Today doesn't feel very girly pop.

I spent all day at a wedding yesterday where I was the +1 for a bridesmaid, and I was invited to hang out with the girls while they got ready. Before yesterday I knew the bride (barely) and two of the bridesmaids, and now the bride’s entire family wants to adopt me

Just making sure the 🎂 still there… thanks it is!

Haven’t taken nudes in a hot minute so I’m recycling

Throwin it back for this one

Big fan of Wednesdays 🐫

Have some hole for hump day 🥴

Is it Wednesday already?!

airing this badonkadonk outside on this blessed #humpday

I’ve been bloomfs with my ex for a while (he was the reason I joined bluesky and things ended amicably), but I just found out he went back to twitter 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 bye bitch

You still going to Coachella when it’s still actively funding anti LGBT legislation???

The best thing I’ve learned as an adult is that love is endless and that community is everywhere you are kind

Okay they both woke up time to piss them off

I wanna vacuum but my cats are both sleeping so peacefully and I can’t do that to them 😭😭😭

I’m sorry I don’t give a fuck who you are but if I pay to see you perform and you’re playing YouTube videos on stage I will never respect you again. I’m not at Coachella but I’m furious for all the Bieber fans who spent $1000+ to see him. Absolute bullshit and he gets away with it bc he’s a man.

I have never in my life heard news about Hungarian politics but it’s everywhere today and I’m so happy for them

Spring cleaning so deep I just dusted the tops of my ceiling fan blades

“I am NOT a pedophile!!! (no comment on my husband.) Yeah sure we had lots of the same friends and went to the same parties but that doesn’t mean anything and you guys are being so mean to me about it !!!!! Anyway buy my book”

Idk who needs to hear this, but it’s “would’ve” (as in “would have”), not “would of” and you look a fool

All my meetings got canceled today

The girls are fightinggggg

If you don’t know already, figure out who your Rep is, call the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121, state their name, and then leave a message (include your name and address) urging your Rep and their House colleagues to pursue impeachment proceedings

Hey folks. Call your representative and demand they file articles of impeachment. Took me 37 seconds.

Sapphire update: I’m the Champion!

90 minute full body CBD oil massage just saved my life

oh no I’m leaking!! 😧 #mcm

I just know a hydraulic press on my noggin would feel soooo good rn

I am the most fuckable person in this ER waiting room

On day 5 of a migraine and I’m starting to think maybe we should bring trepanation back

Note to self: bring Pokopia to the ER next time

Sitting in an emergency room for two hours (still waiting) with a doctor’s note saying “failure to arrive at a definitive diagnosis early could result in death and/or permanent disability” doesn’t feel great

Throwback to that one time I was in Virginia visiting family and took a train by myself to DC and went to the national gallery of art, popped 200mg, and started crying at this painting

Unfortunately I have a migraine and I can’t look at screen but my job is look at screen and all of my hobbies at home are look at screen

Holy shit that was so good!! Also by far the most faithful book to film adaptation I’ve ever seen

I’m finally going to see Project Hail Mary tonight but it’s at 8:30 so rn is naptime

⚠️ periodic selfie check-in to let you all know I’m still alive ⚠️

every website now:

I LOVE canceling a meeting 🥰

Kristi Noem's husband when she's too busy shooting puppies

Thots on Drag Race:

Now that Fruit Love Island was banned (the tiktok AI generated love island spoof where everyone is fruit)(I did not watch this), someone should stream the new Tomodachi Life game where all of their miis look ridiculous and everyone is queer

SLAYYYTER

enjoying my #fcf

I LOVE canceling a meeting 🥰