I’m a wizard.

thank you Kesha now please release the other 100 unreleased songs I spent my youth scouring the internet for

still hunting… where my OF bitches at 🤨

boypussy at home

Amanda Lepore is going to love me, I can feel it

they are out here doing THEATER for paranormal activity!!! it’s crazy!!

voted most funny at the orgy

and we’re back at it!

been serving cunt for too long today

you caught me in my bloomers 🙊

oh yeah? well, my boyfriend says I do sex good!! sooo… whatever 💁

lowkey I just posted bulge the other day, y’all ain’t getting more from me

just learned about the Clair de Lune section cut from Fantasia and cried watching a video of it, huge night for me

bitch, it really IS the climb

gay coworker is blasting Beyoncé’s Rocket in the infusion center… 🙊

purchased the licensed replica of Ellen’s locket from Nosferatu so I can spend this winter yearning fashionably

new Doja album is consuming my mind…

the cunt I served tonight, oooo baby 🥵

Betty says hello 🤗

god I love to hear a train in the distance

wait Kesha wasn’t nominated for a Grammy? hold up 🤨

Quote with a 10/10 album

baja blast pie day

I’m already over Christmas

ok applications are officially open for the LA porn homies who wanna go to poundtown with my man when he comes to visit, inquire within 🤗

ok, I need y’all to stop calling it pussy when it’s not 😐

I’m HOWLING

POV: I’m ur friend and ur going out with me

something about a fool and some ass, idk 🤡

watched Frankenstein and now I’m sad 😔

might go see Frankenstein alone 🧍‍♂️

watched Nosferatu and now I’m sad 😔

perhaps I am at my most powerful when taking slutty pictures in clown beat

happy halloween fellow gamers

nonstop nut november

FUCK YEAH!

if I get to play with a puppet today, I’m going to fucking lose it

yorgos you freaky little icon

when you misunderstand what he meant by “big top” 🎪

Spooky times were had

working a night shift with no one that knows what’s going on in this hospital

some of y’all have no whimsy…

whatever whatever

bounce houses are a lot of work

there is a rage within me that may never subside, but my cat sleeps in my arms every night so that’s cool

old friend from my youth reached out and said “I don’t want to do small talk, please write me a novel about what you’ve been doing since we last caught up” 🫩 well, okay.

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I never came out and I’m 30 now 😎

excited to go nowhere for the rest of the year 🙂‍↕️

why are we wasting energy complaining about the white house being “destroyed”? like… who cares? seems like a very dumb distraction y’all are falling for.

taking the train to feel something