Need someone gen to buy this The Smiths 45 with this cute butt on it for me. 😫

Oblique twists always make me so burpy

I’m a dietitian and you should eat my ass

Mix between 5 and 8

The way he hates his audience for not getting his shitty jokes

Need this

We’re still doing companion podcasts to shows?

First time trying this flavor. Oddly enough it reminds me of a Toblerone? Wish there was a dark chocolate version. 8/10

I will be productive today, I will !!!

Gay men are not OK

Don’t patronize a Starbucks? Well that’s fucking easy

Convinced recruiters are all fake, these people are just fuckin clowning around.

So many mixed signals applying to jobs in 2025. Just as I got an email from a recruiter about a job opportunity another came in from another recruiter about how they weren't moving forward with my application for that same position. >_<

Democrats...again...

I still can’t believe those loud Australians are brothers and not lovers…

I have to go to a virtual hearing about a ticket for an expired registration, even though I provided proof that I paid my registration before it expired when contesting the ticket online...so that's fun.

Always feel so posery in a leather jacket

Going out and seeing a movie later? Better eat a bunch of broccoli beforehand 💨

Silently judging those “post a 10/10 album” threads, cause they’re always the fuckin same…

Please say sike

Omg Robert Downey’s “Australian” accent in Natural Born Killers…

Rookie numbers from the look of it ——— What are your five most collected artists?

Slathering my sandwich in Dijon

Ditto

Jobs, where are they/can I have one?

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Can we just put Ryan Murphy out to pasture?

Hope Debra Messing has a horrible day

One of my favorite pastimes in Yahar’gul

Evergreen.

One day I’ll be happy again, and it’ll be over for you hoes

Bugonia…didn’t hate it, didn’t love it?

Sitting in @maxbever.bsky.social’s seat at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social thanks my friend ^_^

Turning 36 or whatever today.

She is so awful!!!

Reading about the changes to Billboards Hot 100, what’s a Teddy Swims?

Honestly, might just hold out unemployed for the remaining few months of my lease and move back to Milwaukee or try and find jobs in other cities.

Anyone wanna grab a beer tonight?

Like these boots but the heel feels a tad too big

What if I tried being less depressed

My birthday is on Thursday, and I've never felt so low and uninterested in celebrating myself.

$7 for an almond croissant?!?

I’ve reached that point in my unemployment where I become that unbearable person constantly sending select friends an ungodly number of memes on instagram.

Maybe I should start anew (Just another high) And maybe I’ll find someone who (Just another high) Will maybe love me like I love you ———————————————— Siren - Roxy Music (1975) - 50th anniversary! #spinningnow #vinyl #roxymusic #glamrock

Okay! Let’s leave the apartment today.

Oliver Reed in The Devils is just so 🫦

Wish music streaming services had a dislike button on songs as well…

Wish I had some Peanut M&Ms right now...