Just saw someone get maced by police from my window so that's nice

I typo'd mood as "mude" and yknow what? Mude.

me using git:

Still don't really know what to say to compliments

Shoot done, and now, I nap

Nothing says "I need to get out more" like not noticing there's been tube strikes

Got like 4 hours sleep for some reason so if anyone needs me I'll be quietly suspecting everyone hates me

Trying to train instagram by closing the app every time it unexpectedly blares some audio at me, but i've been doing if for years and it's still not realised to stfu

Having to get up early on a Sunday morning and spend an hour on a bus to get a ROOT CANAL is a special kind of cursed

Friday again is it 😮‍💨

Excited for catalyst 4-peice on all my wow characters tomorrow 🤓

Endless cycle

Ok some thoughts about Hungary. I think an underreported aspect of the outgoing Hungarian government is the sheer scale of corruption. I know it’s tempting to see this result as the beginning of a wave of European ideological realignment, but that doesn’t quite ring true imo. 1/n

*happy politics skeet*

Dentist STILL hasn't gotten back to me to schedule my root canal so I'm angrily eating chocolate, which I'm sure is fine

The temperature today is going to be somewhere between 24 and 8 😵‍💫

Hail Mary was pretty good tbf. Apart from the bit when someone tripped and fell on my head

Honestly surprised with how much I've been loving SNLUK, still not gotten the hang of seeing it on a saturday though

forgot the most important of the genre

"Zoosha, her eyes enormous" is so Tamarian coded

Having to do rehab stability exercises, that'll learn me for mostly ignoring shoulders during workouts my entire life

Happy international liars day

Apparently if I want find time to listen to a new album I need to put it on my daily todo list now ffs Still Robyn✅, Slayyyter✅, what else am I behind on?

It's a yoga in a sunbeam kinda morning 🥹

The way Galaxy Quest holds up better than most of the films it parodied should be studied

Anyone else having the kind of day where their "get up and go" has got up and went? 🫠

Home after my holiday and coming to terms with the fact that I've drank enough for 3 months in the last 2 weeks 😵

Cause of death: Spanish measures 💀💀💀

Just realised I have over a hundred podcast episodes downloaded waiting for me to listen to them. It's like a book pile of shame but 100 tall.

Threesomes, what a concept!

I'm in Sitges and I've had maybe the best meal of my LIFE. So many cute little tapas things. With idk like 3 kinds of wine. Maybe things are gonna be ok after all???

Off to an emergency dental appointment wish me luck chat 🥲

Clocks change in 3 weeks though!!!!!!11one

Can it get a bit warmer now please, I've had about enough of cold yoga

Some more shots from an incredibly fun shoot with the lovely @lightbydan.com

Good morning

I'm fed up of the Green transition being seen as some crank left wing thing when energy independence from imported fossil fuels is the *only* thing that keeps our energy sovereign and unaffected by Russian aggression and wars in the middle east. The last 5 years have proven that point so clearly

Some shots from an incredibly fun shoot from a couple of years ago with @lightbydan.com

Why is it always Everything Bagels and never Everything Pizzas? There's a lot more room on a pizza!

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

I have the flat to myself this weekend and I'm so excited to double down on being a wierd little guy for two whole days

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

I guess this is that consistency they keep talking about

Omg it's so sunny and balmy right now 🥹

2 days and 5 hours til the early access for the new world of warcraft expansion!!! (I'll be in bed, but still)

I need a phone with a physical switch on the side that turns Do Not Disturb on and off

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

Apparently my task this evening is going through my phone and deleting dozens of boring thirst traps