never discredit online friendship 🥲

my rhinestoned mesh bodysuit is the real ran thru bitch, she gets worn out more than I do

got an email casting for a project some artists I love are doing 👁️👄👁️

THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY! O’ CLOCK

y’all need to leave that poor groundhog alone. grow up!!

Huh @hellodiego.bsky.social

my patient just asked me if I’m participating in the walk-outs tomorrow 🤨 girl, do YOU wanna be in here without a nurse? I can’t just LEAVE… people would die, which is the opposite of what we’re trying to achieve!

ok but you know what’s uncut? my love. my hope. my whimsy. what about THAT? where’s the appreciation for THAT?

it’s about to be boypussy Thursday fr

ok everyone’s getting too parasocial and obsessive about the hockey boys, and it’s giving me major ick…

I think I would die if I had to deal with snow or a temperature below 40°F ❤️

jaw sore from, you guessed it… chewing so many nerds gummy clusters

america: now celebrating 250 years of government-backed terrorizing

amen 🙂‍↕️

just was really brave for like 5 hours, think I should die now

just taught the CRNA that the ketamine they talk about people doing recreationally is powder lmaoooo

I love y’all but this is what is it is today…

I’m so excited for The Muppets but I fucking HATE the current voices of Kermit and Piggy 🫩

as though I could be this hot and not have a pretty penis

god I need Harlequin on vinyl

I just think they're neat!

I will personally see the academy burn if sinners doesn’t sweep

and if I tell you I just got out of bed? 🥱

freshly imported bluegrass boypussy

do you think groove really is in the heart?

fuck you, Henry Ford

she’s yearning, your honor

straight from the big top, now available for parties 🎈

can’t stop thinking about Return of the Mack

I will mention 2016 no further.

re: 2016 trend

ok that was enough participation

new Pucky plush pendant blind box

I have a whole arm dedicated for Kat Lyons tattoos, and you should too 🙂‍↕️

I fear I get too silly in people’s mentions…

if you’re at MAL this weekend, don’t forget to fuck my boyfriend for me!

my commitment to healthcare and serving cunt should be studied in future nursing programs

do u read me??? like the emoji?!! 🤡

how your email finds me:

it’s true, I am

one battle after another winning over sinners is so white hollywood

hello, I’ll be your nurse tonight 💊

being called to handle some crime like Batman but instead of a crime it’s a party and instead of a hi-tech suit I have to serve cunt

oh btw I redyed my hair and have become unstoppable once again

this one time there was this guy bouncing on it and I suddenly noticed he was wearing a “WWJD” bracelet, to which I thought… well, probably not this.

beyoncé please come back…

when u go from work to ur bestie’s and the bestie activity for the day is going to the gym so u have to steal his clothes because u were unprepared

hey, I’m sure you all know better, but just in case you need to hear it from a licensed and degree-holding healthcare professional - don’t fucking do this.

the design of uncrustables is so beautiful. the whole thing fits perfectly in my mouth, no swallowing between bites required.

ayyy japi trikin dei a todos