Hallo hallo. youtu.be/91efm5G8OVk?...

He had so much work he doesn’t have time to watch or read the news or check social Apps!

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s AI slop.

Just cheapens everything. 'Not Allowed To Put That On Products': Journalist Details Legality Of New Trump Beer Pong Set share.google/4cbtARrhvoJj...

Mom says “Happy Thanksgiving”.

I can't remember if I ever posted this here before so here's me doing it again I guess!

Yeah we all know how well Trump did with casinos…

Not dealing with twitter bullshit.

See you in 2026 with a raft of doggo pix, Darth.

This and a fifth of whiskey for breakfast tomorrow. Thanksgiving with the SIL family.

I did not order this. A coworker did. I had roast beef and horseradish.

Happy National Cake Day!

How much would Trump be paying, then?

PASS the cranberry sauce, we’re smokin’ marijuana!

Right-wing influencers on X.

Oh COME ON. apple.news/An859fKelS22...

Now taking applications for little spoon.

There is no humanity left.

Gonna break it in tonight. Which probably means falling asleep on the couch

PASS! The Sean-Berry sauce!

Mom: importer Microsoft from id3 dot net dot ax? Me: no. Just send me what you want and I’ll send it back as a PDF

Annnnd another two more weeks.

Gonna have a 30-minute low impact workout. The sheets are done drying.

Wishing I hadn’t bought blue sheets for my bed. The previous grey sheets didn’t show all the hair I shed. And it’s all grey.

I’m sure Grok has heard of “The Aristocrats”. Mm hm. Sure he has.

We’re bringing jobs back to America! Also not America!

I AM big, Charlie Brown. It’s the PICTURES that got small.

New glassware and icemaker. Saint Augustine bourbon.

Me after watching Czechmate.

Not very stealth when it’s flying 100 feet over your head.

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now! Call J.G. Wentworth! 8-7-7 CASH NOW!

So I look back upon my life Forever with a sense of shame I've always been the one to blame For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin

Me at Thanksgiving: Elizabeth, could you… Elizabeth: don’t, I swear to god… Me: PASS the cranberry sauce. We’re having mashed potatoes! Elizabeth: I need to be drunk…

Hey y’all! Costco online has Keith Haring shirts again!

4Runner, I love you, but appears I might have to take a mistress.

If you ask a box if it is a mimic it legally has to tell you if it is a mimic It is the law #DnDCatThoughts

OH GOD. Ew.

Shit

@asymetricalhomo.bsky.social youtu.be/FxrHst6RyT0?...

Mom and Horace are t coming for Thanksgiving.

@motoridersd.pug.ninja @elmercc.bsky.social @richwanket.bsky.social @gaylord.pink Yes, please. www.caranddriver.com/news/a695110...

Instead of adding water to the instant mashed potatoes, save water and money and just eat it out of the box.

Today was a “handful of anti-depressants and bottle of bourbon” kind of day.

OH MY GOD youtu.be/kgedHRdcqcg?...

GAWD. Trump and his cronies are just burning everything down

He tweeted they deserve to be executed you blonde hangnail.