I’m not saying that the hardcore Swifties aren’t insane, but the hardcore Taylor Swift haters are on a whole nother level. Please for the love of God just shut up.

The players on the Egyptian team are so hot, I hope they win

Whyyyyy did I book my haircut for today, I am absolutely drenched in sweat

I left my car unlocked last night and someone rifled through my things and took my Costco membership card :(

Having an absolutely miserable week at work but I just got a really good evaluation so maybe I won’t rage quit?

Ok pride is over, time to take an edible and go nonverbal playing Cities Skylines

The frequency with which my parents go to the emergency room for the most minor things… this is why Medicare costs so much

Just got home (after a 14 hour drive) from 5 days with my parents but Pride is tomorrow 🙂‍↔️

america is an ideal worth fighting for

OMG confirmed Slayyyter and I were in the same 2nd grade class

Something about hotels always makes me feel hot

God I fucking love Lisa Rinna (currently in the same room as her and i’m gagging)

My work bestie got a new job and I literally do not know what I’m going to do 😭😭

Ok 2019 was actually my twinkiest year, so I will partake in a photo trend for once

Series finale of Hacks was absolute perfection, I can’t wait to rewatch this show 500 times

I know this is my first day back after a week off and I should give myself grace, but like… I need to figure out how to find motivation to do my job lmao

They’re blasting Crank It in the crystals store and the vibes are IMMACULATE

Divas i’m so drunk rn

It may be cloudy as fuck and 60 degrees, but I am in my speedo on the beach and life is good 🙂‍↕️

Ok but how have they still not figured out who killed JonBenét Ramsey

Officially OOO until next Thursday 😎

Friend purchased a good weather spell from an Etsy Witch for this weekend and I NEED it to work

Kickball closing party is tonight but I desperately just want to stay home, get zooted, and play Cities Skylines 2 in silence 😭

Attended my first ANC meeting about DC’s Future Land Use Map’s incredibly small changes for our neighborhood and 75% of it was just one man ranting about not wanting our neighborhood to turn into NoMa or Columbia Heights

:)

It is porch sitting with a lemon drop martini weather

I will never understand the way that so many people say shit on the internet that 5 seconds on Google will tell them they’re wrong and then they argue with people in the comments about it.

No cold brew/iced coffee and a 16oz oat milk latte is $10.15 before tip

First coffee shop (pop up) in our neighborhood opens tomorrow and I am SO excited

I can’t wait until T*ump is no longer President and I don’t have to see a million tourists wearing those stupid fucking hats every time I go to the mall

Really trying to actually use LinkedIn and why is posting there soooo embarassing

Going down North Cap and Google Maps goes “welcome to Virginia” girl is there something you know that I don’t??

Stewart said support @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social for mayor!

Tomorrow is my first day off work since January 11th i’m so excited 😭😭

Ooooooo rocket

Fire alarm at work has gone off twice already today y’all PLEASE

Now how in the hell has Dunkin already given away 1,000,001 free coffees this morning

happy trans day of visibility to all my trans icons out there 😌🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 and to every weirdo transphobe; watch your fuckin back if you end up in my vicinity 🤭

The place we used to take Stewart for daycare abruptly closed last month and we just got this email, I love mess lmao (Darrick was her business partner)

Wait how did I not realize that Slayyyter is not only my age but from my town, do I know her lmao

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

I hope this makes 20 billion dollars www.youtube.com/watch?v=826S...

There were goats and miniature horses outside my office all morning and I missed them by like 10 minutes bc I was doing actual work 😭

Plants

Need ho*e

I do not get paid enough to have to be working at 10pm on a Sunday

What do you mean that Gen Z doesn’t know about Avril Lavigne drowning in 2003 and being replaced with a body double named Melissa Vandella

Kenyan McDuffie delivered us all higher Pepco bills. A new @markrodeffer.bsky.social piece in @51st.news explains the details. "Kenyan McDuffie could have scrutinized utility rate hikes and defended struggling ratepayers. Instead, he sided with utilities. Now D.C. families are paying the price."

Having to drive 60 miles round trip every day lately for work is… not it with these gas prices