I just woke up so so hard. 🥵

When you decide to give your balls and bush a bit of self care. 🪒

As an neurodivergent child….there’s something so soothing about the grip of numbers 3 and 5. 🖊️

I’ve been masturbating since I was around 13 and have always loved it. 😜

How am I doing on the night before having to go back to work after being in Europe? 🤔

Not much for hats….but, am on my THIRD grocery store run of the day. 🎂

Got some sweet gifts for my sister, nephew….and me. ☘️

Not one but TWO grocery shopping trips later, plus, folding away laundry, and putting away dishes….time to rest for a bit before going out to get ingredients for dad’s birthday carrot cake. Day off from work for who??? 🧺 🍽️ 🎂

Have a load of laundry in the washer, did a run to Aldi and got a lot of groceries for the family, showered, made a pot of coffee, and just called up my Audiologist to set up an appointment. Having my second cup of coffee. All of this before 11am and on only 4 hours & 20 minutes of sleep. 😱

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@beardybloke.bsky.social, I hope that your day is as amazing as you are!! 🥰🎂😘

Made it back onto American soil. Can’t wait to make my way across the pond again!! 😘 ✈️ 🫂

Next stop? JFK and then a 2 hour drive home!! Let’s fly this Bird! ✈️ ☘️ 🏡

Time for a cheeky pint of Guinness while I wait for my flight home. Also stopped by the Duty Free for gifts for my family and friends at work. I love it here in Ireland and am greatly upset that I can’t stay longer! 😘☘️🍻🛍️

Next stop….Dublin!! ☘️

See you later, Malta, it’s been real. ✈️

Cheers, Queers! One last meal here in Malta: grilled octopus with rigatoni and a martini.

Peter and Paul are so ready to hit up the town!!

Gotta start my day with my cappuccino…. Fancy coffee for this fancy boy! 😉 ☕️ 😘

Marge gets it. 🐕

Kaine on Fox: "The president can act to defend US against imminent attack without congressional approval. But if you're going to initiate war, you need Congress. The president not only did not come to Congress, he acted without even notification to the vast majority of us. This is an illegal war."

Time to get my food and drink on!! 🥘 🍻

It’s already March… 💐

To quote Pam from The Office, “They’re the same picture.”

Cheers, Queers! Ended my day with an tiramisu expresso martini….so gay and delicious. 🍸 🌈 😎

Enjoying a beer and pizza while in King’s Landing aka Mdina, Malta! 🍕 🍻 🇲🇹

I have Fallen… 🍻

In this house, we ADORE Jodie Foster….especially from her being asked about boys era. 🤩

I know some people would love this deal. 🤭

So….dad and me both got a chance to do something super cool today!! 🤩 🦅 😎

I slept for almost 13 hours last night! 😱

Quick stop in Dublin and had to get my Half Pint of Guinness and my Yorkie…when it’s not even 6 AM. 🍻✈️☘️🍫

See you all in Dublin for my layover!! 😘 🍀 ✈️

See you all in Dublin for my layover!! 😘 🍀 ✈️

Can it be July so I can be with my British UK Fam??? 😘😘😘🌈🌈🌈🌈😘😘😘

I’ve Fallen….while at the JFK airport to Malta! 🍻 ✈️ 💸

Let’s goooo!!! ✈️🇪🇺😀

Why are the Euro and Pounds so much better looking than our American Greenbacks??? 💵 💶

Happy wet towel Todger Tuesday. 😜

Feeling naughty. 😜

I’m getting sushi for dinner tonight. 😋

I’m flabbergasted that I don’t have work again tomorrow….that means no work for over a week, baby!!!

When your fucking work call out line calls you at 3am and wakes you up…might as well masturbate as well and celebrating Monochrome Monday. 🥱 🩶

ot me, watching Bohemian Rhapsody with my Dad, and outright sobbing…There’s a reason why Queen will always be one of my favorite bands. 😭 🎶 🎤 🌈

Annnnd this might be the final straw that makes me try to get my Irish citizenship/passport. I’m so embarrassed to say that I’m American….and it’s all thanks to HIM. 🇮🇪 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🎫

If only I had this kind of money. 💵

When you get The Call that there’s no work tomorrow thanks to the snow, it’s time for an Hot Toddy to celebrate!! 🫖 🥃 ❄️

Dealt with the rain and got soaked but…at least I got my family a pecan pie for our sweet treat…plus danishes for breakfast. 😋

Why stop at 27%??? We can go even lower!!