It’s finally fat cock Friday 😮‍💨

According to my therapist, I have graduated from therapy

playing fetch with my kitten 😻

HRT:

Swallowing, one of my favorite activities, is so painful because I have a nasty sore throat. Please send help!!

Happy hump day to all the imaginary gay people that live in my phone 😘

Now accepting donations for soup delivery! Venmo: xanderdotcom

I’m sick and I lowkey want to die but here’s some bulge 🥴

I’ve been awake for 24 hours and I’m finally fucking home 🫩

I have come to the conclusion that Dutch is not a real language and the people of the Netherlands are collectively fucking with us

Late night Bluesky can have some cock to start your week right (horny)

went on a canal cruise, met some gays, and had a threesome last night I love you Amsterdam

What kind of homosexual would I be if I didn’t take at least one hotel thirst trap?

Travel tip: if traveling with friends, pick friends who sleep the same amount as you. Bestie’s been asleep for 12 hours and I’m going insane.

I just want everyone to be happy playing Pokemon and having gay sex 😖😭

How’s the view down there? Happy #fcf

I’ve been here for less than 12 hours and I’m already in love with this city

Amsterdam!

I wasn’t expecting a sunny day in Copenhagen but here we are

Copenhagen day 2

Ended the day at the sauna 😶‍🌫️

Danish countryside on horseback 😍

Zohran, if you see this, my DMs and legs are open !!

Copenhagen!!!

Big day for people who care about other people

Lowkey left the country bc I couldn’t be there for election results (I voted early) but waking up on the other side of the world to all this good news is so good!!

After 19 hours of travel I’m finally at my hotel 😮‍💨

Taken somewhere over Canada

My dick and balls got flagged at TSA again 😞

Leaving for Europe tomorrow and I’m already missing my kitties 😭😭😭

Californians: don’t forget to vote! There is literally just one question on the ballot, this will not take long. (Yes on 50)

Nutt In Me November.

word on the street is that romantic and sexual attraction to men are going to be added to the DSM 6 as mental illnesses

Why do I always get so h-word the day after drinking? 😩 need to bury my face in some cheeks ASAP

Last day of Jocktober!! 👻

Trying to catch the skarmory in zone 17 for my Pokédex has been pissing me the fuck off!!! Why in the hell can the pyroars on the ground use earth power and hit me on the roof?!?! And why is skarmory’s catch rate so fucking low?!? I’m going insane!!!!!

Abominable Sphincter

Calendar: it’s almost Halloween!! 🎃👻 Weather app: fuck you it’s still July

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

When you can’t walk straight after >>>

Today has been a never ending exercise in patience and not losing my fucking mind

I feel like everything’s been on fire at work for like 3 straight months I’m so over it

Okay so there’s threads of tops posting ass and bottoms posting pole, but this is vers erasure and I won’t stand for it! So here, have both.

Afters should be illegal bc why the fuck am I getting home at 4:30 in the morning??