Had to update with a hat for dinner

Fine here yall go

oomfie said I should watch beyblade with his kid; when I catch him

This intro to ZA is so long for no reason. No I don’t need you to tell me how a pokemon center works; we fucking know!!

Wearing new (to me) dad fit and everyone in the office loves it ☺️

How I arrived to 2026.

Trying to decide what my first song of 2026 should be

That night Frog and Toad were both happy.

MOTHER LOOKIN AT ME TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE YES IVE LOST MY MIND DADDY LOOKIN AT ME WILL I EVER BE FREE HAVE I CROSSED THE LINE ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD

Alright, Bruno and I are headed nighty night. Everyone stay safe, have fun, and happy new year 🎆

Just girly tings

New year new me (worse)

The office was a shit show today: people ripping up checks, others trying to have the supervisor arrested, and others having their vodka fall out of their wheelchair while the police are there

In 2026 I will be more of the same

If someone has the screening thing on their phone that says “if you leave your name and a brief message I’ll see if their available”, I just hang up lol

my new year's resolution is to become even more evil and beautiful

Shoot me if you want but there is something about the lotr trilogy that is such a slog fest to me but I have no problem sitting through the hobbit trilogy

Hope adele has seen the benson boone covers, that man can sing idc

Thought I had a shiny tepig but nope

Got it!! And no it didn’t have to to with changing the tv or switch settings before anyone asks

So apparently can’t play my switch 2 on tv cuz the aspect ratio and sound is fucked up 😒

Attending a wedding in February so have very little time to get snatched

Stopping by the local game store on the way home, anyone need anything

Need start shit with oomfies

Yall might get another music lyric post today cuz I like conscious too much

NOW WE’RE FAR APART, IN AND OUT OF TOUCH AND THE WORDS DONT MEAN AS MUCH SO I SIT ACROSS FROM SOMEONE NEW BUT THEY DONT COMPARE TO YOU

Then found some diamond, which I almost lost to a creeper BUT I got it back 😌

hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx

So was mining and FELL IN A CAVE, but luckily it wasn’t far so didn’t die. I did find the warden location though (big yikes ran away).

Scott hunter was on schitts creek!?!

Hate logging in and seeing deleted account. Like no besties don’t leave 😢

Inspired to play minecraft on survival mode. Wish me luck 😬

Rich ppl calling their bougie lake houses “cottages” is a phenomenon that must be stopped, like you are not a medieval peasant 😭

Look like a bum and I’m blaming it on my busted finger and the fact that I haven’t had to leave my apartment since Wednesday

my 2026 resolution is to be a star hockey player in a sexually tense back and forth with a rival and have our eyes meet from across the dance floor of a club while “all the things she says” plays in the background

oomf bullying me 😔

Took the stitches out a little early but we put some liquid bandaid on there and called it a day 😝

WHAT IF WHAT IF WE START TO DRIVE WHAT IF WHAT IF WE CLOSE OUR EYES WHAT IF WE’RE SPEEDING THROUGH RED LIGHTS INTO PARADISE CAUSE WE’VE GOT NO TIME FOR GETTING OLD MORTAL BODIES TIMELESS SOULS CROSS YOUR FINGERS HERE WE GO

Get me to God’s country - the cottage

boutta catch me a 6’ 3” hockey baddie

Kris Jenner works hard but Yuna Hollander works harder

Just realized the kingdoms in black clover are named after card types

Little update on the finger: healing nicely, supposed to go back next week to get stitches removed but might just do that myself

Brb time to nap with my puppy

Scott and Shane doing all this yearning to come out; they should’ve just got a dog

so freakin GEEKED rn 😆

Already shazamed a song

For posterity sake Troye held my hand and sang to me