I am so ready for the level of stoned and Chinese food I’m gonna enjoy tonight

This article was a very good read. Here’s my fav quote from Florence: “The closest I came to making life was the closest I came to death,” she told the publication. “And I felt like I had stepped through this door, and it was just full of women, screaming.” au.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

That's Showbiz Baby! is this generation's Hounds of Love. In this essay I will...

Local control was a mistake, the state governments should shove housing down these little fiefdoms’ thrussies

If you don't believe this, just attend a local community hearing in a suburb about adding a market-rate apartment building, low income housing, or -better yet- a homeless shelter. IIRC, violence almost broke out at a community meeting about a homeless shelter at the foot of the Bay Bridge in SF.

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

I’ve gone to sleep at 4a the last three nights I need to get a normal sleep in tonight lol

Being 40 has taught me the value of not talking to the drunk straight files in the bathroom line because I truly do not care about them in gay bars

JADE and Perrie releasing perfect pop albums? Little Mix proving once again girl group supremacy

Essential context for what is happening in Portland and Trump's declaration of war against us. Note that it's *local law enforcement* accusing the feds of incitement.

A Saturday morning of cat cuddles, coffee, and Bake Off. Can’t complain.

DEAD OF WINTER, starring a muscular Emma Thompson (doing a Minnesota accent) & villainous Judy Greer is a solid snow thriller—embraces conventions & delivers something darker than expected. Fighting for a young girl & her own survival, Thompson in FARGO is a thing I didn’t know I needed in my life.🙏🏼

Apart from the legal question, five "committed Catholics" and one former co-signed the deaths of thousands, if not millions, of innocents. No number of little trips to the Vatican or Notre Dame Law measure against that.

I believe I’ve had all of 10 (being generous) hours of sleep since Wednesday morning and I am trying so hard to convince myself to be social tonight but I may just stay home and get stoned out of my mind and order a stuffed crust pizza and garlic bread

“Put what you want on your wiener life isn’t that serious”

Came back to 1500 emails and already sorted 700 because if I’m on it

Everything in me wants to just call in sick tomorrow and give myself an extra three days before going back to work but I know that isn’t the answer to wishing we just figured out that money is an idea we all agree to and we could just all live happy. Anyways

Ok loved being with gay friends this whole truth but omg I desperately needed a gay bar with drag

gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising Also gay people:

The kids missed me so much they promptly covered me in cat fur

Also it always makes me emotional to see the Pride Parade picture at International Arrivals on the walk to passport control. SF always makes me feel home.

Just landed back in the US and I have two work texts already Jesus Christ

Lol fell asleep during take off and my phone slid two rows away. Thank god for the find your phone on the watch!

I dive into a possible deeper reason why all these yes votes overlap, and why the rest of the city is a sea of no's, in my latest blog post. It all could point to a future way forward for the prohousing movement in LA.

For understandable reasons, I think Emirates employs the most straight male flight attendants of any carrier

I’m sorry but Gaza protestors protesting/causing a disruption at a book tour is so fucking laughable. GO PROTEST THOSE ACTUALLY IN OFFICE. Yall are so big and bad against democrats, even ones that are literally siding with you, yet never care to do anything towards the bigger threat/one with power.

CNN: The ratings are in for the first day. 6.26 million viewers on ABC. That was four times Jimmy Kimmel's average. And that's despite the show not even being available in a quarter of all American homes.

UCLA’s funds reinstated after yesterday’s court order! Thanks to the brave researchers and their amazing counsel, including Dean Chemerinsky, who brought suit. This is just another turn in the ongoing fight, but a great result for now.

Like I kinda wanna go to a party but it also sounds so exhausting and I will def need supportive supplements to get through it so may I just go to sleep instead

The flight crew from Seychelles to Dubai was actively trying to get me blackout drunk and I don’t hate that but also I have a headache and it’s 4:25a in Dubai

after chuck schumer's comment "this is not who we are and i have written a letter outlining those particular thoughts," i finally have the license needed to unleash the bloodshed i have long craved but did not feel permitted to do

Downloading ambient music to listen to when I pop my 10mg on my 15 hour flight from Dubai to SF. Hopefully y’all are around and I have internet access to live skeet the experience (maybe from Business Class)

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

This knife is an abomination to god. Truly why.

Among a litany of other reasons why these crackdowns are wrong, one of the main ones is that undercover police can arrest anyone and claim they were cruising. I fear the mere act of whipping it out at the urinal to pee is gonna be called cruising just so police can throw someone in jail.

This is what SB 79 initially did but housing nonprofits could not understand it and killed it. However its inportant because without grocery stores and commercial activities on transit property everyone is going to own cars.

Trump/MAGA are trying to gaslight us into believing that anti-Jimmy Kimmel America is vast and deep, that MAGA's grip on the culture is unshakable, that mobilization is futile. But this episode has demonstrated the opposite. Let's not forget it. Thoughts on this: newrepublic.com/article/2008...

Proof we did it!

Successfully navigated Seychelles Public Transit (which was beyond easy and so cheap) and ya know why an I going back to the US again???

“People go to restaurants, so why can’t dogs?” Because they’re not people, next question.

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Can’t wait to break Sinclair up. Corporate media consolidation doesn’t jibe with democracy. And although Sinclair isn’t a fan of democracy, most people are.

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others

I bet Family Matters would have done a great rapture episode.

Ain’t waiting up for no miracle, cuz tonight I’m running free: Not the blue

When Democrats retake power, breaking up the large conglomerates that own local TV stations will need to be a top priority.

The way I’m gonna wear so much cologne and deodorant when I’m back in SF this weekend

Don’t mind me just getting emotional and crying to GBBO a little stoned in Seychelles ask me anything