Once again petitioning for 60 min drag episodes plz don’t hate me

Checking Bluesky at the end of the day

haven’t filed my taxes yet

I won the gay kickball game for us today does that make me a jock

carl bismark

Split the taint of my scrubs today 🍑

she (me) came ready to eat (2 cheeseburgers) big girl (me)

survived Easter

lonely with a capital H

Craving a FF run

Pretending to care about a coworker’s kids should be part of every school curriculum

Chex mix but it’s oops all Chex and toasts

always keep ‘em guessin

Pretty girls walk like this Pretty girls talk like this Couple chrome plates on wrist I mean, who else do you know put it on like this?

Flight attendant asked me to move to the back of the plane to help “redistribute the weight”

Evil DJ Sammy: We’re in HELL

Boarding the Carly Rae Jepsen 900

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California boys or whatever Katy Perry said

When I say gas prices are high, this is what I mean

legs go all the way up

panic! in the waymo

freaking out in the Waymo

I heard you know this move too

Charneigh XCX

My sister broke up with her cop boyfriend so now she’s accidentally ACAB

wonder if these scrubs are still sterile

Pink Pantheress and Minnie Mouse beefing helped get me out of bed this morning

Anyways one thing led to another and now I have Hilary Duff tickets

Day off started with diarrhea xoxo 🫶🏼✨

I’ve thought about it a lot For lent this year I’ve decided that I’m going to try giving up

I just need to see Benson Boone’s cock so I can move on with my life please

I think 2026 is the year Bebe Rexha gets out of the asylum

Do I provoke you with my (bleach and) tone of innocence?

I wonder what Sanjaya is up to

dying for you by charli xcx

Republicans:

What are you even supposed to do when he’s hot AND has a huge bulge in his scrubs

Benito texting Gaga before the show last night

I’ve had wine and I’m fighting with nurses on Facebook

Ok Gaga in a mortgage commercial, the halftime show, AND singing with Jigglypuff the Super Bowl is so fucking gay

At least my mortgage company that sucks me dry every month is woke

Trying to grow out my hair

What show am I starting tonight

Does anyone else think global warming is a good thing? I love lady gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

most Americans don’t have maps

why am I giddy for the Grammys tomorrow

The way I’m riding Love Island Rob until all of our wheels fall off

Zaralina Larssington

Tree of Life // 2026