Me for the past week+

Your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only (not including anime) Teen Wolf The Magicians Adventure Time Steven Universe Gravity Falls Star Vs The Forces of Evil Owl House Bob’s Burgers American Dad It’s Always Sunny Hacks Heated Rivalry Elite Sense8 Schitt’s Creek

Getting only one tit for the weekend? We really are in a recession 💀

Tit out for the weekend

Exhausted but hopeful, which is a huge improvement from just exhausted

My weekly routine for many years has now shifted… so I guess time to try being a morning gym person?

Guilmon doodle. #Digimon #Doodle

trash man cool down

Time to celebrate 🥳

Post a Meme You Made (Had a few good ones!)

Clocked out

Today is my final day at a job I’ve had for 10+ years and in an industry I thought I wouldn’t ever escape. I had been trying to leave for 2+ years with absolutely no luck until just recently. I am finally out and moving into the industry I’ve always wanted to and I’m so nervous and so excited!

Oh so we starting at a stress level 100 today, huh

Don’t talk about my fucking friends like that!

She had a question

Oh baby that vacation time payout is about to hit so hard 😌

Can I come over and look at you like this?

At some point I’ll let myself actually believe things are on an upward trajectory (and the universe isn’t going to find a way to take it back) and I’ll let myself be more open and excited about it

busy woman, unless you call tonight 🩵

One thing about me: you will never catch me allowing a read receipt to pass from my inbox. Whenever that little box opens asking if I want to alert the sender that I read it, I RELISH in clicking no with my whole heart.

The way I’m gonna need a 20 year nap after these next two weeks

I just want to be clear that this is my favorite MTG card that has ever existed

Things are changing in my life and I’m excited and terrified at the same time

THE VIBES!!!!

One of life’s little joys is getting a little treat for yourself while out running errands

Lend me your best vibes!!!

Witch’s Staff & Stygian Blade from Hades for Jeff ⚔️ Thank you for the trust on this one! Had so much fun designing & tattooing this one

Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached.  When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Jewel Heist Mystery Party tonight! Theme was shimmery and sleek

Niche interest posting into the void

The Climb/Drum Show hello??? WISH I could have been there but my boys put on an INCREDIBLE SHOW. Also the casual Cher cover, crisp Josh vocals, and all the new renditions of songs?? Goddamn

Omw back

Most recent ep of jjk was one of the most beautifully animated episodes of an anime I have ever seen

Anywayyy (ignore the corset marks)

Delusion didn’t work so what’s next, chat?

Despite a lot of consistent personal disappointments and struggles, I’m so blessed with friendships, love, and support through it all

Like always, I was wrong

Woodland wolf

The baby girl to gremlin switch up

Margarita in one hand, Diet Coke in the other, ready to watch Ready or Not 2

Hey so this is actually so fucking insidious. Forcing medical providers to provide information on their patients is so fucking disgusting. It is well past time to arm the dolls

Something good is coming. I can feel it (and it must)!

Sleepiest boy in the world

Manifesting I will hear back from both this week

went out

Btw got a new Friday the 13th friend 🐀 (By @katlyyons.bsky.social)

TODAY ONLY!! 🔥🍃💦 I’m doing a Friday the 13th pre-pay special on these Pokémon starters!

Happy Friday the 13th to these divas only