Primary ALL of them. Supporting violent, masked state police is inexcusable, especially after all the videos have shown them to be domestic terrorists who constantly ride roughshod over both people and the Constitution.

Is he hot or is it consumption?

This man deserves to be thrown in the Everglades detention center in the middle of a cat 5 hurricane.

My message to Bessent: sit n spin.

Here’s a sea turtle to start your weekend.

“I was saying ‘Boo-vino’.”

We rate the severity of a national disaster by using the Waffle House Index. We’ll now start judging the severity of a winter storm using the Ted Cruz Index. By seeing how early he jets off to Cancun before a winter storm we can assess the severity of said storm.

I haven’t seen Heated Rivalry. I have seen Playing With Fire 1-3 and Czechmate. Close enough?

Really set yourself up for that one, dumbass.

Why should America invade Greenland? “I go there and there are low IQ fishenrmen. They’re fishing though the ice. Meanwhile caribou are walking around with MAGA caps. It’s a beautiful thing to see.”

It was given to Somalians. Whoop. Looks charitable. They took it. The Somalians. Low iq people took it.

Catastrophe: Florida's Department of Health is stopping coverage for antivirals to 10,000 low-income people with HIV infection, blaming impending federal cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program. 12.5% of Americans with HIV live in Florida.

Hope she gets hit my a Gideon bible next Holiday Inn she stays at

Heated Rivals

First shot done. Can’t wait to puke

So if my GM doesn’t believe I’m diabetic, should I, come this Monday during the production meeting in front of everyone, drop trou and jab myself in the thigh just to prove a point?

Two weeks. Give him two weeks.

Oh god is Scaramucci next?

Straight line: ________________________________ Dashed line: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Iconic line:

ICYMI: In a real change of pace, I wrote about how Bill Maher is an entitled, out-of-touch asshole.

Can we award Trump the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant award? Just saying, let events work themselves out.

Oh god. We’re gonna have Ford Pintos again.

Lynda Carter is and always will be THE Wonder Woman.

I know Georgia is an at-will state but if it’s determined I have a medical condition and my GM still wants to punish me because of that, do I still have any legal ground? Honestly after today I’m not really wanting to stay where I am for much longer.

ICE agent recovering from internal bleeding.

He looks like the kid who got the decoder ring out of the box of Sugar Smxks.

Michelle Obama started a vegetable garden in a corner of the rose garden to teach kids how to grow healthy foods. Brooke, you walking blood clot.

How they ran the simulation:

Because they’ve been fucking told they can.

PAPERS!

No thanks you you and your goons, you blown-out bitch.

Go get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.

He couldn’t sell a fire extinguisher to a man on fire.

“No one tell him what dairy milk actually is”

I don’t know if I can ever have a glass of milk again.

Boo fucking hoo.

I’m been informed it’s Wednesday. Whoops.

It’s Tuesday.

JUST TOUCH MY CHEEK BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME, BABY.

I’ve said it before: The entire administration can go to hell. apple.news/Al_h29C6mTMi...

Every single protester there has more moral backbone than all the democrats in the senate and the house combined

What the hell. Source: YouTube share.google/ekHS3oSkHI4v...

Isn’t this how we got “Twilight”?

FML.

FML.

Absolute filth.

Kind of right. We do like to engage with ICE. Ask them about their missions. What they’re doing in our town. But then we ask them to get the fuck out. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.