just picked out the most absurd outfit I will have ever worn to a gay bar with @papertowels.bsky.social 👀

Yesterday, we said goodbye to Simon as he peacefully passed in our arms at our home. Simon had a years-long struggle with Degenerative Myelopathy. It’s an incurable but painless disease of progressive paralysis. He was such a sweet, loving, cuddly little weirdo. We miss you so much, buddy 💙

Before you are two newscasters - on of them can only tell the truth, while the other always lies

finally watched the gay hockey show. no notes.

happy monday

hey seattle lazyweb, where can I find relatively inexpensive cute earrings around town?

you know who I’m *not* going to take therapist recommendations from tho

I skied 17 miles, then took my shirt off and took a picture for a bunch of internet perverts

One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun

we are getting ready to say goodbye to one of our dogs in the coming weeks. and believe me when I say I am spending half of my time just staring at his stupid face 🥺

I have lived enough places and seen enough of this country to know that I will never leave Seattle unless I leave the US. whereidlive.com

after terrible early snow followed by road closures because of flooding, we finally had our first ski day of the season 🎿 (with @papertowels.bsky.social)

happy new year! ama, f-slurs ngl.link/pnwcorgay2

switched to cable shrugs, kinda digging it

happy #fcf to 2026

my plants shall thrive this winter

new year, same smelly top

anyway at least I was on drugs

I know that Cuff is at this point more of a leather-themed bar than a leather bar, but… NYE being a kink-free, sex-free sorority party by 12:30 was still a bit of a surprise. Cishet people have enough of their own spaces. Ours should not welcome them. I am sick of this shit.

I think this was my most-liked post of the year. Thanks, horny f-slurs!

back to the grind

happy last #fcf of 2025 🎉

oh my god it’s so warm here, I’m so sweaty, how will I clean these musky musky armpits

driving 3.5 hours for round 2 of florida xmas

merry christmas from FL, where there is enough natural light at 2pm to take a proper nude

did a little xmas shopping for myself 🎄

got to Florida, had dinner, and went to the gym after family went to bed 🤣 with @papertowels.bsky.social

I made my own hood because the Mr S lead time was too long for my ADHD brain (8 weeks is basically “when I’m dead”). This is one of the rare occasions when saying “I’ll do it myself and it’ll be faster” turned out to be true. It took 19 days from start to finish, including my neoprene learning.

hey Orlando bloomfs—what’s some good faggotry happening Tuesday night this week?

finally got some track pants now that it’s winter

also I’m not sure who needs to hear this but not everyone douches twenty years ago I was basically a strict bottom. I never prepped, did not know that it existed, and knew nobody that did it. accidents were rare and handled with maturity.

quick fcf pic before I slide into bloomf later

boing boing boing boing

weird flex for a Senate campaign but ok

I did not expect to hear the Notes on a Scandal score pop up in Stranger Things 🤣

yes this is dog

it took 3 hours to make ONE EAR I have to do this AGAIN?

just need to add some ears and fix the jaw profile..

furries kinda know how to party

Seattle pups—who am I seeing at Vortex tomorrow?

And I didn’t mind freeballing on the way home

Good boys get treats..

“cum is not stored in the balls—it’s stored in the tits”

STOP! This is a YouTube search checkpoint. Post your YouTube search history RIGHT NOW! … yeah this tracks

I have extremely normal conversations with my friends

mid-day lifting session with @papertowels.bsky.social

“For seven weeks, we hardly slept, with up to 10 of our in-house AI and post specialists at The Gardening Club [our in-house AI engine] working in lockstep with the directors” sooo you spent seven weeks working overtime to make something that nobody liked because you used AI instead of people..

friendship is a journey

fetish night fit. (subtle)

learning to sew neoprene…