when the cinephile takes the phile a little too far:

tiramisu with pandoro? oh i so want to indulge

The block button my favorite button I love the block button

and thus i knight you oomf, one of my most loyal faggots

what if we explored this new biome together and craft a love built on camaraderie and acacia planks?

dungeon crawler dummy hung muscle top carl

me and who but its the prehistoric cave paintings of people fucking

🚨 BREAKING 🚨: we’re in a liminal space for the next 5 days! you can do what you want with no consequences!! 🗿🤙

𓀒𓀒 flip it around… 𓀿𓀿

approaching dangerous levels of horny

lets talk Music music.apple.com/it/album/my-...

heard my first tate song (on canada drag race) and um

bitwink you and me…

im so stuffed with christmas spirit unngh

oh these delicious wines have hit the pentagon (my dome)

oh no i hope im not visited by 3 sexy ghosts tonight and they want to fuck meee ooh nooooo

i’ve just been made aware of ben palacios’ nipples 🧎🏻‍♂️

twat the night before christmas

reminder that its the christmas game tomorrow

H levels through the roof i think im becoming a volcano

stats stats stats 📚💙 (top 3 in no particular order)

why is gauge spelled gauge and not gage? the english pissing me off on christmas eve

the gays are eating well until at least the new year with this photoshoot and bts video

it’s christmas eve eve not adam eve, viva las lesbians

this email could have been a threesome

i cast autism on the bisexual man [roll 1D20: nat20!]

chopped VS unc: ultimate showdown

more things should be potions

the presents are uncut and ready to be opened soon

i was pretty indifferent to trebuchet chantilly before, but this campaign for marty supreme keeps pissing me off

Tough with a penetrable façade

cringissimo

thinking about the dualititty of man

elden ring withdrawals are real and valid

those burgers had stupid worms in them

mad dome from the jolly jester at court this eve

how arr we faring mateys? sea faring to be exact

reading challenge completed but there’s still 10 days…

oh wait is tomorrow the winter solstice?

sean cody’s odyssey:

we view the past like it’s the present but it isn’t

they’re playing checkers and she’s landing on the moon

im still here at this opener btw music.apple.com/it/album/sex...

is this the thanks that i get for putting you bitches on?

petah… the unc is here

i’ll be 🗿 all 2026

is the day turning to night in a whirlwind of christmas spirit?