Let us not forget about the other holy Friday designations before Easter; full huevos Friday 🥚🥚

Much like the Artemis II, I too would like to be launched into space at incredible speeds

If my web browser can’t even handle the number of tabs I have open for this project, how am I suppose to mentally handle all this information?

zetus lapetus

Reneigh is that you?

live laugh @lerrrgan.bsky.social

at a spa this morning and let me tell you, it is absolutely FCF here I’ve never been so shocked in my life at every person that has walked in

Homie on the squat rack next to me has light-up, Lightning McQueen crocs and the daintiest little gold anklet… Ka-chow ✨

I’ve got these pokemon WORKIN’ 🧱🔨🔧

long press Y to suck 😏

✈️pokopia

Suspiciously don’t feel depressed today. Suspicious!!!

What do you consider the difference to be between Pooh-bearing and Donald-ducking?

Zero desire to be a corporate cog today 🫩

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I’ve been ill, in bed, since yesterday, here’s what I’ve watched in that time 😵‍💫: Together (2025) Spark (2024) Lillies not for me (2024) Swallowed (2023) Mascarpone (2021) Soft lad (2015) eCupid (2011) House of Boys (2009)

oh so nobody was gonna tell me we’re getting a scrubs revival? 🩺

Unfortunately 2026 may not be a year of nudes from me 😵‍💫😪

are you docking-compatible?

Booty-jiggle physics >>>

I’ve had to pee in more troughs in the last 48 hours than I’ve had to in my entire life wtf

ghost tour guide basically called me a monster fucker within 2 minutes… not too loudly now ma’am

Furry Cat Friday

AMA I just got yelled at for saying my dick wasn’t that big….

🥰♒️

early bird 🤝 worm

to the windows

will x izaya got these men fuckkked up

do the youths still finsta?

the number of times they’ve done close-ups of Izaya yearning for William got me falling in love too, like damn

A Tuesday that’s a ‘Monday’ is historically the worst kind of day-of-week, buckle up.

Hate when one of my leg days lines up with the girlies at my gym, like I don’t wanna fight over the booty machines with them 😪

Fridays are suppose to be chill, so why was I crying in my 1:1 with my VP? 🤔

fuck it, leaving that up indefinitely for once, happy Friday

Wait, yall like cock? How gay!

probably fave of 2025 #fcf

Oh fuck this man

Feels like nature is healing seeing an oomf come back to bsky after an extended break 🌱

my in-laws’ ability to be the loudest people on earth between 6:45a to 8a needs to be studied

chewsday, innit?

it’s almost Sunday-night-edible-o’clock

fir you feed, and it’s just a bunch of trees 🌲🌲🌲

b + rootal + t

Frog stretch is so humbling because my hips are TIGHT

Morning stretches ☀️

he has decreed:

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Just had a masseuse who was clearly into feet because what do you mean 1/3 of the time was dedicated to my toes???