any dj at a gay club that goes a single day without playing some version of all the things she said is doing a bad job atp

BREAKING: Local Faggot takes a Gay Guy Mirror Selfie™

eh who needs a towel rack?

getting dinner with this boy tomorrow!

Always interesting discovering an old bloomfie has unfollowed and blocked me everywhere with seemingly no explanation 🥴

YEBBA IS DONE WITH HER SECOND ALBUM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

BREAKING: Local Faggot takes a Gay Guy Mirror Selfie™

A fat dick to sit on

Okay this friend just won $1500 on a slot machine so he can find his own boys to kiss 😒

I’m tired of everybody crying and pissing their pants about not having media in DMs or private accounts. Obviously I want those things, but I also know that bluesky is platforming over 50 million of people, and is run by a couple dozen. The app grew way faster than they ever anticipated.

Alright this friend is in Vegas for his birthday. Are there any tops in Vegas that want to kiss him?

I don’t think we talk about this enough but Kelly Clarkson starting a talk show and being her own music guest every day is top tier cunt

Sitting in a mandatory two hour long company-wide meeting when we are currently absolutely not going to meet our development deadline is sooo

Now more than ever, #HumpDay

who up heating they rivalry

a single thing goes wrong and I unironically say I’m gonna k*** myself but it’s because I’m playing Yoshi’s Island from 2002 on a Gameboy trying to get a perfect score on the last secret level and if I mess something up I have to die on purpose and start over

Shane is giving babygirl and Ilya is giving daddy but Hudson is giving daddy and Connor is giving babygirl and I just think that’s neat

Has Rihanna seen Heated Rivalry? This is of the utmost importance.

Hi I am a little tipsy and just finished the last gay hockey book and I am just now realizing that Shane’s friend Hayden’s daughter’s names are all gemstones: Jade, Ruby, and Amber. His son’s name? Arthur. FuckiNG ARTHUR??!!!

i’m up but i’m not happy about it 😒 #mcm

Should I drive to San Francisco and back in a weekend to go to my friend’s dog’s birthday party?

See a ring, post a ring. 💍 Or two!

It’s really not that hard. We were at a gay club and I just yelled into the crowd “are there any tops that want to kiss this guy?” And it worked 😌💅🏻

Not the weekend already being over.

employees in higher-up positions stop being incompetent as fuck challenge (impossible)

got my friend laid last night and he called me his fairy cock mother

okay I kissed a boy at the club and got his number and I am lowkey smitten watch this space

just remembered that when I was high last night I made cookies from scratch with no recipe and they turned out pretty darn good

midnight sun on repeat!

hey does someone wanna come over and look at me like this

Sometimes you just gotta type out a draft skeet that would get you put on a watchlist and then delete it

The finished product: “Ribbit For Her Pleasure” 2026, crayon on paper

imagine hating me but I’m just at the lesbian bar coloring a frog

nooo don’t lose faith in humanity your so sexy aha

so when democrats take control of the house after this year’s election, and they continue to not do anything substantial to stop tr*mp from committing war crimes and sending the gestapo out to terrorize and murder civilians, what then?

important message to all bluesky users

Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE.

hey, I’m sure you all know better, but just in case you need to hear it from a licensed and degree-holding healthcare professional - don’t fucking do this.

my parents love a road trip 🥴

How’s this for Testicle Tuesday?

ok but are *these* ones okay……

I am once again considering deleting every thirst trap and nude I have ever posted 🤔

Fuck it’s gonna rain all day and night in San Diego but I wanna go partyyyy