Andor rewatchings are now

what great timing

*medieval love island* “so what’s your type on parchment?”

upstairs neighbors 24/7:

ok website, go ahead, lie to me and hurt my feelings

academy award contending tiktok

fuck a nap

as madonna said, i’m hung (up)

i heard poetry music.apple.com/it/album/sec...

i see drew starkey so clearly as a sean cody boy circa 2012

ur welcome

“Schedule of the fates” i whisper as i brandish a ruler (lightsaber) and lunge across to the vp of HR

back stiff out of nowhere, during pride month?? homophobic vertebrae

my multitudes

im feeling persimmonious

it was the pox of times, it was the epoxy of times

i feel like shit eureka

i’m an effigy all year round, but a little more in june

capitalism has coopted cringe

EVERY ONE OF YOU BE GAYAF

the men i fist are cumming in unison

sephora held at gunpoint to give out chanel samples

pied piper:

ew parker molloy what is that oh it’s your soul damn you live like this??

getting an afternoon snack

i was simply balsamicmaxxing on this lunch salad and got tomatomogged by the plate??

how your email found me:

people who whine about bluesky are seriously undervaluing the lack of ads, bluechecks, and grok 🤮 who tf cares about engagement i have peace of mind and sexy gorgeous men on my skyline!

amanda tori cranking

highly suggest marx’s writings on 1848 france and the paris commune of 1871

let drag queens make fat jokes and vegan faggots develop ube ice cream like how about you rise up against the oppressors??

it’s perfume (but also me)

grill who is going to be okay 💗

oh lovely im in that gray spot in north west italy 😀

and if i fell in love with the shape of a woman?

1. Sex 2. Money 3. Drugs 4. Chains (on my chest) 5. Vintage Celine 6. Diamond grills 7. Champagne bottles 8. Sticky weed 9. Chanel (beat up) 10. Pastel hair dye 11. Nasty after parties 12. Cigarettes 13. Something for real 😔

i wanna floss my teeth with his chest hair [reference photo: dylan obrien behind the scenes of i forgot the film but it said 2021]

if the divine beast dancing lion OST is in my top 10 songs this year it’ll be because it sends me into a frenzy and it’s great for cardio

i just have to say that vivacious’ cape on this runway was EXQUISITE, ancient and futuristic at the same time

bloomfs, it’s so hot

coffee isnt working

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