I’m a MacBook bitch again. Which means stickers

DOGE axed PEPFAR, ended nutritional aid. Those involved deserve to be drug through the streets.

We need the Element back. And jealous crabs. Did he PINCH YOU? youtu.be/lhkAGfS__mk?...

Hope they’ve updated their tour coaches.

If y’all are booking tickets for “Devil”, guess how the reserved seats are shown:

One day, a cleansing rain shall come.

One of the coolest things was tubing down the river from a spring in Florida and having dragonflies just land on you.

PSB “Left to My Own Devices”

The attack on the synagogue was a terrible thing. But, as the old Yiddish saying goes, “que sera, sera”.

Hey, if anyone’s in the LA area:

HELL YEAH I WANT CHEESY POOFS

Especially the vacant one between his ears.

Remember how no one was drowning before the flood?

Big strong men came up to me with tears in their eyes. Sir! Sir. Maybe some concealer… www.military.com/daily-news/2...

RFK Jr must be stopped. www.foodbeast.com/news/buffalo...

Why does Costco have more information about AppleCare than Apple? Like deductibles, etc?

Sigh. If Hillary had won. A taco truck on every corner and a Hammock District in every town.

@thejacko.bsky.social in the shower this morning and thinking of Burns comparing himself to Schindler Because of the megalomaniac in office.

Only chef I’m agreeing with is Todd. roughdraftatlanta.com/2026/03/09/a...

Fun!

It…doesn’t look appetizing.

Churchill: We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be… *claps hands* wheeeee! Hahaha! Yay!

Case in point:

Bro just got announced squadron commander. Wonder if I get access to the cargo planes now if I ever need to make a Costco run.

Now we know where the Iranians were keeping their enriched uranium the whole time.

Who said his name three times?

WebMD: you’re going to die ChatGPT health: go kill yourself

Ever been to Walmart?

People still pay to see Jack Black?

Tomorrow should be interesting. Coworker might possibly get written up.

BUT IT’S NOT A WAR, IT’S AN EXCURSION. IT’S EQUIVALENT TO GOING TO COSTCO AT 11.30 A.M. ON A SUNDAY.

Someone sure likes to say it’s a war.

That’s my boy!

@thejacko.bsky.social did you agree to this?

They weren’t using it to fund medication and nourishment for children in Africa so it can’t be fraud!

Coworker texted GM this morning saying she’s still suffering jet lag from being in California last week. I’m calling bullshit.

Ok. www.the-sun.com/news/1606083...

Accordion hands People coming up to him saying “sir” At levels you won’t believe

Lightning in the distance. Come on, hurry up rain showers.

Follow up: were you wearing the USA hat?

Heavens to mergatroid! They’re mutilizing our kids!

Who cares about the price of eggs if we won’t be able to afford to drive to the grocery store.

Going back to Allentown

Why.

Good job, President Tariffs.