happy pride month queers ✨

corporations tomorrow

good morning who wants to come over and do this

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good morning gay people in my phone

Summer penis is here

my himbo cat just had an entirely nonverbal conversation with me I love that he understands my faggy mannerisms

another day another hump or whatever the saying is

how it must feel to be the director at my job that no one has anything nice to say about because she's the worst

Local Fag Does Same Pose He Always Does For Basic Hump Day Photo

had an idea of getting a tramp stamp that just says "bumper sticker"

city job that pays wayyy better that I applied to 4 months ago finally got back to me which is great timing since I'm already checked out of job I'm at just 3 months in (pay, pto, benefits all fucking suck)

Gay people shouldn’t have to work when the weather is nice.

apartment renovation time feat Bonk

living my life one "good boy" moment to the next

we ride at dawn

hot take I think being gay is neat and fun

Very “I don’t want to work” vibes today

clogged one of the toilets in the staff bathroom I should be euthanized

happy mother's day to all the cum dumps ❤️

tesla owners who have anti elon musk bumper stickers should be bullied extra hard

peek-a-boo, it's hump day 🫣🍑

me and my coworkers rescued an injured bird stuck to a wall this morning which imo was far too dramatic for it just being Tuesday

did something really well at my job today i deserve a treat (cock)

my Sundays now typically consist of: - coffee + weekly market with friends - laundry - hitting the weed pen - jorkin my peanis & digging in my butt - reading (fake) - video games and/or show time

I'm in my low rise jeans

friend lent me a book which doesn't make any sense bc we're both gay and can't read

good morning, hump day morning ☀️

just had a meet cute with my really hot neighbor at the cafe. I'm going to be so normal and well adjusted about this

She was shooting with her eyes closed and crying and still hit everybody like what are yall doing?!!

saw you from across the bar and loved your 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 presentation

went to the cum dump convention and everyone knew me but I don't remember meeting any of them 🫤

flashback to when we first met

i think about you.. do you think about me? #fcf

took my prep with coffee this morning and now my tummy hurts

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Happy 4/20!!

Good morning Bluesky. Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

hello to my internet boyfriends

my contribution to fcf this week

injured my jacking off hand last night and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

bluesky can go down literally every day but i will never be convinced that twitter is worth going back to

would be the funniest thing if everyone posted their drafts now.. like as a bit

early fcf even though it's forbidden

hump day is here once again

brb going to listen to Arlo Parks and yearn real quick

good morning from me and my son