If your Lyft driver is listening to an intense sermon and it’s making you uncomfortable, do you show that in the star rating? Don’t wanna impact someone’s livelihood but it’s not appropriate.

Update: absolutely demolished a Shake Shack chicken sandwich.

Did the very Adderall thing where I forgot to eat all day. Oops.

Sleep-deprived, but the sunshine and warm weather are making me feel tingly

Los Angeles, I am in you…or whatever the gays say when they travel

This is Stinky and Binky. Their human jokingly started offering ad space on their backs, but then people actually started buying spots. Good thing Binky is running a special. 14/10 for both (TT: toocutelabs)

So you bought the gas guzzling six figure monster truck to own the libs and their mileage standards and now you're crying because gas is $4 a gallon?!?

Two good boys

Okay so like if a cute, furry man with a nice bush and stubble or facial hair wanted to make out and/or let me pull their hair and maybe even breed them, I’d be totally down for that today, ya know? YA KNOW?

I (don’t) judge you by what kind of car you drive (unless it’s a Tesla) because everyone has different life circumstances (you’re clearly clueless about the company you supported with a major purchase).

A thirst trap a day keeps the anxiety away (It does not, but it’s still fun)

Ugh I’m just going away for a few days but the anxiety of traveling right now compounded with how bleak, unpredictable, and terrifying the world is right now is really eating at me.

Hey Siri, play Neon Moon by Brooks & Dunn

I have a timpani joke, it's a real banger, hang on, lemme just [tunes pointlessly for seven hours]

Did anyone else have a crush on Android 17 or was that just me? 😅

Me to all my gay internet boyfriends on here

I really REALLY fucking hate posts that go “X bad thing is happening, and nobody cares.” WE ARE ALL OVERSTIMULATED AND OVERWHELMED AND THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING AT ONCE SIMULTANEOUSLY. Stop guilting people for not knowing.

If I never hear the phrase “tongue punch your fart box” again in this lifetime, it will STILL be too soon

Hey Siri, play Neon Moon by Brooks & Dunn

Can confirm, am wearing green today

Something something about wearing green but here’s my part Irish mixed self in actual Ireland

I swear, the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd 🤓

Just got to the end of Schitt’s Creek and the thing that absolutely got me is that we will never see the Rose family together again 😭😭😭

I LOVEEEE when you follow a fellow gay and get added to their CF 🟢 on insta 🥹 Instant serotonin honestly! Like lemme see those booty’s and bulges please 😌 (Insta is scottyriot for reference hehe)

Posted a pic to instagram and realized that it’s so much of a close up that you can see that I need to trim my nose hairs 🥲🤣🙃🫠😅💀

Lexapro is nice but also sometimes you just need to cry and you can’t

So lost and don’t even know where to begin with work today (yay burnout) so I’m just gonna keep scrolling and liking cute pictures of cute boys

Love how everyone (laypeople on social media I haven’t deleted yet) are complaining about weather whiplash and it’s like, yeah babe, that’s climate change, the thing you have been saying doesn’t exist 🙃

I’m dipping nuggets in sauces you’ve never even dreamed of 💅

Assertive Dom Chokes Strait (CNN)

Ah yes, nothing like the existential dread and crushing despair of the times to keep you awake in bed unable to sleep 🫠

Traumatized him. (Brushed him because he’s shedding and has a bunch of loose hair on him)

Whyyyyyyy are men’s butts so nice?

Tell me why I'm getting facebook ads for a fuckin tactical bassoon

Accidentally sent a pic of my bush with a silly caption to a straight male friend, and he reacted with a laugh emoji 😅

Trimmed up downstairs earlier, forgot, and then went to go pee and had a jump scare because I though I looked like the naked mole rat from Kim Possible

Do we think this is a two-step or a “let me see that one-two step” situation?

Has anyone flown out of SEA lately? What’s the security line situation? I have a flight Thursday night and am trying to gauge how much time I need to allow for getting through TSA 🥲

Did you ever pump and munch at the Pump n Munch?

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This is the most snow I’ve seen since moving to Seattle three years ago!

Yesterday was my mom’s birthday. I’m no contact with both of my parents, but mom’s birthday always bothers me. I guess I was fine yesterday, but today is a different story. Anyways, here’s a picture of a teeny tiny J and his parents some time in mid-1991.

Let’s have a spa night (lobotomy)

Me flirting: I wanna knock the Mario coins out of you 😅

Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s a lot nicer to cry in a car with heated seats than not

So wearing a turtleneck feels like a power move

Who wants to come be my human weighted blanket while I nap?

Someone bring me coffee in bed please? 🥹

Story time ⬇️

First day back at work after four days off and I’m (not) excited to share that I am, indeed, STILL very burnt out