Why isn't it you? #FCF

like vines on a tree trunk #fcf

What’s the term for when people around you are going through really hard times, but you’re not, and now you feel guilty for not suffering but then that centers you and you feeling bad because life is relatively good is such a stupid thing to feel bad about?

"why are you so sad today?” ⚪ i’m lonely ⚪ i feel worthless 🔘 a fictional character i love died thirty years ago and i’m still not over it

Boyfriend: “Who is Tara Lipinski?” Me: “SHES THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD SKANK THAT STOLE MICHELLE KWAN’S GOLD MEDAL!” #TheTraitors

We’ve been trying Marley Spoon meal kits for the last few weeks and they’re delicious, but now I have a problem. I always make steaks and potatoes for Valentine’s Day because that’s what I did our first one 10 years ago.

I need to start edging while high.

Ginger Minj got on those GLP-1s, but they still didn’t cure her LIEABETES

If he had PTSD over a previous incident he shouldn't have been in the field.

The two wolves inside you are Peggy and Joan

I don't come to work for motivation and growth. I come to work because my parents weren't rich enough to leave me a trust fund and I need health insurance.

the US govt murdered a young mother yesterday, smeared her as a domestic terrorist, and is now going to cover up the entire thing - fuck anyone that tries to tell you any different

Other Latin American countries, Iraq, and Afghanistan warning Venezuela.

I like how straight body builders are all macho "GRRR I'M A MAN!" and then will put on the teeny tiniest sparkliest jewel toned panties to show off their muscles.

Make it viral.

Magneto was, yet again, right.

I left X at the end of 2022 when Musk let Trump back on, seeing where all this was going. I promise you, life will go on If youre scared of losing friends, add on other apps. If you still fall out of touch, they were acquaintances. If likes matter more, see a therapist about that dopamine addiction

I hate them so much.

delete your account!!!! 😇 like just get rid of that shit

but don’t worry, the 2K bots who like your thirst traps are soooo worth keeping your twitter account 🙄🙄

Without the face mask.

Guys, we can't abolish the agency who's members are shooting people in the streets because then they'll be free to *checks notes* shoot people in the streets.

Dissociating by listening to "Rainbow Brite and Me" by Bettina Bush from "Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer" (1985) youtu.be/7XJxkD4YFdA...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I mean I saw video from two different angles of ICE shooting a US citizen in the head from point blank range. Not sure what more we need to wait for.

Spending my lunch thinking about the graphic sex dream I had about a bloomfie

MOTHER ALERT

The guys from r/boypussy?

I regret to inform you that Tyra Sanchez is still a garbage fucking human.

Cage goals 😍

I LOVE mess.

Its kinda cute how some people still think that catching members of this administration in a lie means anything.

My vegetable chopper and my pressure cooker. I cannot be bothered to dice vegetables or cook something for 5 hours.

Love a good toke and stroke. 💨 🍆

if your LANDLORD was posting CSAM in your HOUSE and the HOA board didn’t stop the landlord, and you really didn’t want to find a new place to live because you don’t personally see it and you’re comfy, YOU ARE NOT UPSET IT’S IN YOUR HOUSE

I personally believe you should have sex and/or masturbate daily. Ideally, for a few hours a day.

This was my least favorite song from the soundtrack when I was a kid and now I’m like

Me after I see that gif of Henry Cavill reloading his biceps.

A day of two terrible tragedies

The best movie about anthropomorphic child diamond smugglers with a scene where the child harem seduces a room full of snakes to escape with a baby penguin.

I found the full Chipmunk Adventure soundtrack on Soundcloud!

Moment of praise for Magic's first VPL 😌

I love Renaissance art.

Happy 2026, bators!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who being you joy and happiness.

Coworker: “Who’s excited for the new year?!” Everyone else:

Looking for men I can be kind to after work and weekends when my bf goes to visit his mom.

I said that I was going to work harder to bring my lunch to work instead of going out. It's day 1 back at work and I'm already thinking about ordering wings instead of eating the lunches I packed.

Post a famous bathroom scene