The girl in front of me on the bus is reading Harry Potter/Nagini smut

Heavenly #flexfriday

At a point that I’m fully aware that I’m in a creative drought and the only real way to deal with it is to brute force ANYTHING but I don’t have the energy

Haven’t seen one of my besties in almost a year I feel insane

I need to have GAY SEX WITH SOMEONE

Oh no moving to Chicago makes me want to lift weights

It’s the first gay sex weekend of the year and I think that’s beautiful

Someone come snuggle me while I watch anime

God I want RULLA OFF MY TV we don’t LIKE HER WHY IS SHE GETTING SECOND CHAIR OVER PEOPLE WHO WERE ACTUALLY IN THE SEASON

Repost if you want me to drop the towel

Sorry babe the mortal kombat OST stays ON during sex

Shout out to laying down

The IML trade has landed in Chicago www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Ngl considering becoming a YouTuber since that’s the only way you get to direct movies now

Fixed my hormones and had slightly fewer spring rolls for a few months Still a tank

Stoner gamer boner

Pokemon Goonmogging and Loadmaxxing

THIS!!! My cousin should have been able to inherit the house he LIVED IN HIS WHOLE LIFE but because that would make him ineligible for benefits they sold it and had to put the money in a different account that is not his because he wasn’t allowed to have more than 2k in his account

No new hump day pics yall can eat these

I don’t wanna work I wanna send sexually promiscuous texts to my friends before IML

“My hear me out is Nightcrawler omg I’m so wild” my hear me out is a clown seal dentist. We are not the same.

I need to find a trivia bar

People calling Rosie fake bc her real voice is loud and carries plus an octave deeper… baby all theater kids are like this, my real voice is a cacophony of loud faggotry. My everyday voice is the one I use to not be as loud

Once again crying over Suneater and Lemillion’s relationship

Every shonen is gay, sorry. A bunch of boys declaring their undying love for each other in order to save the world??? Talking about how they inspire each other??? Sounds like me drunk texting the homies

Sometimes a girl has to throw her hair in a messy bun, put on the Overhaul arc of MHA, and get shit done

Anyways, It’s All Coming Back To Me Now is her best work

I have Celine Dion stuck in my head

Yeah baby you wanna tear this pussy asunder

God please can it fucking happen already

Body dysmorphia is stupid why does it tell me I look like this

I love to show off

A Newport vapor would heal me

As promised

Modesty

John Waters really one of the top Gay Guys to ever do it huh

Sometimes I think about my college frenemy taking ASL 101, and me (person with hearing loss) not being able to get in and being visibly upset by this, having to tell them that learning to sign protest chants wasn’t something I was going to applaud them for doing

I have eaten the Edward’s Key Lime Pie that were in the icebox

If Booker or Shameka win today I’ll post hole

Does California know it’s responsible for Reagan or

Sorry for being loud mouthed about politics and philosophy, I know that wasn’t very Hot and Sexy of me

I wanna direct Assassins but everyone is gonna have to get really cool about a lot of stuff really quick

Something something himbo is a bourgeois psyop to keep you beautiful and stupid and make impassioned learning uncool something something

Good morning gay people Straights, you exist I guess

Been playing around with something

Twas the Monday before IML

Post processing my PDFs are taking 30 minutes good lord