Arrow me papi ❤️

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee true fag shit

Time for my annual trip to the straight people zoo (new Love is Blind)

Missing @hellodiego.bsky.social today ❤️❤️❤️

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what a shot

Whoops - how did that get there?! 😈

I love her

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Fleeing the cold, fuck this shit.

Alt boy breeding coming soon to a goon screen near you. @dylandixon.bsky.social

Cooking up some new stuff for February - what was going on here, you think?!

My man was voted funniest at the orgy once again, praise her.

Yall they popped it all the way off in Minneapolis today, I have never been more proud to have a Minnesota tattoo and have lived there for like 5 seconds when I was 19. LFG

My entry for filled and fat cock Friday, combined into one

Did yall know it’s gonna snow?

Happy Friday yall

Maybe that’s because I don’t have any silly little thoughts.

I keep forgetting to post my silly little thoughts.

Alright - just for awareness, last night at Horse Meat Disco some fucking zooted jagweed grabbed my face at the entrance to the dark room and when I pulled his hand away, he tried to box me in, and when I tried to eject myself from the situation, he let me know loudly that “no one was into me”.

Who is telling all the huge fully clothed men about our secrets. Tired of them taking up all usable space in the dark room by standing, loitering, and being incredibly unpleasant.

Happy MAL everyone 😈

But isn’t my boyfriend so hot?

“If you fuck him, give him my number, only if it’s good though” - @droolingcooper.bsky.social

Watched The Mummy (2017) and Kingsman 2 (2017) this morning bc I couldn’t sleep. Guess which one is shit from a butt?

The balls aren't selling it bitch @hellodiego.bsky.social on a fake cumshot

This is an art and I am an artiste (while editing porn) @hellodiego.bsky.social

Had the pleasure of meeting up with @leedailyxxx.bsky.social last month and beyond giving me INCREDIBLE head, the dick was crazy. Part one is out already and part 2 is out Friday. Come see us FUCKING!

Monday, am I rite (I took this Saturday).

nurse faggot reporting for booty

*looks around the bar* I feel like a lot of the blank profiles from Grindr are here tonight

this is what you post on Friday, right?

We did it @droolingcooper.bsky.social

Yes that is a subtweet I don’t give a fuck fight me it’s 2026 😘❤️

Lexington ruins everything holy

Hi ❤️

Stop policing everyone else’s behavior to your very specific perspective and lens informed by an carefully created algorithm designed to make you hate one another challenge 2026

Why yes, send in the unaffiliated animals! It works every time. Haven’t you seen Narnia?

I guess that how pregnancy works in space

Bringing guns to a whale fight is just rude af

I would be sat for the space dolphin show at space sea world tho

Speaking as a Sky person, fuck the sky people

Does anyone know how to say “just land on them” in space whale?

Tukun belly flop contest goes so hard

I can’t believe they convinced one half of flight of the Concords to be in this movie

Taruk macktow (sp) is hot for a bird lizard

Big fish fight big boats, more at 11

It’s low key cute when they hiss at each other tho

(In Papyrus) YOU WILL NEVER HEAR MY SONG AGAIN