Official hump day post today inspired by oomf

Didn’t go to the pool today 😔 so here’s an outtake from yesterday

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated (at the pool again)

Out of office (since November)

Eurovision fit (sponsored by kumori)

Eurovision fit (sponsored by kumori)

If the world was ending I’d want to be next to you??

Peanut said happy mothers day to me 🥹

Hey anyone wanna come lay down or something

Anyway here’s a nude

Your fav Loneliest Girl is Back on the Wagon, getting Rhinestoned, and ending her Dry Spell in Chicago :)))

Arms powered today by new Kacey, Gaga, Slayyyter, Madonna/Sabrina, Zara, Holly, Lykke, and more. Thank you women.

Feel compelled to share that Kacey Musgraves continues to be the most gorgeous girl in the world, and "Middle of Nowhere" is a gorgeous album replete with gorgeous vocals, songwriting, music, humor, melancholy and more.

How I felt after talking to oomf about curry tonight

Once again, hi

Hi

Everyone please say happy birfday to Peanut. Baby girl turns 1 today 🥹🥹🥹

Good morning from my lil gay kitchen

Girls night

Unfortunately today is just fat arm Friday for me

Peanut says gm

A little #mcm for all my boyfriends today

Armed, dangerous, and a secret third thing

So inspiring to see the dark side of the moon this week 🤩

Joined the Friday haircut club

An April fool for you

The rumours are true, I am having a quiet Saturday night at home

Didn’t go anywhere tonight so here’s the Wor$t #fcf in America

Gm heathens

Weekend update: was nice and active but unfortunately no kissing was had

Planning on kissing some men this weekend

Shoulder says hi

It’s almost spring btw

Feeling a lil bit like myself today

Heard were posting bush for all our close friends now

What if I did a lil Thursday tease?

The ferality is strong today

If I apply for The Traitors season 5, do I have to delete all my n*des?

For your #mcm consideration

Yet another Saturday over here, if you’re interested

In certain ways, things appear to be looking up

I’d be shirtless but it’s 49 degrees en Miami and I’m down to my last shirt and underwear thank you!!

Another day of forced vacation, now in Miami, gracias a la ventisca. Qué lástima 🥲

Anyway here’s a thirst trap

Attempting to return to DC again today with blizzard after I was cancelled in Costa Rica yesterday. Anyway here’s the cute lil yoga retreat group I taught last week

Just checking in from Blue Osa, Costa Rica! 4 more days, thank you for asking

Happy V Day to all my boyfriends (left) and husbands (right)

Meet me at the pool on this #fcf?

Just letting my lil gay friends here know that I got some hairs cut and I will be in Costa Rica tomorrow for a week teaching a yoga retreat! Goodbye

Arms remain wildly available for cuddles this Valentine’s Day