Holy fuck my husband is hot.

At the airport. Gummy hit right when I was ordering coffee. They were BLASTING Akon bangers. Fire alarm started going off.

Let’s normalize staring at people having conversations on speakerphone this year

In 2025 we did not thrive But in 2026 we’ll see lots of dicks

I gotta get off fitness Instagram man

👏👏👏

She ate with the All By Myself cover too.

I will literally not respond to text and calls but will reveal my traumas and show ass on Al Gore’s internet. (Positive and negative connotation)

I am far to mentally unwell after 2025 and sleep deprived this week to have experienced Heated Rivalry this week 😅

The way this song is now etched into my fucking brain. 😭🎶

Me: finally gets into a groove working out My body: wouldn’t it suck if you got crippling insomnia Guess I’m just gonna be chunky 4 ever, y’all 😅😭

Okay, so what’s another good gay show to watch?

I FORGOT ABOUT KELLY CLARKSON COVERING ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

My great-uncle was a member of the Haitian government in the 70s and 80s and staged several unsuccessful coups.

My IG feed is now just Heated Rivalry and sea lions.

Gotta take advantage of the Golden Hour lighting

Hey all, it’s that time of the year again, my drink and draw event is in need of some fresh blood. Toss me an email with a photo and experience (if any) if you’re interested, DMs seemingly never notify, so keep it to email! [email protected]

Remembering the time in college that I was making out with someone, and when his pants came off he said “oh, that’s my pp”

Basically I need to live near water and where it doesn’t get too hot. Also, WA and MN are my faves.

Sorry for finding your instagram page and liking every single photo from the past four years

The guy that plays Kip in HR looks like a guy I dated off and on in college that I let ruin my life a bit, but he was DELIGHTFUL in bed and so I put up with him 🙈

Straight men ™️ will do anything to avoid washing their asses and going to therapy

May be time to re-watch Please Like Me, if I can find it on a streaming service in the US.

I need for IG to stop pushing me Heated Rivalry content because I need a break from all of the emotions this series has put me through the last few days lol

Last HR skeet for the night. Whoever the intimacy coordinators are need to be given an award. Holy smokes.

Chat, this show has wrecked me 💔

“Does it fucking kill you too?” Fuck.

François Arnaud should have played Oliver in Call Me By Your Name.

Gonna watch episode 6 again. I need the dopamine hit.

I cannot stop thinking about it. Oh my god.

He’s a 10/10, treats you right, and texts back, but he looks you dead in the eyes in bed and says “whoopsie do, here comes my goo”

The mountains are fucking OUT today in Seattle 💚🌲🏔️

I would like thank all the therapists, including my own, who will be spending the upcoming few months cleaning up the fallout from heated rivalry

Heated Rivalry, S1 E6 is the most beautiful episode of television I have ever seen in my entire life.

HE GAVE THAT WHOLE DAMNED MONOLOGUE IN RUSSIAN HOLY FUCK

This cannot be the same brain I got an advanced degree with

At no point tonight have I picked the correct utensil for the task at hand while cooking 🙄🙄🙄

Thinking about gay stuff

Heated Rivalry is gonna live in my mind and my heart for a while. Just wow. Fortunate to live in a time with more queer representation than we had 20 years ago, but I will never not get emotional seeing it.

In a 12 mile round trip errand, I was cut off by three separate Teslas.

God bless Canada 🇨🇦

How will you enter 2026? Me:

Heated Rivalry really said - let’s find the HOTTEST people on Earth and put them all un the same show

About to watch the boy aquarium show

Having a solo coffee date with myself. Leaving the house. Depression and SAD are powerful forces, y’all.

No, I have not seen HR yet. Am reading the books though! Yes, I plan to in the next few weeks.

I haven’t left the house, other than to walk the dogs, since Monday morning. Oof.😅

I will always, always cry at supportive parents of queer children. And even if that’s not the experience many of us were lucky to have, it’s so fucking important to see.

STORY TIME 😂😅📖🫖

May have stayed up late reading the first of the Gay Hockey Romance™️ books