Ngl, I kinda love that the world gave us this man. He’s so funny in ways far beyond his control.

OK but wasn't this always obvious?

The Bolsonaro biopic should be 115 minutes of him at the hospital and like 5 minutes of him in Jose Aldo's Minions room.

Abapuru

Why are we getting all these updates about this man's health?

Bolsonaro separatista?

this guy ran through all the reasons to get surgery and couldn't find one funnier.

I didn't know you could have "surgery" for hiccups. Do they have to remove a hiccup organ or the hiccup centre in the brain? Imagine needing a sneeze transplant.

I'm convinced there's a very effective coven operating in Brazil and I want them to come here and do me a favor

Thinking about Cascão's Whatsapp

And Andrew Tate saying that liking women is gay is the same thing

The weird diplomatic crisis around Greenland is interesting as it stems from Greenland's strange status as both Europe and America, both Old World and New World. Culturally it's European like Iceland but for an administration with "hemispheric" thinking it should be aligned to the Americas.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I need to talk to other gays who didn't like Heated Rivalry

People need to understand that Avatar makes a lot of money because it is seen by people who don't usually see movies, including internationally. It's generic moving-image-on-big-screen for people who don't usually go to the cinema.

I can’t work out if “this will harm family farms” is exclusively a claim of welfare on behalf of the family farmers, or appealing to a greater need in the country to have lots of family farms.

Why should I, someone who doesn’t own a family farm nor stand to inherit one, particularly care whether a farm is farmed by a family?

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

the maze of restfulness, the endless dungeon of the mind, of darkness, of fate, as described by Hypnos, many-graced but disgraced god; free are the dead for they need not dream, or be they eternally unhappy? if there be no dreams neither is light, but absent light, no darkness can be

Right, but that does not say much, Brazilians will make a meme out of anything

VAI SE FUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR

the maze of restfulness, the endless dungeon of the mind, of darkness, of fate, as described by Hypnos, many-graced but disgraced god; free are the dead for they need not dream, or be they eternally unhappy? if there be no dreams neither is light, but absent light, no darkness can be

"se Marx fosse brasileiro hoje se filiaria ao PSTU" "Não, se filiaria ao PCB" marx hoje no brasil: Engels, preciso que você me faça um pix de 50 reais na parceria

"se Marx fosse brasileiro hoje se filiaria ao PSTU" "Não, se filiaria ao PCB" marx hoje no brasil: essa tal enerjático e gelinho que vocês brrasilairos colocar na uísque é wunderbar

Então a versão no presente seria Silvino?

Dying at this review of Richard Linklater's Slacker

Quite a lot can be explained by the plain fact that our leaders and their hangers on are *enraged* that they can’t send people to prison for doing things that aren’t illegal, and they see this as a very serious problem that needs to be resolved, urgently.

so heated rivalry is the kids challengers?

Oh Shane Hollander has a dildo 🙄

(Pluribus discussion w/ spoilers.) It feels like everyone is in love with Manousos's "Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen." & projecting their favorite anarcho-communist or decolonial or anti-AI-slop messaging onto it, but... 1/

Pluribus is an astounding triumph of visual storytelling and everyone who writes reviews like "boring" and "nothing happens" should be thrown into a reeducation camp

I’ve been pro joining until this. My cat let by its lonesome would break me.

Merry Christmas, little buddy. Sorry about everything

It could be the universe's next evolutionary step towards self awareness that takes us beyond primate psychology. I would be disappointed if the show ruled that out.

this scene shattered my heart into a million pieces #pluribus

Pluribus is very "American", in the literal sense

I love that the Amadeus show refuses to use a stupid old timey colour filter and let's colours and costumes look realistic

A essa altura deve haver um departamento de polícia inteiro no Paraguai só pra catar foragidos brasileiros. Já não judiamos deles o suficiente?

Imagine logging on to be this bald

"nossa mas assim voce nao esta debatendo a ideia" e por que eu iria querer debater uma ideia relinchada por um jumento como voce hein

When I sing Maybe This Time I change the lines to "mister peaceful, mister happy" but keep all the love interest's pronouns: "he will hold me fast" etc

Reagan's project was successful: now, many Americans have no idea what a "public good" is. Their only framework for social interaction--outside friends & family--is set by the concepts of private property & consumer choice. That explains a lot about voting patterns & the dying sense of civic duty.

it’s especially funny to imagine this thing running around England

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear