Production had $5 and a dream…and it WORKS

Hoodwinked is such a top tier movie idc what rotten tomatoes says

Gettin crawfish tonight 😋

This economy is 🗑️

Alright Boston, you will be seeing me later this year 🙂‍↕️

pokemon tcgpocket has the absolute worst rng 😒

Awake and haggard but at least I have my whimsy to get me thru the day!!

Can I retire yet

GIMMIGHOUL

Greedant reminds of sookie st james 🤭 such a cutie

Also I was hoping that fidough or dachsbun would teach me how to make the bread oven considering they’re MADE OUT OF BREAD

Now I’m getting their whole life story 🙄

Okay torkoal just pissed me off, putting him far away so I never have to see him again

Chemical plant blew up woo hoo 😒

The next Pokemon game needs to subvert the fairy type stereotype and give us a really buff person as the gym leader

Work shared spaces are interesting because why are you putting a water bottle in the middle of the fridge instead of the door

Love misty vs ash, they were so sassy 🤭

"you're hot" shut up and take them pants off pretty boy

There’s something very camp about the phrase “surely, you jest” and we should bring it back

season finale

We’re about to have another sunny day with 60 degree weather, how can I inject this beautiful day into my veinssss

i just love a sunset

So my oddish and magikarp are besties 🥹

Who’s your favorite underrated p*rn star? I’ll start: ash taylor

Plans with friends got cancelled but you know what didn’t get cancelled, that leave request 😝

Struggling this morning 🫩 can’t wait to crawl into bed after lunch

I’m so comfy the evils of the world won’t reach me

Please don’t tie me up and place me comfortably in bed on a nice pillow in a slightly cold room and cover me with a blanket then dim the lights and have me stay there for a 2 hour morning nap

and we still commemorate it as the times B.C. (Before Crash)

Kind of need to be put into a medically induced coma just because

5 hours later…

Good morning! It’s cold again.

I SHOULD’VE KNOWN BETTER BUT THE LIQUOR GOT ME THINKING I MISS YA I SHOULD’VE TAKEN TWO STEPS BACK, BUT I WANTED TO KISS YA AND EVERY TIME YOU FLASH THOSE EYES YOU MAKE ME REMINISCE YA YOU’RE LOOKING FINE, BUT ID BE LYING, IF I SAID I WANTED YOU BACK

Professor elm funny as fuck boiii

Johto journeys starting off with a suicune encounter, they ate with that

This is dangerous information to have (immediately creates tab group “wanking”)

Ready to go home and play pokopia

Could literally sleep for 24 hours

Love when the bluesky gays wake up the twitter selfie prompts 🤭

Mmmm the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning ☕️ ☕️

Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #WomensArt

Mean Girls but with the Death Note

mornings are for coffee and contemplation

Who else is in the horrible sleep club this week? 🫩

Might have to jump on the pokopia bandwagon

oh to live a day in his shoes

Frieren is my GOAT

break time :)