All I Want for Christmas Is 5 more pounds

I have many mothers but one stands above the rest. Honorable mention please to Rosalía who would be on this list if LUX came out any time earlier.

Literally incapable of going to bed early

Pumpkin pie for pre-workout today 🥧🥰

Happy thanksgiving from the kitchen staff (food coming soon)

Happy humpsgiving boys

We are so back (unemployed)

Detrás de ti voy

Happy Monday from Peanut

In other news, I spent this past month mourning Tordie, went to Portugal, quit my job, and got a new kitty. Please say hello to little Peanut. She has three legs and two big ears

Should I make my bluesky comeback with a (temporary) #fcf??

Just here to let you know that Tordie is at peace now. Thank you all from my little family ❤️❤️

Hi. Many of you have been on this little journey with us, so I thought you’d want to know. Today is Tordie’s last full day on earth. We had an extra 10 days together and we did everything we could, but she’s so tired. After a million extra kisses, tomorrow she’ll see the other side. My little girl 🩷

My little family ❤️❤️

Proof of life, of me and Tordie. She is still with us, having good days while on her medicine, so I’m even able to leave the house for a bit. Grateful for this time and enjoying her for as long as this lasts 🥰

Hi everyone. In case you wanted an update on Tordie, she has managed to stabilize and become much more like her old self, eating a lot more, etc. Taking it one day at a time still and enjoying every minute we have together. My good girl

Taking a break from my silly pics to share this in the hope that some of you might have something comforting to say. On Friday, after just a couple days of her not feeling well, I learned that my baby girl Tordie has something like kitty lymphoma and she has deteriorated significantly and quickly.

Bicep vein is a knife

Ladies and gentlemen, arm

A lot of you have been asking what I look like with clothes on so here you go

Humptober 1st

Final day of Biceptember, I guess I’ll join, if I have to

Took in some art in New York City

I heard Sundays are for prayer

You may find me in Central Park today, possibly

Going to New York City this weekend, if you even care

I’m 37 btw

Higher than the axosphere

Was gonna say Happy Friday but it’s Saturday

Goodnight babes

Going for the world record for most inane arm pics while the world crumbles

Weekly reminder that I hate my job and would like a new one please

Felt something, perhaps, last night, I think

Well, good morning, I suppose

Got a haircut on #fcf

Goodnight boyfriends

Killed my queen with just one pawn

Happy Hump Day to those who zoom

Seeking attention on a Saturday night

One last time (2014)

Hey quick question, how does one get a new job preferably in New York City?

Wish I knew how to express my true silly self on here, but instead here’s another stupid arm pic

Back to real life (derogatory)

Farewell Ptown and my ferry fit

No caption required

😘

Another Sunday in gay paradise

Only booty on the beach today

Out of office day 9

Choose your fighter ?