this one was for Jesus ! Or something

if you stand and stare at me waiting for the equipment i’m using i will go slower…

they both had one last chance to save their careers with these performances

have you ever had to fight the urge to send out the most desperate text

Will you shantay and stay in this or sashay away from the offer

i need like sensitive boy Grindr like a space in between what Grindr is but also what hinge or tinder is

nightingale lane will be going down in rayes best tracks throughout her career it’s sooo good

Kylie never releasing tension II extended version on streaming and actually keeping her word it was a digital timed exclusive was so crazy

drinking the yogurt precum like an aperitif

when i get on my meeting later and say my one task still isn’t done

the fact i have so much work to get done before 5pm and so i can not wait for 5pm to get here

the most gorgeous rain and thunder sounds happening in Chicago right now and really appreciating how accurate the rain sounds I play thru a speaker at night are

fresh cut

taking back my like when someone reposts their own photo for more likes

I hurry through the museum, taking a photo of every artwork and every explanatory text. I will never look at any of them.

this me shade after having to take a lap around my office with a coworker to vent about my work

hmm

Delta Works Cup lid after her show:

the way we’re going to the moon in 2026…

the men are kinda…

they should say April fools about this

when you don’t jam yourself on the crowded bus and then the same bus comes a couple minutes later and is empty

wait… trade invited me over but i already took a melatonin an hour ago and am half asleep in bed… kinda wanna go kinda wanna pass out and message in the morning being like “oops hehe”

where’s the popcorn??

wanting to blast your mind with weed but not wanting the weed hangover

i need like 70g more protein for the day and i haven’t technically even finished all the food I’ve logged yet too 😭

i kinda did it first

folded my chipotle into a burrito too tight and now it has a burussy

POV you climb on top of me after said run

ran one (1) mile and felt like death i need to get myself back to pushing thru that first mile when things start to ease up

they would get told they’re too similar and sent home for the family resemblance challenge

can someone send me $3000 to redecorate my apartment

been at this gym for an hour and a half now doing everything last thing i wanted to but if one of my eye contact boyfriends walks in i will be finding random exercises to stay in and show off my legs that are very pumped

saying “if you understand…” randomly after things that have nothing to understand

I wasn’t the biggest Mario odyssey fan (in general Mario games dont do much for me) but donkey Kong Bananza is soooo fun… whoever said it’s like the Mario and tears of the kingdom team got together to make a game was very correct

little kids speaking Italian has some kind of absurdity to it…

hate that I thought I did well on this practice exam but I did just as well as I typically do lol which is not well enough!!

unfortunately i have confirmed tonight how boring i have become

listening to #$T. LOSER

Elon musk trying to scam universal with a hyperloop to connect their Florida parks 😭

i keep my blinds open so my neighbors can watch me like it’s the Truman show

at first i wasn’t sure about this music may contain hope but now… all my girls said pick a dress

Early spring is the worst

telling my straight coworkers about the anal ball on Monday

why is accomplishing any work on Fridays so hard

with this and delays in memory and processors… how many games were (stupidly) already being prepared for the next gen already that now will have to be scaled back or on hold lol

do straight people just spread STIs kinda wild because i feel like testing for them is not nearly as regular

i know this is a logical concept and i know if you’re reading a physical book you could gauge this some but on kindle seeing the percentage completion of a book it’s interesting to me (non author) how much story beats are set to hit major moments at like 25%, 33%, 50% etc…being an editor must be fun

Robyn releasing an album the same day as Slayyyter and Raye is sooo

me at the gym vs me in front of a urinal