Feeling so horny on this FursDay. 🥵

Really great question. 🤔

When it’s 91F/31.78C outside. 🌞

When America is in the grips of a President who literally falls asleep on camera…at least you get some pizza at work. 🍕

Me at work. 😂

Cheers, Queers!! I’m about to watch a new show: Eva Longoria: Searching for France. It’ll go perfectly with my French wine that I just picked up. 🇫🇷 🍷 🥖

Happy Hump Day, loves. 😘

“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”

One of my Top 10 Films. 🎥

Omg! 🤭😂🤣

What’s your secret???

Happy belated MCM and also Toger Tuesday. 🍆

😭🏳️‍🌈❤️

On this #bestfriendsday, T Minus 32 Days until I get to spend 2 weeks with some of the important people who have stolen my heart with their love and friendship. Gay UK Friends truly make some of the best friends!! ❤️🏳️‍🌈🥰

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Happy National Best Friends Day!!! After being belittled, talked down to, manipulated, and many more things from my Straight Friends, I’m so glad to have found my Real People who I need in my Gay Fam. ❤️

I’m a big foodie and love trying new things…but I draw the line on black licorice, cottage cheese, and Lima beans. Oh, and it’s not on here but I refuse to eat any kind of cereal.

Time to be a Good Gay and get my Pride Cake….all of this plus an Italian hoodie cost $61. 😳 🌈 🍰

Annnnd time for a new Profile Pic of me and my poor receding hairline! 📸

When you need to take off your shirt cause it’s so humid and hot outside. 🥵

Time to do a bit of shopping!

God has chimed in.

It might look a bit messy but…this pepperoni, sausage, ricotta, spicy jalapeño, hot honey pizza is delicious!! 🤤

When it’s super hot outside…time for a nap. 🥱

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

And it’s stuff like this that gives me a lot of anxiety. 😳

Cheers, Queers! Got my pepperoni, jalapeño, sausage, and hot honey pizza plus a gin to go with it! 🍕 🌈 🍸

Time to listen to HER on my way home from work. 🎶 🏳️‍🌈❤️

Running on 5 hours and 25 minutes of very shitty sleep…where I dreamt that mom was dying over and over. 😭 ☕️ 😭

I would love that damn red velvet cupcake now. 🧁

Even with the 4 fans going, the wet carpet is really starting to smell…and we’re so far behind with work. 😳 😱 😳

Sooo the water cooler somehow broke last night and literally half of the carpet on my team’s side of the office building is flooded. That’s something to walk into at 7:05am. 😳

When your bedroom door literally opens up gently by itself and you feel your mom checking up on you after a hard day…even though she’s been gone since October 6th of last year…that’s something special. ❤️

Paul McCartney was my # 1 best concert that I’ve seen. And I’m so glad that my mom got the chance to see one of the members of her favorite childhood bands. ❤️

It’s been another very long and emotional day. Here’s to all of you gorgeous gay people who live in my phone. 😘 🥃 🌈

It’s ok, the Thread can’t hurt you…then why do I feel this need to have an emotional release sob over this?? 😭 😭 😭

Why are you gay?

Back to work from lunch with this positively homophobic overhead lighting. 🫂

Don’t skip! Post you in another country.

Do it for Jackie. 🌹

Time to get up. 🥱 🌈 😘

Happy Todger Tuesday. 🍆

Time to start off Pride Month with a cheeky Rosé Prosecco. 🥂

Straight People are just a myth, Mario! Now, go back to riding on Rainbow Road. 🌈

Happy Pride!! 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️

After a very long but also productive day (but really…aren’t all of my weekends like this?) this red wine is earned!! 🍷

Before and after my Gay Powers were restored, just in time for Pride Month! 💇🏻‍♂️ 🌈 😘

The new phone takes amazing nude pics. 😜 🍆 📸