Aquarius: Don’t let anyone knock you down by staying down and never getting up. Live at the bottom like a plecostomus.

How does Greenland shark?

The moon is canonically a lesbian. But in the lore all the planets are men except Venus. The idea that the sun is male is also very common.

Saw the number of QTs and thought people were going to be mocking this but it’s almost all English people agreeing that 20 degrees - 3 degrees below standard room temperature - is really uncomfortable for sleeping???

imagina sofrer pra dormir com 19 graus

I want an alien civilization to try to reconstruct human history entirely from Adrian Chiles articles like an archaeologist trying to decipher hieroglyphics

I see Helen Lewis is in the discourse again, so please enjoy one of the most annoying tweets ever made

The way Twitter doesn't translate mamma mia

news anchors should be made to follow parliamentary procedure, mr. speaker

Yes porn is an insane concoction cooking rightoid brains. But is it all porn? I'm thinking of the many accounts from straight women who hate straight porn but enjoy gay porn.

comecei a série do momento

The Jekyll and Hyde joke thrown around in Half Man is more accurate than we are giving it credit for 👀

gente half man virou um novelão né [complimentary]

Eu saí de morrer de rir da mãe dele falando EU SÓ ACHO ENGRAÇADO VOCE TER VIRADO HETERO BEM QUANDO VOLTOU A FALAR COM O RUBEN pra genuinamente boquiaberta pelo resto do ep porque meu deus the messiest gay ever e olha que eu amo uma mídia queer com gente cagada da cabeça viu E o preview??? Meu Deus??

I've seen questions asking if Half Man is queerbaiting. I've seen handwringing about the shipping endorsing and romanticizing abuse. What a boring exhausting way to engage with a story. I hope they fuck on that barn floor. I don't want it to be healthy, I want it to be interesting.

When you see someone complaining about “bubbles” etc, seeing some form of writing credit in their bio is as certain as seeing a guy with a a Greek statue avatar argue “it’s ephebophilia actually”.

Words such as 'museum', 'formula', and 'ratio' instantly give away their Latin origin, but 'wall', 'street', and 'kitchen' come from Latin too! These were borrowed very early: into Proto-West Germanic, the ancestor of English. Today’s graphic shows six construction terms. Next time: food words.

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A) What is the philosophy of why we do public sports? I'm not sure there's a coherent answer. Getting better physically as a good group behavior? Showing off for potential mates? Setting an example for young people? Aesthetic beauty of "the best" ? I've never found a good book on this.

Elon Musk declared war on liberalism and multiculturalism as a Marxist Islamic elite plot to help untermenschen industrially abuse white women in 2024. In Britain, that happened *in 2011* and it was the staff of the Times of London that ecstatically led the charge, not some ket-addled zillionaire.

I have higher hopes that America can recover from Trumpism than I do for Britain. At least in the US, Trumpery was imposed mostly without elite consent. Here in Britain, politicians were shitehoused into doing it by maybe four newspapers, and almost everyone who matters is directly implicated in it.

Poll: Is Declan Rice hot or not?

Fair play that’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen

"If this is so, which it is" is such an insane turn of phrase. I'm going to start throwing it around in the middle of sentences

O agrião cresce em várzea -> zona do agrião Na várzea -> se joga futebol pq é plano Jogar futebol -> bater bola Períneo -> onde batem as bolas Onde bate as bolas -> zona do agrião

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I’ve watched all available episodes of Half Man now and this is one of the most, if not the most, fascinating TV shows I’ve ever watched. Dark, uncomfortable, funny, scary, messed up, incredibly well written and well acted. Just wow.

vou sentir tanta falta da half man fever caras sabe-se lá quando vai aparecer de novo algo tão deliciosamente maldito quanto essa série isso SE aparecer né

it is only sad that USians fail to understand that Bolsonaro is the result of Obama's interventions in Brazil. He has more reasons to thank obama than trump; for his rise to power was a direct product of the Obama administration meddling here, that successfully ousted Dilma with bogus accusation

If you thought SEO content was a bit annoying, if office politics drives you crazy, you are going to love spending your life in meetings where everyone is Claude-maxxing

On rewatch ep 3 was the best of Half Man so far

Jorge Tadeu failed

“imóvel com plantas inteligentes”

HOJE ANIVERBUZINE É MEU SARIO PARA ME PARA DARBENS

Peck’s presenting this as sleight of hand, a creative technicality that you can imagine Oxbridge twats thinking is very clever, but then you get to “a spin doctor will be quoted as a cabinet minister” which is just straight-up fraud

"You have to vote Labour to stop Tories/Reform!!1!1!" The centre will always side with fascists instead of the left.

This is a party psychologically unprepared for the idea of electoral reform

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Ive been read to filth

The NHS used to be much better funded in 2008 I guess

RUBEN/NIALL????)???

Half man

Yes episode 5 of Half Man was hetslop and that's the point!!

The sentiment “Hurt people hurt people” is facile, but Richard Gadd’s works are fascinating because they illustrate what an immensely talented group can do with making something potentially clichéd into original, insightful art. Half Man is stunning. Not an easy watch, but strongly recommended.

It's still the same for me

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