Is it too early to go to bed?

No one at the office knows I’m participating in thong thursday

Gay powers restored

Two more days let’s go

Marked safe from being a survivor watcher (hope the bloomfies are enjoying)

Just ate the spaghetti with meatballs that heals you and the garlic bread that validates your feelings and tells you it’s okay

Might have posted on alt

farfetch'd:

This awful terrible no good day needs to end already

I need a nap

when he’s cute kind smart and hot >>>

omfg I thought today was Thursday until about 5 mins ago, excuse me while I kms

oomfie is back again..can’t keep a bad bitch down

Come back again and wake me up at about half past May.

A friend in an alleyway

bloomfie got suspended (AGAIN 😠) 😔

fixed it!

I did not go blonde for anyone wondering

Hair cuttage commencing

Need boy pit 😩

Shred guy came by the office today and he was fine shit

This country really is a toilet with a flaming pile of shit in it

Me forgetting to reply to people but it’s been awhile now so I’m like. Lolll

Being an unreliable narrator of my own life (lying about getting any errands done after work 😌)

men aren’t having their pants pulled down to reveal heart-patterned boxers and shielding their crotch in a flushed bout of embarrassment like they used to

Thong Thursday kinda calling my name this week

More of you need to participate in towel Tuesday, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

But what if I pulled a tom blythe peacekeeper 🥴

good day

That back to work after a long weekend vibe

bsky dot com

Wow they have post notifs on here 😯

hey oomf *grabs you like Bowser in Mario 64 and spins you around*

Goodnight little cuties in my phone 😚😴

los gatos are deeply intrigued by the new lamp

Appt set tomorrow, watch this space

Bday coming up soon, might have to post something to celebrate

If he wears glasses he's a slut, I don't make the rules

When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.

breaking news, @pvrplewooper.bsky.social not purple nor a Wooper! You won’t believe the true story, follow for the full reveal tonight at 10. xoxo, gossip sky

Cmon, skeet more, I need new funny little text things to like

who let this happen (monday)?

Currently being bullied for being short 😔

repost this to slap my ass.

yet another work week….

Who fast forwarded the weekend?!

Just remembered I have a dr appt tomorrow so I’m leaving early and only have half a day 😌

This is outrageous. It’s just pure largesse for the president’s family, cronies, and street thugs. The corruption is mind-blowing.