Getting only one tit for the weekend? We really are in a recession 💀

Gonna be them for the whole month of May

When I get back to a regular gym schedule, its over for you hoes

The guy from 1 guy 1 jar (may he rest in peace after losing his life in the Ukrainian war)

Drinking an espresso martini

Meanwhile in the #GenshinImpact community

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card The millennial peace sign not once, but twice 🥲

Pulled this from a booster pack and it is my prized possession

I took like no photos this year lol

Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x

I will say if I was Elphaba this movie would've been real short

wicked: for goof

Just finished watching the Wicked for Good early premier. Very emotional and gorgeous movie. I will say I liked the first one more but this one was still 'good' and I will definitely watch again.

They about to kill us for real

The aliens are on their way but we're still trying to figure out if the president gave a blow job to a horse or Bill Clinton.

How big are you? 5'9" (175 cm) 160 lbs (73 kg)

I took this and didn't realize my necklace was backwards. Anyway happy birthday to me.

Goddamn

They dropped the Lucario version 😭

Us not even being a full year into this presidency

Fine I'll give in

What are your favorite memes of you?

Pokémon team using the last letter of your name

Been obsessed with this game as of late

Some of yall (me) would fold like a lawn chair

#Genshin giving us a bob off ok divas

he got me gal

low iron but wearing it well

Stay up, stay woke, stay blessed ho

Mavuika vs Xbalanque #genshin #genshinimpact

Lol she was NOT doing well mentally

Holy shit Karen from Spingebob

Show me your meat without showing it

reskeeting myself

Who's your favorite Pokémon of each type? pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer

Had to chime in 🤷🏾‍♂️

"Storm the cotton gin"

gays being listed as Gay but not Essential Gay™ on @gaysof.bsky.social

Me after calling 10 customers in a row and none of them answering the phone

Oh so now there's a booties one too? Crazy

Give it up for day 5,147 of having to work for a living

Twinks better start campaigning

Our top on day 3

If we got a top to be our third he'd be looking like this on day three

Accepting applications for a bf so we can have a two-income household, cuddles, and wild sex

I can't stand #Genshin Impact players

Me after I get my life alert

Uh oh 👀