Hornyyyyyy... Maybe I make efforts to do a rare hump day post later 🤔 Maybe @maljam.bsky.social helps

✨ Honestly rate yourself ✨ Looks: 6.5/10 Creativity: 3/10 Humor: 6/10 Mental health: 6/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: ???/10 (depends heavily on with others or myself) Social skills: 6/10 Memory: 4.5/10

My cats really missed me and my boy was feral yowling any time I was out of his site when we got home last night. I'm not happy to be back at work, but soo la voo or whatever the French say. Happy Monday all

Sometimes you just need to hold the doggy after watching a really sad musical and it helps

Went on a nature hike with the two best boys 😁

I'm getting absolutely railed 😭

Sometimes you just go for a coffee date at 6pm

I’m gonna be real with you:

I got told I look like a cute nerd today 🤓

I cleaned the drains AND scooped the litter box all while having a tummy ache. In short, I was a hero today.

Quote from the date night we just had: "I'm going to drink a lot of carbonated seltzer water so it tastes like TV static when you swallow"

Thank fuck this week is over

Just saw a sad dungeon crawler Carl edit and nobody to share it with 😭

There are much better ways to support drag queens than seeing a movie made with AI.

RuPaul movie using AI, I'm shocked. Wasn't going to see it anyways, but definitely not now.

Mr.Mime has both the Properties of Rubber And Gum

My cute silly Little baby man 😭😭😭

Happiness is making your boyfriend laugh at a silly comment and from tickling his nipples with your tongue at the same time

If you follow him please go ahead and block this piece of shit

cat checkpoint for most recent pics

Stolen Dance by Milky Chance is such a good song to take a walk to while blazed

Gays on tiktok using AI or putting Harry Potter shit in their bio make me so irritated.

The amazing @mal-content.bsky.social got me these cute shirts for my birthday 🎂🥳🎉 I love them so much and can't wait to wear them to work!

So excited to announce Cute Patoots will be shown during the Gayming Pride at Summer Game Fest stream! Check out more info at: gaymingfoundation.org/prideatsgf/ #GaymingPrideParade #SGF2026

Do people still post these? Happy #FCF

This is 3️⃣1️⃣ I guess

I was built for a low of 39° and a high of 60°. today is great!

Ew just blocked an 18 year old who followed me who had 9k followers. Yes 18 is legal but yuck that's too many people interested in a literal teenager. Technically that kid is doing nothing wrong but the follower count gave me the ick hard.

sloppppppy head. reblog if u agree

Late night girl dinner haul

My iPad won't update my game cause it wants me to download the new app store, but when I click on it, it takes me to the app store app entry in the app store and says "open" and when I click 'open' it tells me it needs updates 😭😭😭 what is happening 😂🤣

Pixel 9XL has been one of the most miserable experiences with a phone I've ever had. Pixel 2 was peak phone and we've gone down hill since then. I will swap back to Samsung and see if they've resolved their internal antenna breaking issue after this phone.

Just an fyi…

My friend is cute and adorable 🥰

Got new glasses 🤓

Any cat owner's with wood flooring? How do you manage the fuzz/dust bunnies? Any specific vacuum or air purifier you'd recommend?

I got cookies but nobody here to snuggle or rub bulges with

Happy #FCF 😊

Well if it's not insomnia it's the crushing weight of vivid 🧊🧊🧊 nightmares flooding my dreams. Luckily my boy cat noticed and gave me some really grounding cuddles through the worst of it.

Some chocolate milk and my boyfriend would go so hard right now

Walked my cats, playing aram for the evening with friends. Just need my boyfriend's to snuggle and it'd be a perfect day

Today (Transgender Day of Visibility) is a great opportunity to confirm that I stand with our trans family and that there’s no LGB without the T. Wherever I am welcomed, I am working to make sure trans folks are safe, too.

My body is doing that thing where it forgets how to sleep through the night every few months and acts like it hates my pillow and mattress and it makes me feel like a lunatic

How's your weekend going cuties?

There’s just something about Wednesdays

Dear Spotify. My taste in musicals is highly selective and I really don't have any tolerance for Ben Platt's irritating existence in my music feed. I wish I could block their music and move on with my life, but you only let me hide them for 30 days at a time 😭

Happy hump Day 😁😊