me when i write a 1 star review for the matcha cobbler popup shop:

mpregmaxxing

at the jealousy glory hole:

married at fist fight, im knocking out the groom, bridesmaid no. 2 AND the non binary in law

hey siri

the secret agent!

goodnight

Varka

gn music.apple.com/it/album/bla...

God forbid a girl wants a snack 😋

Woody is ‘balding’ from old age in ‘Toy Story 5.’ Out June 19th.

not praising his royal fat fingers, but if the queen was still around he wouldn’t even have been investigated

i like this music.apple.com/it/album/two...

rumor that jacob elordi will be the new bond hm i like the guy but i don’t believe he can be an inconspicuous spy at 1.96m

i wanna open a gay denim store and call it The Gape

hey music.apple.com/it/album/out...

yeigh! or…neigh?

how can i cream if i already chrome

Joan of arc popped her jussy too hard on the dancefloor and that's why the church hated her, aly &aj said so

romanceable NPC spring

just realized they called him quad god for quadruple and not his leg muscles

when i calend on her: music.apple.com/it/album/my-...

this shot is insane

it’s handmaiden hours

bratwurst? no, i choose brat best

supercuntyfagilisticexpialidildous

Myki nation rise!

it fucken WIMDY music.apple.com/it/album/cha...

is cinema etiquette just dead now or?

thoroughly enjoyed myself

im wuthering my heights tonight

bluesky is engaging in both active and subtle forms of warfare towards me

if you’re not beating me off like this wtf are we even doing

Vous êtes jamais seuls…Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire…Ne laissez pas tomber votre nation…La disco a besoin de vous!

descartes when he is:

ok book thread for 2026:

i hate typos wtf is a 206

*norwegian accent* hopping my oinky boinky to the caffe for the olymppic ski performmance

swing it over your shoulder after you’re done with me

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

quick thread for shadow of the erdtree

i post and leave, i dont draft i may delete but i wont hesitate

*at the store with my british friend who’s in the closet* him: i’m not bi innit me: ok i’ll put it back

Thinking of her today

super BALL(s)

whoever has my inhibitions please release them

very fascinated by the concept of atlantis cruises atm