humans used to like… not wear socks

one of my afflictions is assuming everyone is around my age and it is not doing me any favors

my friends are talking about the monthly cost of their gym memberships and I thought they were joking but IT IS REAL they are saying TRUE THINGS

should I start jiu-jitsu classes…..

seeing young people give direct-to-camera life advice always makes me feel some sorta way

thought I had strep on Friday, turns out I am strep free! staying in and sleeping for 9 hrs was all I needed 🥹

I’m so into jogger and yoga pants rn

being the only guy not wearing black in a Berlin gay party is crazyyyy

why does this keep happening

European men love to ask me if I’m Japanese

why do forearm tattoos do that to me

Alpha Pokémon be like

Why does peeing in a gay club always have to be a journey to navigate

why does Europe love Katy Perry sm

this is how I found out Justin Bieber has a child

Why is everyone mean, then nice

started The Morning Show omg…

looove synchronized choreography

a lot more womxn engaging me on TikTok than I would’ve assumed

friends were recalling drama from 2014 and I don’t remember most of it, memory loss or willfully purged hmm

my parents’ 55+ community emailed a poll to gauge interest in a drag show, we’re going

said this in one meeting at work and word has spread, people idek are messaging me about it, can’t go back now

getting a hole in my sock is so embarrassing like what am I even doing

why am I always losing count at the gym

okay I’m trying

eyelash on eyeball stays one of the most unsettling sensations

free advice

thinking about adopting a snake

*arguing with dentist* okay but has the xray machine ever been wrong

why am I always watching movies that make me wanna call my parents

“the greatest transfer of generational wealth” (inheriting Labubus)

someone complimented my hair thickness and hairline but ended it with “it’s rare to see that at your age” 🥲

Squeezing the last bit of toothpaste from the tube is so satisfying

hiked a hike

does Naruto running make you faster, like should we test the aerodynamics

went to Iceland

Does anyone get eight hours of sleep anymore

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“Black tie optional” okay good I was gonna wear whatever I want anyway

why does this stay relevant

ABP: always be peeing

started The Hunting Wives, wtf

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YESSSS top two Trader Joe’s scents

if human knees bent the other way I think we’d be too powerful

Masquerade is magnificent, the hype is REAL

Why did they do this to her