my cat grew up in Florida with me, she don’t care

hole in my cute underwear, it’s over for me

awww I’m so happy everyone’s celebrating the one year anniversary of Kesha’s masterpiece “.” featuring the hit single JOYRIDE.

it’s important for me to stay in people’s mentions

we bat shit, oui oui

I had no reason to do this!

I always feel compelled to be the cuntiest person at the underwear party, even though it’s so unnecessary.

do you ever think about how these hoes don’t be mad at Megan, these hoes mad at Megan’s Law?

I’m tired of people talking about folding phones 🙄 like who cares? get a tablet or touch grass!!

*white woman voice* I don’t sweat, I sparkle 😝

finally all the f*gs are gone 😩🙏

I’m glad the Mexicans are happy.

it’s not that deep unless you want it to be btw

not having plans for the weekend seemed like a good idea but now I’m bored 🫩

I bought it btw

I don’t need to show pole, my boyfriend does it for me.

thinking about I Love Boosters again…

remember when Grindr was like “we’re not a hookup app” for a moment? funny.

many of u look like u struggle with basic tasks

can’t help that I wanna **** all the homies

taking off all my clothes in the staff restroom for the plot

flopped the taco bell drop and now the daisy chain fields music festival, it’s over for me

me in Chicago:

who’s your favorite little devil?

the father’s day content is so corny…

you seem pretty sad for a girl with an ass so fat

bringing an aroma therapy tablet to diffuse in the steam room at the bathhouse since y’all don’t know how to act

I been doing stuff.

Apparently this has something to do with K-Pop @hellodiego.bsky.social @zachnyx.bsky.social @catdaddyog.bsky.social

Pics of the gaggle from yesterday’s adventure

change of plans, I’m going to Schmicago

btw I’m flying to Chicago tomorrow… this is your warning oomfs/enemies

and I forgot I had my hole out 🤠

someone out there has footage of me throwing ass on stage and I would like to see it

guys, she won the masked singer

who gonna kiss me at pride?

really? that’s how you’re gonna act? on Madonna’s Grindr?

why tf do I always gotta be awake so early, my tamagotchi ain’t even awake

I guess in a way, dad, you got your wish. I do get pussy now.

it’s tiiiiiiiiime!!! my debut single, alchemy ⋆⁺₊˖, is OUT!!! here’s the birth of my recording career and i’m so happy to share it! out on all streaming platforms now: Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/alc... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/356o9T...

I like to put on a good show, what can I say?

there was this cute, nice man named Ben…

Pics from the pregame

pied piper:

secured my rats

we need to be done posting past photos of ourselves. most, if not all, of us have been on the internet for the better half of this century. if you wanna see me in 2019 then go Instagram and scroll, baby.

I love never writing anything down and just winging it every week. What’s coming next? Who knows? Not me, I’m hoping for the best!

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