Though himbos like to feel pretty too, having their toenails painted in a glittery color does run the risk of them getting distracted by their own feet. Especially so while they are up in the air. #HimboThoughts

The accuracy

This is an appreciation post for my service tops… #EverythingRemindsMeOfHim

It’s giving…

I want to know “why not me” every day

$32,150 a year is borderline poverty for a single person household. A family of 4 should not be trying to survive on an offensive income that low.

Favorite song from each Madonna album: 1 Borderline 2 Material Girl 3 Open Your Heart 4 Like a Prayer 5 Rain 6 Secret 7 Frozen/Ray of Light (Really, most of the album) 8 Music 9 Die Another Day 10 Sorry 11 4 Minutes 12 … 13 … 14 I Don’t Search I Find

It is written in the Bible “Thou shall not consume the crispy flesh of poultry on the Lord’s day” and that is why Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays. #HimboThoughts

It’s kind of surreal discovering I went to Middle School with Al*x J*nes. 😬

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s AI slop.

This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct

Drag name: Hamilton Bitch

In related news: the ease dropping interwebs is suggesting stuff that I want. Help!

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said

The companies pushing AI so hard, trying to convince everyone—including themselves—that it is already a guaranteed thing, wanted by the masses.

Tis the season

He-Man, GI Joe, and Thundercats made me gay Adding My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, and Care Bears into the mix made me a himbo. #HimboThoughts

If I was on the X-Men team, my name and mutant powers would be… #NerdyHimbo

Me: Hello Darkness, my old friend. Darkness: Who da fuck do you think you are calling me “old”.

After Pokémon GO Wild Area 2025, Heatran raids be like…

I think Star Trek endures because it encompasses all of the fundamental storytelling archetypes: Man vs man. Man vs self. Man vs computer. Man vs sexy lady. Man vs cave. Man vs God. Man vs lizard. Man vs tribunal. Man vs Abraham Lincoln. Man vs ghost. Man vs boss. Man vs doctor. Man vs rock. Man vs

New prints are arriving tomorrow, haven't ordered many so get in while there's still a few left. ko-fi.com/jimstafford/...

Domtop Bottom Hunters… 💛🇰🇷 - as Queer Gender-Flip take on K-Pop Demon Hunters that I have been working on this week! #kpopdemonhunters #queer #genderflip #queerart

Thinking about and missing @georgemafredas.bsky.social right now.

🎶There was a Daddy who had a boy, and Himbo was his name-o H-I-M-B-O H-I-M-B-O H-I-M-B-O And Himbo was his name-o!🎶

Plot twist: in this film the bodyguard will sing a cover of “I Will Always Love You”

When you go through bouts of being a hoe, with gaps in between, it’s called intermittent slutting. #HimboThoughts

normalize friends using you as living fleshlights

Subway by Chappell Ronan vs You’re Beautiful by James Blunt remix #MissedConnectionsOnTheSubway #TheyreTheSamePicture

I wonder how far Disney/Pixar are from doing a [Remastered] Toy Story? Taking the original data files, remapping and texturing the models, and rendering with present day software.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

I’m going for the pegging and wrestling bare-backed

Fun Fact: a group of himbos is called a “hunk” #HimboThoughts

Himbo math problem: 1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

One for the “companies with no gays, or it’s all gays” file

Just tell me how many reps, Coach.

Here for watching the robot army’s CPUs overclock while wrestling with Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics in regards to Elon as an individual. “Elon is not a humane being, therefore, is Elon actually a human being?”

After 30+min of going back and forth on them wanting to destroy my h***…

This picture just slapped me in the face and called me “old man”

It’s my day

if you need good news: a methodist church in dallas’ gayborhood is painting its steps progressive pride colors in response to texas banning rainbow crosswalks w threats of withholding federal funding

In related news… #SpinMeRightRound

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

Must not be much going on in the world for the NYT to report on just now discovering “star” bit screws. Maybe they heard the new WH ballroom will utilize these in the construction and were colored curious.

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

Of the famous New England Doormats family?

The Black Mirror episode (Be Right Back (2013) covered this pretty well. Though the Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica (2009) had it as a core story line and tackled it in a slightly less selfish fashion. What if the totality of our online footprint was compiled to remake us. Would it be us?