Half way done with the trip, only 5 hours left to Chicago

On the road to Chicago

Low quality “artistic” fcf

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

Why is no one posting hog today, this is a bad Friday

when the Friday hits so Good

We should just be able to teleport

Bunny of safety

Xehanort really said “I’m looking for 13 evil gay bitches to control the world” and included his younger self

I was raised by trans women, lesbians, and bisexuals in my gay youth

Idk it just feels like we wouldn’t have an energy crisis and routine ecological disasters if we just like… invested in green energy

Slayyyter in that one part of “DANCE…”

She’s a work in progress but I have the skeleton of my new Witherbloom deck ready archidekt.com/decks/211493...

I did the thing

It’s been 9 years since my last threesome 🫠

I got word today that half of the designs I’ve sent out since starting have been built without need for revisions and the other half are just waiting for funding approval, including a job that is in a high traffic area and a new splitter deployment, so I’m feeling v cvntress tonight

Happy hump day April fools

Secrets of Strixhaven might be the best designed set yet, I love that I’m fully hog back into MTG I love this game so much

Thank FUCK Inkshield is getting reprinted

Strixhaven is preordered 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Sorry I love April Fool’s Day, I think it’s fun, I think when it’s not ruined by capitalism it’s a reminder after winter to not take things seriously and laugh at life.

Mommy- sorry. Mommy- sorry. Mommy - sorry. Mo-sorry.

What’s the opposite of locked in bc that’s me today

Haircut. I honestly don’t think I have ever looked more daddy

He mystics my archives til I giant growth

Starting NGE

War of the Spark - had a novel, came out the week before my birthday, maybe my favorite expansion Secrets of Strixhaven - has a novel, comes out the week before my birthday, has certified bangers already I see the pattern WOTC and I have received your message

I know Chicago will make me healthier bc I’ll be inclined to watch everywhere due to the public transit and walking more makes me want to eat better and be healthier, I will lose this weight and get sexier watch this space

This is going to go down as an irredeemable blight on Sotomayor and Kagan’s legacy, much like RBG refusal to step down during the Obama era. Kids are going to die because of their actions today. Fuck the Supreme Court, fuck Roberts, fuck Alito, fuck Thomas, double fuck those two traitor appointees

She rides on my Rohan til I White Tree of Gondor

29 is maybe the most embarrassing age to be

Humanitarian take but I don’t think anyone should be fighting any wars or contributing to the subjugation and suffering of other people

Hey bud, don’t forget to get your KPIs in me by EOD

I need to drink a beer on a patio and make out with a handsome man asap

Me arriving to Chicago

The Winner Takes It All might be the most beautiful/powerful song of all time bc like yea break ups do Feel Like That

Cuddle shaped

This being said I’m watching one about their vacation TO A PLANTATION being ruined by a horny ghost

My algorithm is only suggesting smutty low budget tits and blood movies with vaguely sapphic tones from the 70s-80s and occasionally modern throwbacks

not awake or heterosexual

New Jenny Nicholson essay out 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Horny on main late at night.

Strokin Saturday

Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣

Playing Ms. Bumbleflower is like having a live grenade and waiting for the right moment to throw it

Phyrexian laaaaands

Nearly everything is packed for the Chicago move

Good morning I want to turn someone into a Bavarian cream filled doughnut

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