I lifted things AND I got my hair dyed! (for the first time ever!)

sometimes I like boys that bite back..

Round 2: March 21st!

the gym was otherwise empty today and it restored my soul

one day there will be a gym chain that isn’t filled with dirtbags. but until that day comes, I’ll keep giving them an earful.

aand finally made to to Naked Night again, albeit briefly

part of the problem here is the confidence they'll never face repercussions from Democrats if he'd said "we will NEVER put Christians in our movies", it'd be investigations, lawsuits, 20 years of negative media, you name it from Republicans

finally back at fetish night

have they brought back the season 1 soft light filter just on ru’s face

a fat cock friday *and* a flex friday, all in one post!

12 years ago I took a hot pan out of a 375 degree oven, forgot it was hot, and picked up the lid, severely burning myself so now every time a pan comes out of the oven, my husband covers the handle and yells “THIS IS HOT” I made dinner today, in a 425 degree oven you may see where this is going

I found out I had cancer while eating a chick fil a sandwich

absolutely wrecked my body at the gym today, and then absolutely cooked it in the sauna

happy hump day. show me what I’m humping 👀

I smell pretty great today tbh

I used edibles to sleep for about a month and stopped a few days ago, and let me tell you this is very unpleasant

weirdest REM rebound dream I’ve had: a woman working at coatco tries to sell me on 2 gallon (!!) elective blood transfusion

sorry I haven’t been posting enough smut lately

fuck intuit

the external NBC talent for the olympics are broadly very good, but the in-house regular sports commentators are some of the dullest people on the planet they have like 8 catchphrases and offer zero insight or analysis and don’t get me started on sports interviews

hey faggots—anyone else into curling?

when you ask me to get out of bed, this is who you’re talking to

breakfast cereal is soup

currently sick, but this is pretty ok

Lady Gaga, gays dancing together, Ricky Martin, Bad Bunny is for the gays

They gonna hate the two men grinding up on each other 🤣🤣

great day on the mountain at Vail today

tonight’s gear crafting project… I think it would look better on someone with bigger pecs 🤔

And for Seattle-area folks: I’ll be open to custom neoprene gear commissions shortly. I’m working on: - harnesses - armbands - collars - pup hoods - muzzles compatible with Mr S hoods - half-harnesses compatible with Mr S muzzles I’m also exploring neoprene underwear. HMU if interested!

I passed 5k followers recently but haven’t been in a super horny mood, so I haven’t celebrated the occasion… What should I post to mark the milestone? (Anything except for intercourse!)

happy fcf! why isn’t it slapping your face?

All of this. 💙

adding to the diy gear collection—I cloned a breedwell harness this evening as a test build

just picked out the most absurd outfit I will have ever worn to a gay bar with @papertowels.bsky.social 👀

Yesterday, we said goodbye to Simon as he peacefully passed in our arms at our home. Simon had a years-long struggle with Degenerative Myelopathy. It’s an incurable but painless disease of progressive paralysis. He was such a sweet, loving, cuddly little weirdo. We miss you so much, buddy 💙

Before you are two newscasters - on of them can only tell the truth, while the other always lies

finally watched the gay hockey show. no notes.

happy monday

hey seattle lazyweb, where can I find relatively inexpensive cute earrings around town?

you know who I’m *not* going to take therapist recommendations from tho

I skied 17 miles, then took my shirt off and took a picture for a bunch of internet perverts

One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun

we are getting ready to say goodbye to one of our dogs in the coming weeks. and believe me when I say I am spending half of my time just staring at his stupid face 🥺

I have lived enough places and seen enough of this country to know that I will never leave Seattle unless I leave the US. whereidlive.com

after terrible early snow followed by road closures because of flooding, we finally had our first ski day of the season 🎿 (with @papertowels.bsky.social)

happy new year! ama, f-slurs ngl.link/pnwcorgay2

switched to cable shrugs, kinda digging it

happy #fcf to 2026

my plants shall thrive this winter

new year, same smelly top