last hump day of the year let's make it count

Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. This shouldn't be surprising at this point

maybe he's born with it maybe it's neighbelline (ketamine)

blue balls or something idk #mcm

took an unprompted hiatus from socials for a bit but am back to share that now I'm caught up on Heated Rivals.. Scott and Kip had me both sitting and crying from the cuck chair

Bonk says happy Saturday (I will never know peace when I'm doing my business)

A bit of education this Saturday: •The temporary shrinking & pulling up of the testicles due to cold temperatures is a normal bodily function associated with the cremasteric reflex & the action of the dartos muscle •softies are beautiful too #scs #softie #uncut #teamuncut #pubes

Same mirrors, different day.

pleased a dom, partied with friends, upset another dom, and got tickets to a gay ass rave for free all in the span of 5 hours. the circle of life for a fag weekend I tell ya...

What do you mean this isn’t what my therapist meant when they said I should open up more? #hairyhole #manhole #latinogay #culopeludo #humpday #latinass

it's hump o'clock

early hump day post because I have free will

who wants some bday cake!? 🎂🥳

31

blacked out at a cabin over my *sort of* bday weekend with a bunch of gay guys hi everyone happy Sunday 🙂‍↕️

“why does every show have a gay storyline now” because gays are better and more interesting, thanks

hey! my eyes are up here.. #fcf

ready to ride you, sir 😈

tummy tuesday with a side of cawk (feeling feral)

That's Showbiz Baby! The Encore... JADE you are her

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (Ended too soon) Need her back

Sunday is meant for ~chilling~

Okay time to join the santa hat pfp squad... brb

How’s the view from down there? #fcf

monumental #fcf

my pre-bath shenanigans for your consideration. #fcf

recycling one of my first traps here for dick root thread but not thread bc im too lazy to find one to qp and i stand alone. whatever

leg day yesterday has my ass feeling a type of way

this all checks out except Fall Out Boy should be replaced by Paramore

Hmmm what to eat for hump day 🤔

forgot to mention it's Sag season and my faggy saggy self turns 31 in two weeks. plan accordingly (buy me sex toys)

Okay now that I've had the time to watch the rpdr uk finale... win was deserved yeah but it just felt lackluster

finally reunited with my child 🥹

Drunk! At The Denver Airport

I finally fly back to Seattle tomorrow 🎉 (pic unrelated, a dom asked me to do this)

finally was able to get away from my parents for **** in my **** last night good morning ☀️

Just here to make your soft cocks hard 🍆 ☺️

my mom is wine drunk and complaining about the neighbors parking in front of the house. accurate depiction in this gif

feeling sooooooo gay for you all this fcf

soo Good 2 b homee 💖

Forget the discounts for Black Friday, get your dicks out for #FCF!

this cock makes me wanna vogue

[insert stuffing pun for american oomfs] #fcf x

happy thanksgiving to my bloomfs who celebrate! now who wants stuffing? 😈🍆

thighs day celebrations in full effect. who's gonna come gobble it?

New deluxe tracks for JADE’s debut album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore’: Church This Is What We Dance For Dreamcheater Best You Could  Use Me  Frozen (Madonna cover) If My Heart Was A House  Tar

crunchy

convinced my parents to not do turkey this year and instead make swedish meatballs