The dumbest timeline with the dumbest fucking people leading us

.....but who owns copies of pee tape?

First world problem: The gummy started to hit before the very kind elderly woman finished checking me in to vote We were about to have a problem. And by problem, I mean by me. Not her her. I timed that out wrong.

We are seeing a nationwide nursing shortage, and the U.S. Department of Education’s proposed rule to exclude nursing degrees from the definition of professional degrees could exacerbate this issue in North Carolina.

Since I didn't workout much the past 2 weeks A little ashy, so we'll not look at these knees

This was obvious in 2024 to everyone but Joe and Kamala in their public comments

I was bored and deep in thot a few weeks ago. I'll post it here.

*things I can't type out*

In my heart, I don't want Jasmine to win that primary. Selfishly. But only because in 2028, AG Crockett does something to me in my soul. Spirit dance or something happens wishing about that happening

I wonder if Jake Tapper is searching for ideas for the next book...

Not long enough, sweetie

The fact that James Van Der Beek had to sell memorabilia to cover his cancer care and now his widow is having to gofundme to not lose her house should be a massive wake up call to every one of us. Universal health care is a desperate need.

Black people since forever:

Hey! This is just a reminder that Congress is voting on a new bill this Friday (2/13) to fund the Department of Homeland Security. We have all week to call our reps and demand that they vote NO on this bill.

Between disenfranchising voters and sending ICE agents to blue City polling stations to stop Black and Brown people from voting, Republicans really know how fucked they are in November and are acting accordingly. If they had shame(and they do not), their congressional leaders would end this madness

#foreplay 🫦

Wait until the consultants tell them to stop using it

Just trying to make your most woof'd sections on a Saturday evening

It took Don getting arrested for Jeffries to finally call the DOJ illegitimate?? Profile in courage...

His brain is mush Like, imagine being a congressional Republican, knowing this man is mentally not here anymore, but selling your soul to follow his whims. Zero shame?? Couldn't be me

Noem on background tomorrow

I can't tell you all what to do.... But I'd delete my Meta accounts a second time if I could do so. Maybe it's time to figure out how to connect with people off of that platform?

I've been vibing on this this evening youtu.be/1EzqonzhyrY?...

Okay, Roy, say this again but with YOUR REAL VOICE. Don't let them workshop your words into whatever this statement was that was posted today.

I’m not sure what time this was but the warmest it got today was -8°F. All of these people are out in that.

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

100% Also: Terry wasn't the villain in Soul Food

I'm not on that platform anymore, either, but I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING!!! AIN'T NO WAY THEY'RE STILL DOING PERFORMATIVE POSTS ON MLK DAY!!!

That CNN panelist woman would get more props from me...if she deactivated her Nazi Platform account. It's amazing to me the number of journalists(sports journalists, too) who still choose to use that platform. The kiddie porn/Nazi platform. Do you...but I'll never take you seriously again.

This might be the dumbest thing I've read on the Internet today. A very unserious idea

Be careful if you're out and about in Charlotte... I'm pretty sure the snow monsters are back in the city. Same uniforms as Minneapolis, same face coverings, surrounding a work van this morning at the McRorey Y. I would have taken a picture if I could safely do so, but I could not.

NEW: After doctors sent her home with a racing heart, Ciji Graham came to believe the best way to protect her health was to end her pregnancy. But new restrictions in NC and nearby states made finding an abortion provider difficult. www.propublica.org/article/nort...

Id literally forgotten about this from Insecure until 5 mins ago Issa and Molly were wack ass friends, but ain't no way IRL Molly would have ever made up with Issa after this hit job. This was diabolical.

Good Lord, I'm surprised Tony was able to speak in full sentences with Trump's balls in his mouth

Has anyone seen or heard from Jill Stein lately?

Fox NFL broadcast - giving that All American “working class” vibe. Erin Andrews dressed up like she is ready for Trump’s third inauguration party.

youtu.be/GYJ03MIPoIk?... Lick on my hand then I put it in his pants/Get to playing with that cock and make that motherfucker bam #pleasantries That's a whole bar

Doc Rivers, Steve Kerr, the T-Wolf fans, Sportsguy Nick Wright. More please. Let’s go sports world. You want to see brave? Be an immigrant walking to work in Minneapolis. That’s brave. You just have to say “state murder is bad.” It’s not fucking hard and it’s needed from all corners.

Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang #pleasantries

youtu.be/NtezmpUGi8U?... Pimpin' your slut, shoot in them guts/ Shoot on her face, she gon' lick that shit up #Pleasantries

TLDR: In November, the Black unemployment rate jumped to 8.2%. In December, it dropped to 7.5%. In one year, Black unemployment has increased by MORE THAN A FULL percentage point. 🚩🚩🚩 #blackjobsday #jobsday #blacksky

Can we talk about this super flu for a moment? One of the other downfalls for people staying home/voting third party/etc is that we got the dumbest fucking people running public health. This feels like the flu shot this year wasn't meant to protect us from what is happening. On purpose.