celebrated friends birthday last night and woke up still drunk

Deep, slow, inhale… you got this dude 😘

Happy pokemon day from my ass to your fat cock friday

look at these BABIES 🥹✨

i fear my gambling addiction is returning (ordered packs of pokemon cards)

spent a cumulative of 3 hours having an IT guy try to explain and fix my work laptop today like okay can I get back to looking at the hot gay people in my phone thanks

trying to do thong thursday but keep getting it wrong 😔

*horny at the office voice* I'm horny at the office

Quote post yourself & your favorite pokemons #Pokemon30 logo ✨

oh it's hump day ? *assumes position*

who here want to get me raising canes and raise my cane if you know what I me- *gets yoinked off stage*

what if we kissed where the trade left me.. what then ?

Reminder that you most certainly do not need to watch the state of the union tonight. In fact, protect your sanity and don’t. You can read about it afterwards from people who have to watch for their literal jobs.

saw a vague ragebait post about *problem someone made up in their head* and need to let out my frustrations without entertaining them

unofficially accepted a promotion not even a month into my new job 💅🏻 anyway here's my ass

thinking about when Morbius flopped and everyone made a joke out of it which convinced Jared Leto and Marvel to put it back in theaters just for it to flop again. good morning

what my bathroom sink sees when I'm out of the shower

my gay experience is wanting to kiss all of my friends

my toxic trait is when the Trader Joe's cashier asks me about my weekend plans I lie to their face to make it sound exciting if I don't actually have anything fun planned

the day of fat cocks has arrived

low hanging fruit

the dirty dishes in my sink when I get home from a bad day at work

Girl so confusing ft lorde is honestly a perfect song I’m still gagged every time I listen to it

gym before work because it's thighs day

me at work vs me when I get home and immediately hit my weed pen

The Couch #digitalartwork #digitalpainting #homoerotic #homoeroticart #digitaldrawing #gayillustration #illustration #gayartist #gayartwork thanks to @sisyphussy.bsky.social 💕

world is a fuck and this week has been brutal but I'm going to gay skate at the roller rink tonight with friends so I guess that's something

I couldn't be more flattered to have great art done of me 🥹 thank you @afictitiousman.bsky.social 🫶🏻

good morning ☀️ here's some humps

ingredients are the backbone of most dishes

being an ex horse girl from back in my childhood I fear this year of the horse may reawaken my powers. I'll become so insufferable I'll be off to the glue factory then getting huffed by a highschooler in a bathroom next to the drama department in no time

it was in fact the wrong decision to go to work today. starting a petition to refer to this day of the week as Terrible Tues

good morning I should be getting ready for work but I'd rather this

I may be known as a slut but I'm so much more than that. I'm a romantic slut

charli really made this album for us true romance angels.

sunday buns are baked

felt incredibly hot. won’t delete :)

I’m sure some of you will be here tn

idk who needs to hear this but sometimes it's okay to keep friend groups separate

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

who up fat cockin'

my rugby sisters are so dumb in the best way possible. love these faggots 🫶🏻

finally found a shelf for my collection (this is my advertisement for other slutty nerds btw)

my bluesky is full of correct opinions, fag humor, sexy babes, and glam shots of dick and ass it's just so beautiful

hump. and that’s an order

Seattle is getting Raising Cane's we really made it y'all

I am being investigated for using poppers in the hole stretching category at the #gayolympics

we are in the stupidest timeline possible like what the fuck is there to "investigate" ? leave Benito alone 🔫

first client who's getting assigned to me is reportedly misogynistic. can't wait to see what happens when he discovers I'm a raging homosexual