can we be done with the fireworks please some of us work in the morning

fireworks didn’t go off last night until my birthday….interesting

Inject it into my VEINS

sofa king worm

got the official job offer today hehe

funniest part about the pushback from the Brits and French about adding A/C is like…okay, you’re fighting the sun? The literal weather? Babes it’s okay to not want to die of heatstroke

had a 2nd interview today in person and I think it went really well??? maybe I’m delusional but good vibes would be appreciated

Happy Pride especially to all my fellow DC peeps ☺️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I need to sleep for a full 24 hours

Janeese Lewis George the diva that you are

meant to text my partner something confidential and accidentally sent to group chat with his mother

zero irony when i say there has NEVER been a better time to be a 31yo bottom

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me and @anotherconnor.bsky.social hosting a wine night tonight for our kickball team :)

these divas

have straight men considered learning to breathe through their nose

Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

June 1st! Happy pride month!

gay people and their Sunday activities

weather is beyond gorgeous and we have brunch plans tomorrow. would be a great time for it to happen

love that everyone at work had a lobotomy while I was gone

love a speedo at the beach ugh

out of office until next Wednesday

20mg drinkable and then washed my car

:)

Kacey Musgraves tickets secured 🫡

people who bought the house across the street are moving in at 9:52pm. Vampires

if dems take the senate 51-49 John Fetterman is going to become so much more fucking annoying

people mad about AdMo porch fest on TikTok…Kim there’s people that are dying

leaving work early on this beautiful Friday

"how is Salem celebrating 400 years when the US is only 250" I am so sick of sharing the internet with dipshits

Alexa Demie, Zendaya, Hunter Schafer and Maude Apatow for Cassie & Nate’s wedding in ‘EUPHORIA.’

celebrating our kickball multi-team winery trip this Saturday by drinking rosé on the porch tonight

They think you're stupid.

@washingtonpost.com your editorial board is such a joke now. just gagging on the balls of corporations and GOP.

one of my favorite coworkers (hilarious midwestern wine mom) put in her 2 week notice today and I am DISTRAUGHT 😭

other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

broke up with my therapist, maybe the next one will actually want to listen to what I say and give feedback lmao

overstimulated at the Lowe’s garden center

every day I’m grateful we moved to an established neighborhood that’s been so wonderful and welcoming 😭

Stewart said support @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social for mayor!

hit the pen before my haircut. staring in this mirror like

it’s looking like a very plausible outcome that we get progressive YIMBY mayors in New York (Zohran), Seattle (Wilson), Los Angeles (@nithyaforthecity.bsky.social) and DC (@janeese4dc.bsky.social) next year

bluesky image compression will destroy this but. wow. views of home from Artemis II. 😍😍😍

GOP actually stands for “Grand Old Pedophiles”

obsessed with the flowers at the Lowe’s garden center, I am no better than a bee

turns out exercising regularly, eating healthier, and not drinking alcohol do wonders for my physical and mental health. flabbergasted.

TSA will be funded by the end of the week lmao

shout out to all the hot dads we saw today