lemon Icebox Pie with Graham Cracker Crust

Really awful dream. Now I’m awake and unable to turn off the voice in my head telling me how worthless I really am. It’s hard to shake it off when you wake up having felt like you really lived that experience.

Fried potatoooooooooes with shallots, garlic, rosemary, and chives. I’m pregnant with a potato baby.

Happy Mario Day! (Gosh, I miss that septum piercing)

Ginger molasses cookies. A light crisp on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle, I nailed this cookie.

The reason we will never own a home: avocado toast on ciabatta with confit egg yolk, bacon, micro kale, parmesan, sunflower seeds, and chives (homemade)

I watch Starfleet Academy for the pits… I’m sorry, I mean the nips… I’m sorry, I mean the pits NO the plot the plot… and the plot is pits and nips.

Remember Quibi? The show Dummy, about a woman befriending her boyfriend’s sex doll? What a time to be alive.

Remember NFTs?

Ooh, finally, a night to myself. Ok, now what?

Sitting here content with my iPhone 15 Pro Max, 86% battery max capacity… and wondering… will anything be coming out this September that makes me want to upgrade? Or if battery life gets bad, should I just replace the battery and call it good?

Waking around like this to distract the husband from homework. I’m so bad. 😈

Waking around like this to distract the husband from homework. I’m so bad. 😈

Me too, Pikachu. Me too.

Up early in the cabin.

Here’s the FCF plan… you come over, take your shorts off, sit next to me in your jockstrap, and we play video games. See you soon.

I absolutely should have trusted my gut. 2 hours in and I’m losing my mind.

Had a dream that 2 friends excused themselves and went upstairs to fuck in the shower… and I snuck up and watched. So, that’ll fuel me today. 🥵

Feeling like taking an “I’m bored with this shit, do it yourself,” day.

6 years ago, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social and I had our first date, which cemented what I already knew was growing after the first time we met and talked about our lives for hours. 📸: Flowers I brought him, me on my way to the date, and a few days later, the first pic we took together. 💙

Really happy to be back at work after a week off. So happy. Thrilled, even.

This can also be the Sunday Scaries plan. Definitely dreading tomorrow after having a week off.

Here’s the FCF plan… you come over, take your shorts off, sit next to me in your jockstrap, and we play video games. See you soon.

Well, this was an unexpected delivery. Local pizza place has a loyalty card and they’re clearly tracking that data and I’ve clearly been many several times. 🤣 🍕

Left the cabin and already want to run back. 😭

RAWR

I know a free snack basket at an Airbnb is scared to see me coming.

Achievement Unlocked: Hot tub in snowy weather (with @orphanrefugee.bsky.social )