One day this stupid thing will work.

DIDN’T ASK DON’T CARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

oh no I’m leaking!! 😧 #mcm

I’m so good at doing my job really efficiently and also making everyone think it takes a normal amount of time so I get to spend more time with my internet boyfriends 💕

Bleeding from my head because Jupiter got the zoomies and decided to use my head as a springboard

Great minds think alike

it fucken WIMDY

shout out to gay people

I think it’s funny that I made an alt and then proceeded to be an absolute slut on main all week 🥴

Wait it looks good here!!! #FCF

A fat cock? On a Friday? It’s more likely than you think! 😚

Thinking about that time I posted on r/AskHR about a serial masturbator at work and got a temp ban because it “went against community rules” even though it didn’t and it was a genuine question and I disputed it to the mods who then perma banned me bc Reddit mods are all insecure power trippy bitches

Some of you fags shouldn’t be allowed to post 💕

I can always rely on Dutch bros to make me shit my pants

It’s not that deep, but YOU could be 😏🤭 Stream It’s Not That Deep by Demi Lovato NOW!!!!!!

Quick someone make an “it fuckin wimdy” edit with pombon

So I accidentally stayed up too late again and couldn’t sleep so I watched the Pokémon presents and now I’m too excited! Guess we’re pulling an all nighter 🥴

As always I’ll wait for the final evolution ruveal to decide who I’ll use in my playthrough, but Gecqua is by far my fave of the first forms

Bluesky today:

"These Quaquavals, they're trying to murder me!"

Just met them; would die for them

Not Pokopia also being Prop Hunt

Hey so this block list will block people known to repost nudes without consent or credit! Just FYI

Work is hard but my dick is harder

my meatballs exploded :(

deactivating, pausing, taking a break from this app / social media is fine of course and in many cases the right and healthy thing to do… but - under no circumstances would i ever consider going back to twitter. idc that i sound like a broken record on this topic, but stand for something ffs!

Let’s not forget about thigh thursday

Clint?? Are you fucking serious, the wizard is right there!!!

Oopsie I went to bed at 4 am and slept through my morning meetings :) haha

Some random ass guy commented on my pic of Jupiter with a pic of his dog saying he’s cuter than her??? Should I hunt this man for sport?????

Debbie_Ryan_Smirking.gif

Every once in a while I remember that there are women and straight men following me on instagram that have no idea how much of a whore I am in my close friends

The US women’s hockey team is so strong. If it were me I’d accept the invitation and kill him myself.

Quote With Hole!!! 🫱🏻🕳️🫲🏻

Pull this off with your teeth

Bloomfies Post Hole Challenge!!!

Making your internet friends horny on a random Monday afternoon is something that can actually be so personal,

oh no I’m leaking!! 😧 #mcm

im so comfy and cozy with my babygirl

This is quite literally unprecedented. Like. This would likely translate to a D+10 landslide if these totals and gap holds through Election Day. We haven’t outpaced Republicans in this state in a primary since 2002.

Hey idk who needs to hear this but Epstein’s clients didn’t just say “oh well, show’s over.” Demand doesn’t dissipate, especially when the ultra wealthy are demanding. So I just want you to think about how ICE is separating thousands of families and people are disappearing and connect the dots. btw.

Guy on tinder just told me his cats names are Drake and Nicki 💀 0 for 2 my dude

Shower time :D

Someone come over and take hole pics for me with my Polaroid pls

for reference, here’s the old one

I’m boredddd everyone send me your all time favorite porn. Post a link or dm me. Do not hold back, I will not kinkshame anybody.