I’d be soooooo powerful if I had a brain that worked

Oh just posting this for no particular reason really

physical media forever, baby.

Sorry babe, the ever growing sense of dread stays on during sex

supporting each other is so fun 😍 kindness is free 😍 holding onto negative energy is making you ugly 😍

The accompanying image smells like sweaty gym dog

Rankin county, MS you will not see the light of heaven

Robert Opel (left) was a photographer and owner of Fey-Way Studios in San Francisco, the city's first gay erotic art gallery.

Does anyone else own a shirt they bought as a bit but now can’t wear anywhere so you’re just stuck owning a shirt that proudly claims you love butt sex? Just me?

Guys when it happens, y’all will see a very funny but cruel side of me binge drink my way through the weekend as I gleefully post through that turtle man’s death

I just want to work for TCM 😭

film critics in 1955: I’m sorry this image goes too fucking hard, please take it away, put Oklahoma! back on

I have a ton of sleep debt, a headache, and an interview at 3:30. God I am not your strongest soldier this week, I need you to give me a break

One of my coworkers is pissing me the fuck off

When you see this you know the dick is gonna be pensive and able to deliver thoughtful commentary on the nature of the world revealed by the film

Haven’t slept, walked an hour for comic books, anyone like sweaty comic book nerds

Computers made me mad so I blocked Taylor Swift

I fucking hate phone trees

I’m sorry I like the big light sometimes. I can’t see for shit half the time

Happy monochrome Monday #MCM

Couldn’t sleep, read 8 issues of Batman, still can’t sleep 🫩

I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… like, is any of this for real or not?

Can’t sleep

I love gay people why are we always selling tickets to Fuckslop or Wet Slurp Does Sondheim

Have you ever seen your friend and be like omg they’re so pretty

Something for your scaries

Threads is a magic place where witchcraft and demon summoning is real and ChatGPT threads about false events and gut healing wet gruel get thousands upon thousands of likes

Got a hot dog for your buns

Cinnamon roll and normal chess bars were a hit last night 😈😈😈

This Day in Labor History: July 5, 1935. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed the National Labor Relations Act. This created real labor law and allowed unions to survive. Let's talk about the most important labor law in American history!

taylor swift has been married for only 1 day and I hear gunfire outside

This anything?

A country—a magnificent country—full of gay men. And me.

🎶Gimme the feet boys and spread those toes I wanna get lost in those wrinkled soles And lick away🎶 #workmoments

Hey batter batter, swing! ⚾️🧢

hope y’all take aesthetic Worst Girl In America-esque pics tonight <3

4th of July tradition

And if I said the Johnny Cash cover of Personal Jesus was more cunt than the original, who would beat my ass?

Baking time

Things I love about America 1. The Appalachian Mountains 2. The 260 mile drive from Louisville to Nashville 3.Chicago 4. Yellowstone 5. Musical Theatre 6. Ragtime, Jazz, blues, country music 7. The neon sign museum in Cinci 8. Chess pie 9. Slayyter 10. The possum 11. Big eared Virgina bat

It's very much this

good morning

In a time where there’s not much to be proud of as an American, I am proud of the great American graphic novel and esp a neo western about an aging outlaw fighting Nazis in 1939 NYC

Not to be an old fag but Confessions II

Mysterious red clad figure spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.

Water makes boy gay

“Turn off your AC to “ how about you turn off those damn data centers.

“We need that not to happen” is taking me out

Why am I fighting for my life in the group chat