Thanks I hate it

Doctors hate this one weird trick to turn the Sunday scaries into Sunday sleepies! (It's going to bed)

me when I’m a dad:

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Wild West (repost)

I've done about half the set-up so it's time for a pre shoot nap 😌

Inspired by the funeral yesterday to be kinder, braver, more curious and generally a better person, though feeling kinda guilty that I even have that opportunity. Gratitude and grief!!!

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I always struggle to spell "oven" because it rhymes with "govan" 🥲

Needed a relaxing day so I've been doing work, chores and life admin all day long 🙃 Forcing myself into a hot bath so I stoppppppp

Maybe abs on a middle aged man is just against gods plan

Mandatory age verification and the banning modern public towns squares for young people is, and forever will be, governmental and societal abdication of responsibility so that those in charge don't actually have to dare hold big tech accountable for the very real public harm they can foster.

This weekend I've walked 40k steps and had proper 1-on-1 catch ups with three old friends and I feel RESTORED (if also quite sleepy)

Also, this sign at Vienna pride which, honestly, fair.

The He Man film is SO camp, SO fun, would reccomend

If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days. A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years. But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.

"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

Closed my company without realising that HMRC owed it a bunch of tax refunds excuse me I'm just going to crawl into a hole for a bit 🫠

What's up, chat! Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update. This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.

after a few days of vibe coding I did something by hand and had the honest thought "oh wow it's so much easier to know wtf is going on when you do it yourself" 😅💀

Alright well maybe having to spend £1500 on one (1) tooth will teach me to go to the dentist more often 🥲

I was today years old when I realised the Hai sí ja! bit was yes yes yes rather than just kung fu noises.

Please Use AI

Muna and haute&freddy playing on the same night in november arhg

It's not even ten and I'm so so sleepy already :(

Doctors hate this one weird trick to turn the Sunday scaries into Sunday sleepies! (It's going to bed)

Good afternoon

8/365 RESONANCE An ongoing audiovisual collaboration between Eiv Hansen and composer Samuel Owen. Ethereal environments collide with feelings of cosmic scale, isolation and instability. This is the beginning of a much larger body of work. #composer #audiovisual #laser #musicproduction

The idea English identity is confined to ethnicity & ancestry is more niche than abolishing monarchy/joining Euro But media elites skew & overcompensate to an imaginary caricature of public = weird assymetry: venerate niches on right as 'authentic' but would lecture progressives about median voter

Ok sure I slept 9 hours but AT WHAT COST

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

Not Giles 😭

When a friend or fond acquaintance that I've not spoken to for a while says or does something nice for me I feel shocked, and then feel shocked at how shocked I feel, like "Oh wow you really just think everyone hates you don't you coolcoolcool"

This is real btw

Second half of Critical Role C4E27 where Brennan plays a string of Freekylilguys is genius I love it

WoW and cooking have both lost their allure, time to roll the dice and find out what my personality is going to be for the next 3 months 🙃

Hoopla tickets are EXPENSIVE no wonder they're on sale so soon they want you to forget how much they cost by next year

Note to self must stop drinking beer. Or at least pints.

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

Apropos of nothing is there a script or service yet that will go and delete all your old skeets or likes?

Freaking out slightly because my BF fainted and fell so hard on his elbow that it somehow broke the wiring for the overhead lights in the room below 🙃

I LOVE GRAPH

Is it *always* immoral to wish death on vuvuzela players?

Extremely ill-mannered of this weekend to only have two days in it imo

It was too hot in my bedroom late last night so I decided to take the duvet out of its cover in the dark. Apparently this caused a lot of static, too small to feel, but I could see a tiny lightning storm in the duvet fluff which was kind of amazing

Waitress accidentally gave me two mains instead of a starter and a main and it was delicious but now I'm so full 😭

fr tho