Yourself, but as a cartoon.

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Little Miss Probably sick on the day of my flight home 😭 (Sinus infection most likely)

This bath is just a smidge too small for me and my tummy pokes out and gets cold.

Coloring book time with my boyfriend while watching his favorite show.

Went for walk with these cuties 🥰

Just finished the Red Rising Trilogy. And wow. The action, the characters, the sci-fi of it all. So good. Highly recommend.

Got to send off @mal-content.bsky.social this morning for their trip!

Seattle, I am in you

American escalator etiquette will always piss me off

I really hate when my autoplay puts on Ben Platt. I don't want to listen to his annoying voice

Just explained to the kids I'm leaving for a week. I'm gonna miss them so much, but my friend is going to take great care of them while I'm gone.

Reminder that straight men should Never.

What an odd experience wuffs.org/quiz/

Kuchi kopi shaped Fleshlight. Send skeet

I want to melt a gummy into some hot chocolate and then rub my beard against my boyfriend's chest hair until I fall asleep 😔

Somewhere a barber: "I saw my hot client today!"

What high fantasy/sci-fi fantasy books do y'all recommend? I need em for my flight later this week. I've recently read a lot of Brandon Sanderson, red rising trilogy, poppy wars trilogy, black prism series, etc.

See a butt, post a butt 🍑

Well I came finally for the first time since ~ Christmas. I was trying to wait til next weekend but my balls wouldn't calm down and I couldn't hardly focus on anything else, so @maljam.bsky.social said I could.

repost if you'd shower w this cub

Playing Mysterium at a friend's house and I can hardly focus because my balls ache so badly. It's been 3+ weeks since I've came, and I have a week more to go ☠️💀

I don't want to buy any more garbage USB-C cables that just break randomly after a month of casual use. I hate this shitty production mass waste capitalistic bullshit.

Work sucked hard today but a cute bear a town over made me cookies.😁

Facts

#ThrowbackThursday 2 years ago today

My boyfriend is super fucking hot and scrumptious 🥵🥴🫠

My balls ache for release. Send skeet

Blue raspberry hi-chew: 7/10 Rainbow sherbet: 8/10 Blue Hawaii: 2/10 tedious story driving content in video games: 0/10

@maljam.bsky.social asked me to not cum until I see him at the end of the month. But here's a teaser pic of me playing with it since that's allowed 😊 Happy #FCF y'all

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Well, more cute is needed I see. How about a teeny Wood Froglet peeking? #herps 🌿

It appears we need some emergency cute on the timeline. Tufted Titmouse is on it #birds 🌿

Downloading Red Rising. Also resisting the urge to order cookies to be delivered ☠️☠️☠️

@md-goose.bsky.social What if goose but horse?

I need my musk to stop smelling like Cane's sauce and making me want to go to Cane's. Whoever did this is a marketing genius

Come vibe with us in bed

Happy 2026 bloomfies! Let's make this year the gayest year yet 🍾❤️🎉

4 years ago, New Years Day was one of the worst days of my life. Today it was one I spent with friends and had a great time just entertaining ourselves and sharing our company. I'm so glad to be at a place in my life where I'm healing and finding things that make me happy. Love you all, Happy NY 😊

Walked to H-Mart to get some New Years stuff and got home and she just wants all the attention

My balls smell like Cane's sauce again, so guess what I'm getting for lunch. Also, this cardigan @maljam.bsky.social got me for Christmas is amazing and they have impeccable taste, and I'm so lucky to know them and be theirs.

Just had a very lucid nightmare that those running things here drugged me and kidnapped me somewhere. It was just so fucking vivid and terrifying and I hate that that is a reality right now for people.

I was walking around my apartment and was confused why I have trash sitting on the counter, I'm not usually messy. But then I turned to my trash can and remembered, this cute little miscreant likes to rest there and watch me walk around 😂

New jock courtesy of @mal-content.bsky.social

Hope you're having a good night. First person to show up with a pina colada get their dick sucked 😉

TW:SNAKE Merry Christmas you beautiful people's and I hope you have a great new year ahead of you. 🫂

This little fuzzbutt randomly cracks open his PHD grade skillset in cuddling but only at 2am. Like once or twice a month he wakes me up for it and it's always so damn healing when it happens.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I pity the kidnappers

Help, I laid down before work and now I don't want to get back up.