Me as I get older

I so badly want to be a Hot Person™️ but I stay being a hungry boy.

Real talk: How do you not “bring work home” with you after your workday? Bonus points if you’re neurodivergent/AuADHD. The stress of my job is actively making me sick, and the job market sucks. Need help until I can find something different.

Just saw someone refer to problematic white folks as “Flour Rangers” and I’m now adopting this into my vocabulary

The source and solution to my anxiety

why the max pressure turbo button worn out on my bidet remote?

Sometimes my intrusive thoughts are the scene in Heated Rivalry when Ilya drags the chair across the hotel room to watch Shane

Overheard in Seattle - “Pride month is over, give that pooper a break”

Me dreading working today - “I can’t lock in anymore, y’all. I’m locked out.”

Prokofiev really popped all the way off with his flute sonata

Be my friend because then you get texts from me that say “thank God no one gets pregnant from butt stuff.”

White people must be stopped. The caucasity of it all.

Louder for the people in the back…

Treating myself (going to bed early and cozying up in bed with my man and our dog and reading my cute little smutty gay book)

Feeling good about myself after a major mental health scare last week. Still re-adjusting how I’m talking to myself. Anyways, be a good neighbor and friend today and tell someone you love them 💙

Fun being back on here, but it’s a lot harder to dissociate from The Horrors™️

I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

Chicago bloomfs - I’ll be in your city for work next week, if anyone wants to grab coffee or a drink! 🙂

First time in the office in two weeks. My face says it all.

Friendships are weird sometimes/ often times. (Positive)

One of us had explosive diarrhea outside on the grass. One of us is stoned and traumatized.

I *should* go to bed, but instead I’m going to play The Sims 💅

So glad we have all decided that we’re growing out our bushes this summer. Very glad.

Do I get stoned or do I go for a run?

Making up for lost time with some selfies. Who wants to make out in the golden hour lighting?

Feeling annoyed. Might need validation from gay men on the internet.

Whoever says Classical Music (Western Art Music) is boring has never heard Arturo Márquez’s Danzon no. 2. This banger has me throwing ass in ways that my half white ancestry never intended (positive connotation)

The Chili’s at SEA airport is now open. Happy Pride Month.

The vibes lately

I hope Binyah Binyah is having a good day

For anyone else with complex parental relationships or anything of the sort - posting in solidarity with you today

I’m either in kahoots with you or I’m in kahoots against you

I say this lovingly, but based on some of the things I’m seeing today, some of y’all need to go have an IRL conversation with an IRL friend soon 😬

Idk how y’all be liking socks so much because I truly cannot WAIT to take mine off when I get home.

It’s May and I’m still wearing sweaters and I absolutely love that about living up north 😍

It’s just so cute when dogs show their little teefs 😍

DIET COKE SHORTAGE?! Watch this be the thing that radicalizes everyone.

Cascadia when? 👀

Still am.

Imagine living in the house from Call Me By Your Name and just smoking naked all the time ✨

Hey so uh asking for a friend but is it normal to just sit at your desk and sob for an hour because work has gotten out of control?

Do you know how many problems it would solve for me if I could fly around on a broom?

You up?

Hey.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

We should fuck around and start putting the cocaine back in Coca Cola

Brahms, man…😮‍💨🎶

Don’t love that the 7 eleven across the street from me was robbed at gunpoint last night 😱

I’ve flown 6200 miles in the last two weeks. Grateful that I can afford to travel, but I’M TIRED y’all.

Why do all the older white men in Santa Barbara look like RFK jr?