elevator cuck chair @papertowels.bsky.social

we made a last minute addition to our plans (!)

“are you really going to the hotel lobby dressed like a complete slut” — @papertowels.bsky.social

happy fcf from the hotel bathroom

observing our precious cultural traditions ✈️

update: he didn’t want mercy 😈

might just have to make a boy beg for mercy later

good morning from my slutty little bathroom mirror

americans: what are your red lines—those which when crossed, will prompt you to leave?

my hand has healed enough for me to lift again 💪 it’s been two weeks. these breaks are killing me

Picture from a play session with @pnwcorgay.bsky.social last week #mcm

let’s fast forward through the doing-my-job thing and get to the spitting-in-this-boy’s-mouth thing

Remember when the Speaker of the Minnesota House was murdered by a far-right nutjob a few months ago and Elon condemned it? Yeah, me neither.

Chilling on the sidewalk outside the bar last night with @pnwcorgay.bsky.social

UPDATE: went for a run and didn’t eat shit 🎉

feet, pits, piss, rope, fisting, impact, and chastity subs that I do kink play with usually sort into one of three buckets: - good boys that want to be obedient - eager holes that want to be respectfully (but intensely) used - masochists that want to be degraded I like making boys squirm 🥰

aw, thanks 🥰 me and @papertowels.bsky.social met on Grindr while in college. he’s vers.

ngl.link/pnwcorgay it’s been a minute and it’s a slow day…

I really love stupid graphic tanks and tees, but I don’t have a good source for kinky/sexy stuff. drop your recs 👇

I have zero functioning palms, and this makes a specific activity intolerably painful..

when @sisyphussy.bsky.social sits on the TV remote, doesn’t notice it, and marks himself

went for a run last night and was unsuccessful

my husband said the baby Alien was gross I told him he was being problematic why? he asked because you’re being xenophobic

did the thing, despite a hangover

think it’ll fit? 🥵 #squarepeg #gay #gayff #stretchedhole #pup #pupplay #humanpup

I may post nudes that hundreds of people will like, but it’s really a numbers game so I can get 15 people to like my dumb little jokes

finally, an opportunity to see if the old adage is true by going after the man’s co-conspirator

got a lil sweaty on my run who’s gonna clean me up? 👅

I turn around for two seconds and @goodboyadvanced.bsky.social takes his pants off (because that’s what good boys do)

had a great night out with these gays! thanks for showing me around Seattle!!! @pnwcorgay.bsky.social @kingcharlsz.bsky.social @geminibear.bsky.social

look at me, out on a thursday

discussing phone contact habits at a party: “I mean, only tops get last names”

guess who survived hosting 41 queers at his home

I set up a bunch of legacy consoles thinking it would be a niche thing for a couple of people tbh seeing a bunch of my queer adult friends crowded around a tiny screen playing a 24 year old game filled me with a joy I hadn’t anticipated

good morning to all my good boys ☀️

thank you mother

our crippled dog has a stomach bug… I have never felt more fortunate to own a bissell

yesterday I started my day with dog diarrhea strewn throughout the house, and ended it with the mayhem ball so, some ups and downs

picking up my subs from hole surgery and filming their delirium for posterity, because I *care*

the legacy console nook is coming along..

while you’re down there…

“yeah this shelf will work, we just gotta pull it 6 inches from the wall” how was this just normal for two decades of my life

it’s that day again

hey I finally got a haircut

Finally got a full run in yesterday for the first time since the Pride Plague. Slowly getting back to normal!

If we re-elect this loser in November I am going to scream for days www.thestranger.com/guest-editor...

on my way to do something really gay 😌

One more intense edging and denial for Sir before heading home. Wanted to 💦💦💦 all over those rocks so bad. Came hella close, but kept it under control in tribute to Sir 🥵 Wonder when I’ll be allowed some release… Justfor.Fans/tied_boi

Quote this with your fav cock pic 😋

happy birthday to my favorite person @papertowels.bsky.social 💙