QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!

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Recession indicator

My roommate and I have been watching The Rings of Power lately (we watched S1 E5 last night), and I don't know--I'm just having a really hard time getting into it. Did anyone else feel similarly? Does it get better?

hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone

idk if this is a hot take or not, but I think all of the main cast of Stranger Things still look young enough to play their characters.

it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

dropping hints that it's my birthday✌️

Nothing says "Christmas" quite like a sad lesbian movie (I'm rewatching Carol).

Spotify Wrapped on my birthday? Sure, why not!

keeping my horny thoughts to myself 👀

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

I mean this with all sincerity, and I think I speak for a lot of others: we would rather see undisciplined, amateur art by hand than shitty AI "art" any day. You want to make fun of Pete Hegseth in a cartoon, but you can't draw? I would rather your stick figures than AI. Just draw.

keeping my horny thoughts to myself 👀

dropping hints that it's my birthday✌️

Spotify Wrapped on my birthday? Sure, why not!

This is so true.

BTW, if holiday music is your thing, you can check out my carefully curated playlist of Christmas favorites here: open.spotify.com/playlist/4OX...

This is me coming out as a casual Avatar enjoyer

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Hegseth's name tag having a typo in it in the middle of this shitshow is some real Veep stuff.

BTW, if holiday music is your thing, you can check out my carefully curated playlist of Christmas favorites here: open.spotify.com/playlist/4OX...

This is me coming out as a casual Avatar enjoyer

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was 33 when I came out publicly (I had been out to select friends for a few years), and I'm 38 now.

This reminds me of the time my aunt informed my mom that the letters in SANTA can be rearranged to spell out SATAN, like it was some grand conspiracy

Update from the fish tank: Apparently Filipe is trying to mate with Cleo. He is chasing her all around the tank, which is causing her to retreat to the little decorative cave to get a break from him.

This reminds me of the time my aunt informed my mom that the letters in SANTA can be rearranged to spell out SATAN, like it was some grand conspiracy

Worst Mondays, ranked 1) The Monday after New Years 2) The Monday after Daylight Savings starts 3) The Monday after Thanksgiving break

You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?

If you want people to spend more, pay them more.

Honestly, the J Hud Spirit Tunnel terrifies me

PATTI LUPONE IN GYPSY

umm I just learned that the actor who played the young wizard in Wicked (before having his face replaced with CGI Jeff Goldblum) is really hot.

Oh, so Heated Rivalry is *horny* horny, huh?

It's crazy to me that Taylor Swift has never produced a full Christmas album.

It's crazy to me that Taylor Swift has never produced a full Christmas album.

Finally, a day that's totally wicked witch free!

I'm sure that I've posted this hot take before, but I do feel that most (but definitely not all) Christmas films are pretty overrated and are mainly beloved because of collective nostalgia.

"I use AI to brainstorm." Now baby, what is the first syllable in the word "brainstorm"?

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 39 on Wednesday! 🎂

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 39 on Wednesday! 🎂

One thing that puzzles me about this current point in late stage capitalism is the rise of licensed pet toys.

Haven't done one of these in a while. Ask me anything at the link below! ngl.link/jjrockstroh1

I'm sure that I've posted this hot take before, but I do feel that most (but definitely not all) Christmas films are pretty overrated and are mainly beloved because of collective nostalgia.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

Guys, I'm still not sure about this latest season of Stranger Things.

The good lord gave me the soul of a theater kid, but not the voice of one--and that is my burden to bear.