Time to delete your Sniffies accounts, y’all. It’s naive to think there aren’t nefarious intentions behind a Palantir-linked firm investing in the app.

You know who we haven't heard from in a while? Nikki Haley. I guess she's waiting for just the right moment to jump up and say "Hey, remember me? I always hated Trump!"

@jrmoockjr.bsky.social @ me next time!!!

Y'all remember when Obama wanted to pass his Republican healthcare plan and conservative media went full-on batshit crazy saying that man wanted to setup death panels? Well... they actually meant THEY wanted to setup death panels.

I do not want her to have to go through it again because these people are liars and will vote for the GOP again.

Me, but in an office

So he removed her as AG, but he can't fire her because she'd lose access to her military housing and spill all the shit she knows, so he just removed her as AG and is going to give her a fake job. Is that right?

Ohhhh is this why she's fucking Corey Lewandowski? Because she got all that work done and couldn't keep up with her husband's kinks anymore?

What is Tiger Woods doing to the point he can’t hire a driver?

Market manipulation He knows his lies can swing the market and they've been taking losses since they decided to start a war

Idk, the "in 2 weeks" thing should be a bigger story, if MSM cared in America. Failing to deliver every "2 weeks" seems to be a big deal to me Same as being POTUS/Speaker of the House and being "unaware" of things. They know, but Trump doesn't have the mental capacity and Johnson is a bad liar.

it’s definitely not lost on me that the pussycat dolls last attempted to reunite right before COVID hit and now they’re doing it again before ww3.

"Whiteness and straightness are sisters." NIGGA

The dumbest timeline with the dumbest fucking people leading us

.....but who owns copies of pee tape?

First world problem: The gummy started to hit before the very kind elderly woman finished checking me in to vote We were about to have a problem. And by problem, I mean by me. Not her her. I timed that out wrong.

We are seeing a nationwide nursing shortage, and the U.S. Department of Education’s proposed rule to exclude nursing degrees from the definition of professional degrees could exacerbate this issue in North Carolina.

Since I didn't workout much the past 2 weeks A little ashy, so we'll not look at these knees

This was obvious in 2024 to everyone but Joe and Kamala in their public comments

I was bored and deep in thot a few weeks ago. I'll post it here.

*things I can't type out*

In my heart, I don't want Jasmine to win that primary. Selfishly. But only because in 2028, AG Crockett does something to me in my soul. Spirit dance or something happens wishing about that happening

I wonder if Jake Tapper is searching for ideas for the next book...

Not long enough, sweetie

The fact that James Van Der Beek had to sell memorabilia to cover his cancer care and now his widow is having to gofundme to not lose her house should be a massive wake up call to every one of us. Universal health care is a desperate need.

Black people since forever:

Hey! This is just a reminder that Congress is voting on a new bill this Friday (2/13) to fund the Department of Homeland Security. We have all week to call our reps and demand that they vote NO on this bill.

Between disenfranchising voters and sending ICE agents to blue City polling stations to stop Black and Brown people from voting, Republicans really know how fucked they are in November and are acting accordingly. If they had shame(and they do not), their congressional leaders would end this madness

#foreplay 🫦

Wait until the consultants tell them to stop using it

Just trying to make your most woof'd sections on a Saturday evening

It took Don getting arrested for Jeffries to finally call the DOJ illegitimate?? Profile in courage...

His brain is mush Like, imagine being a congressional Republican, knowing this man is mentally not here anymore, but selling your soul to follow his whims. Zero shame?? Couldn't be me

Noem on background tomorrow

I can't tell you all what to do.... But I'd delete my Meta accounts a second time if I could do so. Maybe it's time to figure out how to connect with people off of that platform?

I've been vibing on this this evening youtu.be/1EzqonzhyrY?...

Okay, Roy, say this again but with YOUR REAL VOICE. Don't let them workshop your words into whatever this statement was that was posted today.

I’m not sure what time this was but the warmest it got today was -8°F. All of these people are out in that.

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

100% Also: Terry wasn't the villain in Soul Food

I'm not on that platform anymore, either, but I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING!!! AIN'T NO WAY THEY'RE STILL DOING PERFORMATIVE POSTS ON MLK DAY!!!

That CNN panelist woman would get more props from me...if she deactivated her Nazi Platform account. It's amazing to me the number of journalists(sports journalists, too) who still choose to use that platform. The kiddie porn/Nazi platform. Do you...but I'll never take you seriously again.

This might be the dumbest thing I've read on the Internet today. A very unserious idea