Whenever I see someone on TikTok in scrubs and a surgical cap, with “Dr.” in the name, giving out terrible medical advice, and it turns out they’re a chiropractor

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This is the microwaved twink you find in a gay porn horror spoof. The film is named <The Dickth Sense>. His character is called Hairless Hole Osment.

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

She had 7 year old me thinking that monthly reports would be much more exciting than they really are.

I'm CACKLING 🤣

I refuse to believe that anyone out there actually enjoys matcha

oh facebook... where a girl that used to do cocaine off the back of a bar toilet tells you to stop taking Tylenol and instead use her homemade magnesium spray (now with lavender!)

i'm sorry, but if you think voters should avoid the consequences of what they voted for, you don't actually believe in democratic accountability: Trump ran on tariffs. They are getting tariffs. Voters will learn that tariffs are bad.

Me whenever someone mentions Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere

Anyway, here is a full minute of Meghan McCain saying “my father.”

41 / M / El Paso

"There's no right or wrong way to grieve." **sees Erika Kirk** "Okay well that's not how you do it."

It feels homophobic that Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein doesn't come out until after Halloween.

Actually, a very recent study of 2.5 million Swedish children born between 1995 and 2019 and followed up through 2021 found no link between acetaminophen use during pregnancy and autism. So the science IS clear,

So far she's the only billionaire I'm willing to let live.

I just want to get a boy pregnant. Is that so much to ask for?

I’m so behind 😩

Your seat is ready 🪑

FDA announces that the one Pina Colada Bartles & Jaymes my mom had in 1983 while pregnant with me is what made me gay.

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Honestly the only thing with tylenol/acetaminophen you should avoid is Painquil. Because it's acetaminophen and 10% alcohol and the only thing you're not supposed to take with Tylenol is fucking alcohol.

Every time I see the word "Brazil" my brain pronounces it like this guy.

I watched the new Superman movie and I just wonder what would have happened if Superman and Lex Luther just fucked.

"We have spent the last days having thoughtful converstation..." Translation: The mass cancellation of subscriptions, cruises, and park tickets hurt our stock prices.

Headline: "California Congressman Caught in 'Senate Twink' Copycat Video, High on Horse Tranquilizers"

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Happy Autumnal Equinox!

Do you all think they fuck? Is it incest if your son/dad/grandpa are all you?

A "witch" on TikTok performed a spell or whatever to bind all the Christian souls to Earth in case of the Rapture tomorrow and... BITCH. LET THEM LEAVE. I'm sick of them fucking shit up down here for the rest of us.

Technologically advanced a band. OTT Head

So much zombie penis. #28YearsLater

I would die for her. #BakeOff

Yes. Every time I blow dry my hair I play "How It's Done" and belt out "FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA."

Waiter: "Pepsi okay?" Me:

how can you tell when a guy's really about to cum? like, @thetwunkjesus.bsky.social here probably felt my cock swell up to its fullest right before I bust inside him, but are there other signs?

In the buff…

Law Roach doing the whole "WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU" right in front of Tyra Banks 🤣🤣🤣 #ProjectRunway

I'm really loving Veejay vs The Twins this season. #ProjectRunway

So do I. They ain't special.

Scrolling the FCF feed.

recognizing that America is a dumpster fire, but also it’s #fcf and I just wanna share a vid of me putting on sunscreen at the nude beach

What day is it?

Am I the good boi or are you the good boi today? #fcf

Blow me

🚨 reminder to save a horse and ride a twunk today! 🚨

I did in fact once piss myself and it just made him go even harder.

How I feel after listening to Black Magic by Little Mix.