Wait, wait, wait. Why do I have to find out? I didn’t even fuck around‽

Finally! The announcement we Pokémon fans have been waiting for. #PokemonBlackWhite

Mmmmmm, Daddy fresh

For what it’s worth, I’m a boy toy and I’m available.

“All circle. No jerk” You have my permission to use that on the marketing @kink3d.com #YoureWelcome

Ok @kink3d.com but I kind of want it. Perfect for a team up with another bottom to just be a couple of holes. #NowMakeThemKiss

Young me: this guy online must feel amazing about his body. He's posting it and showing it off a lot. He must feel like he's in incredible shape. Older me: oh right. Now I see 😅

Finally! The announcement we Pokémon fans have been waiting for. #PokemonBlackWhite

Mmmmmm, Daddy fresh

Leg day check in #TightsTuesday #LockedJock

I don't think it's ideal to shame them for the kinks themselves, But it's 100% OK to shame them for trying to quash other people having the same kinks they do. Hang their laundry out for all to see - make sure they're hurt as much as anyone else by their own policies that call it dirty, haha!

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

It is the year of our lord, two thousand and twenty five, and I’m only now realizing it is “Like the deserts miss the rain” and not “Like the desert’s mystery.” #EverythingButTheHimbo #PrettyDumb

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs.

Thank gawds. Now I just need to turn taking loads into cash

Working out to fight the Sunday scaries

Happy 58th birthday to Lucy Lawless, who has always understood the assignment.

Club 404 in Austin, TX

#FlexFriday Giving y’all my best Think this PF will notice if I sneak in and steal their lighting and take it back to my home PF gym?

Is there something wrong with me that I enjoy starting Friday with reverse lunges…?

Take me back to where it is all made bigger

What in the late-stage-capitalism hell is this.

Fortunately the bestie has already seen all my kibbles & bits, and is just as much of a kink pig as me. We’re like sisters.

Have a thongtastic #ThongThursday

Not me accidentally sending my morning slutty nudes to the bestie instead of the boyfriend. 😬 I’m just glad it wasn’t the group work chat. 😅 #Himbo

Something different for #HumpDay

Haven't been feeling it for a while todays training changed that. @himbobrite.bsky.social liked one the left more inliked the right one so i posted both

#TushTuesday, or maybe #Glutesday?

He walked so the rest of us on BSky could run

I would like to meet the guy or gal or they that used the hip abductor before me. I tip my hat. Those must be some glutes and thighs.

Sorry, my penis is kind of a grump and shy. I constantly have to apologize for it. It’s why it’s best I keep it locked away from others.

Don’t think I shared the new singlet yet. So happy #SingletSaturday

If I told you I was a hereditary test would you put your DNA in me?

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

The bulk continues and it's getting harder 😬

Gay porn, but instead of fucking it’s guys telling each other how much they are worthy of friendship and love.

Snuckle 24–28–32–36–40 drops Friday, 10AM PT. We’re raffling 2 Snuckles here + 2 on X. To enter: repost, like, follow & comment. Winners drawn right before launch. friendlytoys.ca

Monday meathead muscle

Our toy sizes simplified: 0–10: unopened hole 10–20: cock-sized hole 20–30: putting in the work to fist 30+: fist-sized hole 40+: double fist hole We're here to take you there. friendlytoys.ca

Ryan Lexington

Using this #MCM to also do a #CageCheck. Trying out a new cage, and so far loving it. #TeamLocked #LockedJock #Himbo

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

Hey, if I told you my ass was a potato, would you fully load it for me? 🥺👉👈

Kind of feel like this might be a better account security question than “who was your favorite teacher” or “name of your first pet.”

BTW, my first dildo was the “celebrity likeness” of Ken Ryker that Falcon released. I’ll tell you, at ~23yo, it was the biggest thing I had put in my butt up to then.

Fist my bump

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!

Who was your first porn crush? Toss up between Aidan Shaw and Ken Ryker