Little Tails work-in-progress! 🦊

Went to the doctor today and when I hopped on the scale it said I weighed 25lbs less than I usually do so I immediately assumed I was dying 🤭💅 (their scale was just fucked up)

I have been working on the same gay rom-com for months and it’s only 300 pages, why did I do this to myself

Chat are we sucking my Tony Hawk Underground character

That was truly one of the best lipsyncs we’ve ever had on drag race.

Nah they played in Joeys face

I’ve never seen Evan Mulrooney not be deeply unsettling it’s so wild!!

I’d argue that the male character skins in Marvel Rivals aren’t horny enough. I know an army queer artists that could really amp it up.

Had a cute little one night getaway with my babies it was so niceeee

Took a nap today and had my reoccurring dream where I go back to work at the local pizza place I worked at in college

I love drag. I love burlesque. I love queer people. I love community.

It’s so funny how I get so many MtG ads and I don’t even play, my phone is just always listening to my partners 😂😂😂

The “Luxury” vinyl flooring they are currently installing in our apartment complex lmfaoooo. Warped to hell and all the edges are sticking up and separating.

The only thing I can think every time I see yalls airplane bathroom dick pics is how deeply UNHORNY I am every time I set foot in an airplane bathroom 😂😂

Nintendo remembering that Mario Kart World exists and releasing the most bare minimum update possible lmfaoooo

Thinking of one of the times my friend called me a horny asexual and you know what he was maybe right kinda

I have had more issues with PS5 controllers than any other console I have ever owned.

Happy pride queers 🫶🏻

I’m exhausted from going out so much this month, but I love our local drag performers and DJs so much. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Some of yall need to proof read those hole pics!

Drag BBQ forever!!!!! (Even in the rain)

Danced my ass off in front of everyone and had a great night

Dance remix of Cinnamon Girl?!?!?

Went too hard during BEAT UP CHANEL$ and had to take a break on the smoking patio 😂

DDR cabinet at the Barcade freshly calibrated and I stlll kinda got it, I could cry (My sight reading ability is still there but my cardio is not lmao)

Hitting a fresh cart in the black mold stairwell >>>

Baby the mic was ON.

Both my bosses have already been in my office together stressing me the fuck put simply because they didn’t give me all the info needed to give them exactly what they were asking for.

What a fucking fierce night. Chrissy absolutely delivered!!!

I think some of yall are shorter than I realized

Upholding my title of hottest person on the office zoom call

Yall got nice butts. 🙂‍↕️

Chrissy Chlapecka tonight!!!! 💄💋

alright this is the silliest shit I’ve ever made

Keep Jerkin’ it. This was deadass the most fun I’ve ever had at a concert. Amy is the realest woman alive.

Feelin like this tonight

Also Amyl and the Sniffers fans smell infinitely better than bbno$ fans

Like come on now

Okay Amyl and the Sniffers? Best concert I’ve ever been to

Here we gooooo

There are so many hot bisexuals at this Amyl and the Sniffers concert

Seeing Amyl and the Sniffers tonight!!! 😈

Miss Rebecca returning to save us all 🙏🙏

Ns this was the animated Sonic intro of all time

Oomf always posts like they just had 450mg of caffeine. Good for them honestly.

Too toasty to go for my lil mental health walk :(

You know what? Shout out to that bass line in Waterfalls.

Imagine a music industry in which Janet had not been fucked over by Some Man

Apparently the new cleaning staff member at our office building has been mixing bleach into the cleaning solution the last few days…..

This fuckass AI art….suck my dick SquareEnix.