Should be illegal to sell a Miller Lite for $7

Fuck off if you open a corner store but don’t label any of your products with prices???

But when I play rock music at the bars people hate me?

Nothings going right in my life still, btw.

Still can’t find a fucking science job in Chicago. I don’t wanna pivot to real estate or be another gay psychologist…

Fart walk through steamworks

My taxes this year are confusing as hell...

Crop dusting at The Shoe

Having a crush on a man, embarrassing.

Who?

“This is not an opportunity to focus on work life balance” It is bleak out there…

Lick my instep I miss the funk it leaves on me.

This country is a total shit hole

Like getting high and drinking ice cold water

Yup, that was a definitely a Mitski album...

Rode my bike today, so that made me slightly happier.

Losing my fuckin' mind over here.

So yeah...there's a guy on my street just exposing himself at his front window for everyone to see...

Trying not to freak out about this second round interview I have tomorrow 🧘🏻‍♂️

Them: What genre is it? Me:

No Ian, don’t cry at the pizza joint playing More Than This.

Not enough new wave at the synth-pop/new wave night >_<

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

Disappointing meal from Hopleaf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You have one syphilis scare (tested negative) and the couple that informed you about the exposure fully ignores you after the fact! I’m not bitter.

Dont wanna get too ahead of myself but feeling good about a job prospect

Anti-horny people discovering Peaches for the first time, so funny (and annoying) to read their thoughts.

I wish following people on Apple Music was more social, instead of me just stalking peoples music listening habits like a weirdo.

It’s not hard to listen to 5-6 albums in a day when you’re unemployed and depressed

Always a big ick for me when a business goes “cashless.”

No job prospects, depressed as fuck, money going fast. 😞

12oz cold brew at a Dark Matter coffee shop is under $5, so don’t know why it’s $7.50 when it’s sold by a group of bear bar owners…

Broke my sober streak since the new year this past Saturday and I think I’m just gonna go back to not drinking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Happy Valentine’s pigs

They need to repave all of Ashland, like for real.

Me listening to the most depressing music

Sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh!

Why did I sketch what looks like Teddy Roosevelt in high school?

Won’t somebody please think of the Dow?!!?

What’s worse on a Hinge profile: Moderate or Not Political?

Therapy kicked my ass today

Just really think I'm not going to find a job in Chicago, and I just have to get over that...

Basically venture capitalists in the generative AI space want to create an alternative AI state through techno-fascism.

That is truly sad to read 😞

A double espresso never hurt anyone

Just checkin’, is it part of every recruiter’s job description to have zero ability to provide updates on the opportunities they reached out to me about???

Need a new career with a low barrier to entry and high pay ratio…

No Kings includes Draft Kings