Reopened communication with my daughter after 7 months and within 24 hours, she has told me that depression and anxiety are not real and are only tools the government and white oppressors are using to put us all in boxes and keep us down. <sigh> I fear this was a big mistake.

Love this man so much. Had a lovely weekend visiting with him and his family. I also took some time to open up and tell my mother-in-law how much they all mean to me and how they helped change, for the better, my image of family by how they showed up for each other and for me. 💙

Now accepting cuddles only

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The alt text I use on Wednesdays

For as rough as divorce is, I feel so grateful to be able to not only maintain a close relationship with my ex-husband, but also his family. For 27 years, they’ve been my family, too. We’re in MN visiting them and the love and fondness we all share for each other is unchanged. 💙

It is deeply funny to me that there’s a coffee drink themed after a kid’s show. Next on the menu: The Wiggles’ Watermelon Vodka Jell-O Shots!

If only I could find a husband who could read.

Ok, in the hotel and moderation filters are back off. Please do not disturb while I scroll all of the FCF submissions (unless you’re slapping me in the face with it).

Hot damn the tits that just walked by me on this airplane… sorry the man tits… fuck, the man with tits… FUCK, the man. Yes, the man, the hot man with solid tits and perky nips… BRRRBRERRBRBBRBRBRB

And a happy Fat Cock Friday from my bouncing cock to yours. Love how quickly my good boy responds to instruction.

Looking for somewhere to go. Open to suggestions.

The husband is refusing to take me to the airport tomorrow morning just because it’s at like 4am. That’s not even early. google how unpound someone take back load

That’ll be me tomorrow, but tonight? Fresh faced and happy. 💙

Past Me was a cheap asshole for booking a 6am flight for tomorrow. What a douche.

Get in there…

Yeah, these photos are the worst

If you were serious about celebrating it, you’d put your tongue in my butt for hump day.

Mood

Slut-post and then disappear into work? Me? No way.

If you were serious about celebrating it, you’d put your tongue in my butt for hump day.

New specs, who dis? 🤓

Yeah, these photos are the worst

Get in there…

8 posters on one pole from a single yoga studio. I figured they’d have more chill, JFC.

"I DON'T SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE"---Michelle Visage somewhere I presume

They really said “we have three minutes to serve as much cunt as humanly possible”

i will not be a bitch in this meeting i will not be a lover in this meeting i will not be a child in this meeting i will not be a mother in this meeting i will not be a sinner in this meeting i will not be a saint in this meeting

Is it a coincidence that I’m playing a Mario game and I talked like him in this post? Hang dry! It’s a worth it! (smh) Mamma mia.

Doing what’s needed to make my slutty stuff last longer is a worth it, but a pain.

Really loved Mother Mary. Michaela Coel, my god, the talent.

If I say Mother Mary in the mirror three times, does Anne Hathaway appear and drag me back to Wonderland?

You know it’s Singlet Saturday, right? We doing this? 🤼🏻‍♂️

Do the Lord’s work and help unite these two. No donation is too small. @elmercc.bsky.social - I hope you’re united soon. 💙

The absolute queer joy I experienced tonight. I fucking love us so much. It is such a GIFT to be part of this community. Now I need to rest my voice all weekend because I was screaming for nearly 2 hours.

Going to a drag show tonight and it starts at 9:30 and I don’t understand why Past Me decided this was a good thing to commit to. (I know why, it’s spending time with friends and that means a lot to me, but STILL!)

Went to HUMP Fest last night and watched some really great porn shorts. I wish I could share them with you, but it’s HUMP Fest, so you can’t see it unless you go. Daniel is now interested in aerial acrobatics, I’ll never look at Jeeps the same, and God certainly is a freak for some jump humping.

If you’re looking for somewhere to put your #FCF, I’ve got a couple of ideas, starting with…

Damn, I love this song. Put it on repeat!!!!

Still thinking about Botulism the Labubu. IYKYK

Commute Dad on 5 hours of sleep. Wheeeeeeee!!

Just removed a tick from my dog, so I’m basically a vet now. AMA.

I’m afraid I’ve poked my last pia. Just couldn’t get into it and really sucks I can’t gift the game to someone else given the cost. On to Super Mario Odyssey!

Ordered a Neruda collection and now La Vie Boheme is stuck in my head.

He’s not wrong. If I’ve ever cooked for you or given you baked goods, I’m absolutely flirting.

“Oh, whenever I accept meeting requests, I always choose “Do not send a response” because I don’t want to bother you and fill your inbox.” OK, BUT THEN IT DOESN’T SHOW YOU ACCEPTED AND AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST HOPE YOU SHOW UP? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHECK WITH YOU EVERY TIME?!?! GAHHHHHHHHHHH.

me flirting:

I just wanna stay home looking at thighs and thongs and thirsty thots on this Thursday, but instead, capitalism. (sigh)

Thong Thursday, you say?

Big fake it ‘til you make it energy today.