Taking a little social media hiatus. See y’all in a bit ✌️

My neck, my back… …my pizza and my snacks

delete your tiktoks my content addicted friends

It’s chilly and feeling like fall, and my dogs are extra snuggly 🥰

Rewatching Golden Girls and forgot about Dorothy’s son 👀👀👀

This tastes like what I would imagine Pine Sol tastes like

When the person posting a nude is hot, but they used the big overhead (homophobic) light™️ as opposed to ambient lighting

Wishing my wonderful man a happy birthday. I married the kindest, most gentle soul. My country boy that loves animals, loves nature, and just wants to have a happy, cozy life together. I hit the jackpot, y’all 💙

Those of you cancelling streaming subscriptions from big corporations - consider supporting your local public radio/TV station! They lose federal funding on 10/1 and many, especially PBS stations, have streaming platforms (Passport) with lots of great, thoughtful content!

The building next to mine just exploded

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Deluding myself by listening to this on repeat and having a dance party while I do chores

Chief of staff. Gotta be the gay with the clipboard and make sure everything is running and people are taken care of.

Local witches in my area?

When I say I love Seattle, it’s because we are unapologetically unserious while being dead serious

Vibes are not great today. Therapy tonight, thankfully. Hate feeling like things are so bleak.

Survived another day in the Greatest Country on Earth™️

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Yeah so now is the time for every wealthy and prominent celebrity with any medium-large following to speak the fuck out. Every single one. Make it loud and uncomfortable.

I really hate that my two best friends live so far away from me because I really need a night where I just chill, unclench, talk shit, spill tea, and watch trash TV 😭

Juuuust sent this to two very specific friends

Survived another day in the Greatest Country on Earth™️

Imagine getting high at the Golden Girls’ house and you just yap with the ladies and then suddenly they bust out a cheesecake

Tuesday update: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😮‍💨AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, so one of my friends on here got threatened with being doxxed and made the decision to delete their accounts. Just a reminder to be careful on this very open, public platform.

Vibes aren’t great this month.

Really don’t know how this is the same brain I used to get my masters degree 😅😭

Wild how I look at guys with my exact same body type and think they’re hot AF, but when I look in the mirror I feel gross 😵‍💫🫩

The best part of the colder mornings is that my dogs want to snuggle even more 🥰

The world if society decided that not everything needed to have “shareholder value”

Amazing that I live in a city known for its coffee and it takes an act of god and a PI to find a cafe open after 2pm on a Sunday that’s not Starbucks 🙄🙄🙄

Delete your X account. You don’t need it.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Guys (gender neutral) if being on social media is screwing up your mental health then don’t be on social media If it’s screwing up your mental health but you can’t *not* be on social media then mute keywords and only use lists you’ve made of mutuals/accounts that don’t activate the bad feelings

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

“This pic went crazy on the bad place” ok but you just told me you’re still on twitter so whether the pic is good or not you’re getting blocked

It would be cool if Americans across the political spectrum could at least agree that nobody wants to live in a country where it’s possible for a hateful, irony-poisoned, hyper-online person to obtain an object that allows them to explode your neck from 200 yards away

Mood.

Same…I love y’all so much 💙

Should I splurge and get a fancy supportive travel pillow? 11 hour flight next month…can never sleep on planes, even with meds. What’s a traveler to do? 😅😬

My gut feeling is that Pritzker has a queer person advising him on his speeches.

Having a bunch of cis men run it for years hasn’t exactly worked out so let’s try something new

Who can come hold my hand and help me get a spreadsheet setup? Using Google Sheets and even with searching for the formula and answers I need online I still can’t get it to work 😵‍💫😭

I knew it was time to stop studying and go to bed last night when…

What a time to be re-watching Scandal 😵‍💫

I know it’s time for me to go to bed when the UK bloomfies start posting (yay time zones).