Not me just finding out why Bill Clinton is trending

As a former MS and HS band director from the South… If I never hear about Drum Corps again, it’s too damned soon. Same goes for Grand Nationals.

Love when I get down on the ground and my dogs get so excited, like “Dad, you came down to see me!” 😭

I am convinced that Chicago has the hottest men in the US

Making obscene noises in the bathroom, but it’s just me stretching near the heater because I’m in my mid-30’s and my back and neck hurt

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

hiiiiii

Why is two pillows too much but one is not enough?

Okay so this is aging well. With the House back in session, they’re having to resume business. Today was particularly entertaining.

Epstein files email leak AND Katie Wilson taking a substantial lead/all but being declared Mayor in Seattle?

Heated blanket > space heater

The fact that this has been one of the best years in recent memory for pop music banger after pop music banger is a Recession Indicator™️

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.

Backshots and affirmations ✨

🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

Every now and then I’m reminded that the owners of In-N-Out Burger are MAGA 🥺

isn’t every day on bluesky national underwear day

Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time

Cozy time

Lol at this selfie from my first few months in North Dakota, around October 2019. Little did I know that my life was about to change with a huge breakup, and then Covid. The upside is that I was a few months away from meeting one of my best friends, and then meeting my now husband. Wild.

Try to do my part and support local coffee shops and not Starbucks, but tell me why a latte and a pastry at my favorite cafe by work costs $16.50?!

So fucking tired of AI being shoved down our throats in every tech product we use. And opting out is now starting to mean a massive use of the functionality that worked before they pushed AI. It’s so fucking exhausting y’all.

It’s only Tuesday

I’m still pretty upset about the Senate Dems caving last night, but after reading Heather Cox Richardson’s latest Letters to America, I’m less so. I’m as skeptical as everyone else is, but I’m also really interested to see how the dominoes fall here. Still mad, but how a little hopeful.

Music/arts/creative friends - what do you do when you’re in a rut? I feel like I just don’t have creativity or inspiration right now, and I have some big deadlines coming up to make things happen. I just can’t connect to my art right now, feels like a block.

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has taken a narrow lead in the Seattle mayor race.

Hi please tell me I’m pretty even if it’s not true thank you for your attention to this matter

This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

I know many of us are tired, scared & angry. When you can, if you can, channel that into doing what you can to help. Every day it's more clear the only ones who are going to save us ... are us. Whenever you start to say "people should do x," it's you. You're "people." We're "people." It's just us.

Well, the good news is that tonight has killed “vote blue no matter who” for good 🙄

In other news, I’m getting gloriously high and listening to Abracadabra on repeat and dancing around my house because I accidentally napped earlier and now I have the zoomies

And there it is...

Now I really don’t feel bad for giving the Democratic Party any of my money last year. What a fucking joke.

Trying to get my flu and Covid shots and there are so many people OPEN MOUTH COUGHING AND NOT MAKING ANY ATTEMPT TO STOP SPREADING GERMS

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

For as progressive as Seattle and WA state are portrayed as, we certainly get some really lukewarm politicians elected (looking at you Harrell and Cantwell)

Do you think all Five Guys explored each others’ bodies? Maybe just two of the five?

Convinced that I have ADHD because when I actually lock in and take my meds and can actually focus I become Olivia Pope and am very direct and get shit done and show receipts when people piss me off.

Modern Life (digital, 2025)

So it turns out if you work out consistently, especially with weights, that your biceps get bigger and start showing up more 👀

lana del rey’s eleventh studio album:

The vibe of Bluesky some days

Watching people get smug after elections yesterday, as if the toddler in chief and his bootlickers aren’t going to retaliate

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Okay, but like, anyone else actually tearing up? It’s been a miserable fucking year since the general election last year. Things aren’t going to get better overnight, but there hope again?

So has Debra Messing exploded into a cloud of locusts yet, or is that tomorrow on Instagram Live?

HELL YEAH NYC!!!

The sexiest thing you can do today is… VOTE!!!