my man is here to save my ass on this hungover lift which is really just a pretense for a long schvitz

happy rent increase day to all those who celebrate

Killing in the name of… nothing

first leggies in like ten days

to whatever lunatic brought their perfectly mint two-tone rolls to my gym, which has the world's worst and most deranged parking lot, you are braver than any marine and i love you.

She was fired for teaching what she was hired to teach. She was fired for doing what she did not do. She was fired for breaking a law that does not exist.

also talking about cats. endless talking about cats. quite simply too much talking about cats.

christmas with my family means trying not to puke during a 15 mile hill course on my sister's peloton after a lunch consisting of nothing more than a wedge of délice de bourgogne, two glasses of gamay and a double espresso.

btw there will be album announcements coming in the new year over here ➡️ www.instagram.com/chapslovesyou/

i'm at the gym and they've got the trump speech on the tvs, firework by katy perry on the main sound system, and horrid edm christmas music absolutely ripping in the spin studio. real catastrophic brain bleed vibes here tonight.

last week i went up to the pnw and i made an album, which is something i've wanted to do for like 10 years but always managed to kick down the road by talking shit about myself and my work and undermining the value of my songwriting but fuck all that now i have an album and it was so fun to make!

about to unlock the power of ai

accidentally posted a bunch of western swing tracks to the work ig story and frankly i shoulda just left them there. the people need western swing.

tapping the 'it's not a snub if the movie is just bad' sign

say that jim

me rn

tidal streams to our sonos system in FLAC 🥰

people with $90,000 in credit card debt: i get points though

i was pretty cool on train dreams right off the bat and with time i've kinda curdled on it altogether. this gets at a lot of the reasons why.

if you would like to know what i was listening to this year tidal.com/playlist/391...

i use instagram pretty much exclusively to follow emo folk songwriters why is it carpet bombing me with videos of muscular straight boys crying into their front-facing cameras talking about their healing journeys

u ever pull into the parking lot outside your office and then cry in your car for a while because you absolutely can't bear the thought of doing it all again then you brew your pathetic little keurig and do it all again anyway?

watching RED RIVER and having a full meltdown over monty clift, as is my wont

decent morning lift, long schvitz, leftover pie, pinot, hawks ›››

bob dylan really just be picking notes at random

if someone wanted to hit me with A Car before about 7 tomorrow morning would hugely appreciate

fuck me Up

this is making me wanna do opium

i don't think i have any sacramento bloomfs but just in case: i'll be playing a set at cafe paso tomorrow (11/22) morning from 11-noon. if you like gay guys, country music, and feeling really bad boy do i have some songs for you.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

wait wait let him cook.

planning a mamdani-style campaign focused exclusively on killing suvs and crossovers and bringing back wagons.

huge mistake finally getting into podcasts at the exact moment podcasts were rounding the enshittification curve into complete unlistenability.

it's easy to dunk on it for being lame but i think we gotta deal more seriously with linkedin's role in producing a roving class of leadership culture-pilled weirdos whose whole thing is floating from ED role to ED role talking about Metrics, never once developing real field expertise in anything

bro we're so fucked haha

my body is rejecting the knowledge that this is real like it's a mismatched donor kidney

seems utterly pointless to get mad about stuff like this anymore but if what actually happened is that some senile idiot said some loosely goosey bullshit about some fake scenario that hasn't actually happened the headline should not be 'shrewd statesman flexes military might to force concessions'

catch me absolutely freakin about trees

my one and only style icon is megan mulally in righteous gemstones

miles teller is quite suddenly the hottest man in all of hollywood and by like a pretty wide margin!

tbh considering revising train dreams down another half star #lastfourwatched

like honey before it, dopamine is an entirely different song when heard through big, stupid headphones. should be illegal to listen to either with airpods.

rehearsing a 60 minute set with this kind of nasty little cut in this exact place is extremely fun and great and a good time

i know we have a lot of ghouls to choose from these days from but i truly cannot wait to see kar*line l*avitt get nuremburged. an absolute lunatic; a soulless, flames-in-the-eyes psychopath.

not to be dramatic but if i don't get a new job or at least an interview soon i'm going to set a building on fire

you know when someone gets behind a lectern and says "let me be clear" you're about to hear some dogshit

what do y'all know about a chilled central coast grenache on a gorgeous fall day

🥹🥹🥹🥹

my list of collaborators lookin like a damn cvs receipt

man this goes crazy in a theater. "margie...i bet she drinks from the bottle."