still alive but at what cost

I want to have a birthday party for my cat but all of my friends are allergic :(

I bought myself some magic cards as a treat and the dopamine rush I get every time I get a shipping update email already has me planning my next order

🗣️ WHEN YOU ARE GOOGLING SOMETHING JUST TYPE “-ai” AT THE END TO REMOVE THE AI SUMMARY FROM POPULATING!!!!

still haven’t been dicked down. btw. if you even care. (not sick anymore tho) ((still suffering))

New phone case and screen protector I have been reborn

Straight people are so exhausting jfc

Wow the week really flies by when you work from home and do the bare minimum 🧐

I saw JoJo Siwa at six flags, asked her if she was JoJo Siwa, then gave her a thumbs up and left.

Okay fine it’s hump day

I went to a wedding!

I’m either in kahoots with you or I’m in kahoots against you

I love being in kahoots with people. Gotta be one of my favorite activities.

I’m going fucking crazy!!!

Btw this is not a cry for help! My mental health is stable for once lol but I’ve had a continuous migraine for four weeks and there may or may not be an infection of some kind causing it! The doctors don’t know!!! Also if anyone wants to send me two grand for the medical bills that would be lovely

Sorry for not being fun and slutty on the internet lately! My brain is trying to kill me! 😀

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

it’s too nice out and i’m too pretty to be inside working on a monday like this…

if you see this post the light in your eyes

How it feels having a big dick on this app. Y’all only want me for my cock and balls 😔

garlic rt if you agree

Well yes 😌

Witch friend says I was cursed, which honestly makes a lot of sense

me when something big is happening tonight:

Today doesn't feel very girly pop.

I spent all day at a wedding yesterday where I was the +1 for a bridesmaid, and I was invited to hang out with the girls while they got ready. Before yesterday I knew the bride (barely) and two of the bridesmaids, and now the bride’s entire family wants to adopt me

Just making sure the 🎂 still there… thanks it is!

Haven’t taken nudes in a hot minute so I’m recycling

Throwin it back for this one

Big fan of Wednesdays 🐫

Is it Wednesday already?!

I’ve been bloomfs with my ex for a while (he was the reason I joined bluesky and things ended amicably), but I just found out he went back to twitter 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 bye bitch

You still going to Coachella when it’s still actively funding anti LGBT legislation???

The best thing I’ve learned as an adult is that love is endless and that community is everywhere you are kind

Okay they both woke up time to piss them off

I wanna vacuum but my cats are both sleeping so peacefully and I can’t do that to them 😭😭😭

I have never in my life heard news about Hungarian politics but it’s everywhere today and I’m so happy for them

Spring cleaning so deep I just dusted the tops of my ceiling fan blades

“I am NOT a pedophile!!! (no comment on my husband.) Yeah sure we had lots of the same friends and went to the same parties but that doesn’t mean anything and you guys are being so mean to me about it !!!!! Anyway buy my book”

Idk who needs to hear this, but it’s “would’ve” (as in “would have”), not “would of” and you look a fool

All my meetings got canceled today

The girls are fightinggggg

If you don’t know already, figure out who your Rep is, call the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121, state their name, and then leave a message (include your name and address) urging your Rep and their House colleagues to pursue impeachment proceedings

Hey folks. Call your representative and demand they file articles of impeachment. Took me 37 seconds.

Sapphire update: I’m the Champion!