Donate CAJUN STYLE. Ok. Mailing you all a tin of Chef Paul Prudhomme jambalaya seasoning.

Being in a trailer when a tornado alert happened. It got to the point where a lot of us were like “let’s chance it” instead of running 500 feet or more to the closest physical building in the pouring down rain just to line up against the lockers and squat and cover in water-soaked clothing

Yeah admitting you’re stealing oil from Iran might put a wrench in the whole negotiations process. Dumbass.

@ikeatkinson.bsky.social annoying porn turned podcaster-Connor Habib is still a thing?

“Jamie, what’s the closest location to Buckhead?” …Buckhead.

Equity firms? Those are the only ones I’m thinking of.

Injection-injured?

Sitting in the car at work. AC on high. Thinking about going back home.

What was West Palm like? Crown and Diets with no Diet at ER Bradley’s on a Saturday night. youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8?...

We got rain snd thunder and lightning. Finally.

From mom: Saint Augustine Beach says “happy pride”

After knowing what happened to the little pig who “went to market” I’m siding with the pig who stayed home. Pour a glass of wine, get some lo mein through Door Dash and fire up Charlotte’s Web.

Says the man who blamed his kids for fleeing Texas for Cancun when they had that blizzard. Manly-man quality right there.

The Krassensteins? There’s a shocker.

FINALLY. Someone with some brains steps up.

Nicotine DOES suppress one’s appetite…

I can’t. My griddle is at work. Sometimes we have grilled cheese parties.

Shouldn’t she be wearing a trench coat and a fedora? What kind of evidence do ya want? I got grifters, kiddy diddlers, abusers, perjurers, insider traders…

MUTILIZATION! Drink!

You know you missed it. Daniel says happy Tuesday

Mom sending a video of niece at surf camp. Just drives home where I am in the family dynamic. You can rent a hotel for a fucking week but you can’t spend 78 cents to send me a birthday card. K

Ted, “bootlicker” best describes you.

He wanted to make it about him. Achieved.

He wanted to make it about him.

Hand over your…never mind. You need a heart first.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Katie bought a remote-control fan for the patio. Rusty calls witchcraft.

Gwyneth walked with her vag candle so Madonna could snatch with her pussy laser.

A Patriot missile costs, at minimum, the equivalent of 46,154 of her vag candles. Maybe we should start throwing those at the Iranians.

Don’t say “pet”. Makes me think he’s tinkering with dead animal husbandry.

The ring came off my pudding can. Put the blame on Biden, my good man!

Sheila Broflovski has stopped blaming Canada and now blames Joe Biden for everything.

New Coke, E.T. the video game, Olestra making you (literally) shit the bed, the Pontiac Aztec… All things we can blame Biden for.

*ding dong* Oh fuck it’s Mike Lee.

I don’t understand the whole “mmmm…daddy” with Pedro Pascal.

SHOCKED

Because the fraud is there! Not there; there! A little to the left and…right there! Fraud!

He doesn’t care.

No….yes.

Pspspspdings

No wonder my pizza tasted familiar.

This gum flavor lasted longer than some gays’ relationships.

@milheril.bsky.social IF YOU’RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME

Absolutely no fucking REI in Atlanta has Pride stuff. Jesus.

There’s a red rubber ball in the corner. No there’s not. Yes there is! Everyone can see it! Where is it? There! I don’t see- Everyone sees it! It’s there! There is no r- Fuck you I’m not talking to you any more.

He’s just practicing for UFC.

NO-ONE was saying “Boo-urns”.