sea legs (Alex)
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horny poster (21+ only please) • he/they • 31 • local faggot in your area Seattle
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a fat cock for your Friday
about 1 month ago
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celebrated friends birthday last night and woke up still drunk
1 day ago
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Boyfriend Dick
3 days ago
Deep, slow, inhale… you got this dude 😘
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Happy pokemon day from my ass to your fat cock friday
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3 days ago
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look at these BABIES 🥹✨
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3 days ago
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i fear my gambling addiction is returning (ordered packs of pokemon cards)
4 days ago
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spent a cumulative of 3 hours having an IT guy try to explain and fix my work laptop today like okay can I get back to looking at the hot gay people in my phone thanks
4 days ago
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trying to do thong thursday but keep getting it wrong 😔
4 days ago
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*horny at the office voice* I'm horny at the office
5 days ago
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖
5 days ago
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Quote post yourself & your favorite pokemons
#Pokemon30
logo ✨
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5 days ago
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oh it's hump day ? *assumes position*
5 days ago
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who here want to get me raising canes and raise my cane if you know what I me- *gets yoinked off stage*
6 days ago
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what if we kissed where the trade left me.. what then ?
6 days ago
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Ranch Devereaux
6 days ago
Reminder that you most certainly do not need to watch the state of the union tonight. In fact, protect your sanity and don’t. You can read about it afterwards from people who have to watch for their literal jobs.
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saw a vague ragebait post about *problem someone made up in their head* and need to let out my frustrations without entertaining them
7 days ago
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unofficially accepted a promotion not even a month into my new job 💅🏻 anyway here's my ass
7 days ago
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thinking about when Morbius flopped and everyone made a joke out of it which convinced Jared Leto and Marvel to put it back in theaters just for it to flop again. good morning
7 days ago
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what my bathroom sink sees when I'm out of the shower
8 days ago
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my gay experience is wanting to kiss all of my friends
9 days ago
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my toxic trait is when the Trader Joe's cashier asks me about my weekend plans I lie to their face to make it sound exciting if I don't actually have anything fun planned
9 days ago
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the day of fat cocks has arrived
10 days ago
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low hanging fruit
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11 days ago
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the dirty dishes in my sink when I get home from a bad day at work
11 days ago
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Tim
11 days ago
Girl so confusing ft lorde is honestly a perfect song I’m still gagged every time I listen to it
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gym before work because it's thighs day
11 days ago
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me at work vs me when I get home and immediately hit my weed pen
12 days ago
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Paulo
12 days ago
The Couch
#digitalartwork
#digitalpainting
#homoerotic
#homoeroticart
#digitaldrawing
#gayillustration
#illustration
#gayartist
#gayartwork
thanks to
@sisyphussy.bsky.social
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world is a fuck and this week has been brutal but I'm going to gay skate at the roller rink tonight with friends so I guess that's something
12 days ago
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I couldn't be more flattered to have great art done of me 🥹 thank you
@afictitiousman.bsky.social
🫶🏻
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12 days ago
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good morning ☀️ here's some humps
12 days ago
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potion of
15 days ago
ingredients are the backbone of most dishes
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being an ex horse girl from back in my childhood I fear this year of the horse may reawaken my powers. I'll become so insufferable I'll be off to the glue factory then getting huffed by a highschooler in a bathroom next to the drama department in no time
13 days ago
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it was in fact the wrong decision to go to work today. starting a petition to refer to this day of the week as Terrible Tues
13 days ago
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good morning I should be getting ready for work but I'd rather this
13 days ago
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I may be known as a slut but I'm so much more than that. I'm a romantic slut
14 days ago
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valentine
14 days ago
charli really made this album for us true romance angels.
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sunday buns are baked
15 days ago
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Archie Merc 💞🦋
about 1 month ago
felt incredibly hot. won’t delete :)
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16 days ago
I’m sure some of you will be here tn
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idk who needs to hear this but sometimes it's okay to keep friend groups separate
15 days ago
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I THINK I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
17 days ago
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who up fat cockin'
17 days ago
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my rugby sisters are so dumb in the best way possible. love these faggots 🫶🏻
18 days ago
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finally found a shelf for my collection (this is my advertisement for other slutty nerds btw)
19 days ago
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my bluesky is full of correct opinions, fag humor, sexy babes, and glam shots of dick and ass it's just so beautiful
19 days ago
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Illusionist Faceless Gage
19 days ago
hump. and that’s an order
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Seattle is getting Raising Cane's we really made it y'all
19 days ago
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I am being investigated for using poppers in the hole stretching category at the
#gayolympics
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19 days ago
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we are in the stupidest timeline possible like what the fuck is there to "investigate" ? leave Benito alone 🔫
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20 days ago
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first client who's getting assigned to me is reportedly misogynistic. can't wait to see what happens when he discovers I'm a raging homosexual
20 days ago
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