Have a sudden urge to buy all of the Where's Waldo books

Going live. Working on the animal island game. Twitch.tv/dansparce

Don't worry. The noble and honorable men and women of the US military will never allow themselves to be tools of fascist oppression. /s

The State Department forgot that California's economy alone is ranked 4th or 5th. Seems like an economic forum would be a purely logical place for the governor to speak.

QTP with your favorite water type Pokémon 🌊💦💧

What's your sign?

Why cant he just *** already? Stop edging us.

It's only been a year

Ohh...no baby, no.

8 of Spades and 7 of Clubs Reversed back to back...

Im gonna need everyone to stop going to Animal Crossing Treasure Islands so I can go to one and get a shit ton of money and items. Thank you. 😌

Can we blame voters for their own stupidity yet?

In the challenge you were zesty, but on the runway you were lem-Um.

Working on my animal crossing island for a bit. Come say hey. Twitch.tv/dansparce

There is a lot of uncertainty in my life rn and just the little thing of having people show up to my streams and hang out has been a really nice reprieve from the abyss. I really appreciate it more than I can possibly express in words. 💜

Chasing away the sunday scaries with some dbd and maybe animal crossing? Twitch.tv/dansparce

The Mandalorian on the closest point in continental Europe to the UK: This is Calais

Going live today with a little nostalgic Pokemon Crystal moment. 🙂‍↕️ twitch.tv/dansparce

If one was to stream a Pokemon would one prefer Crystal or Emerald? 🤔

Im going to painfully transparent: Im finding it very difficult to be present in peoples Twitch chats lately. The mental health is not healthy. ✌️

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

What if I played Pokemon all day on Twitch tomorrow?

I would never be crass on main but you can always tell the MGF's who have never felt any emotion beyond 'hole' based on their music opinions.

Going live with a little pre drag race dbd. Twitch.tv/dansparce

Shoulda been #1

Allegedly im live twitch.tv/dansparce

Her giving him the award is like if someone gave him their Oscar. Doesnt mean shit.

Invest in $dansparce today. Not a stock just my cashapp. 🤓

ITS HERE

I mean duh

I get that the Drag Race media landscape is flooded with podcasts of Ru Girls doing review shows but I kinda live for them saying "fuck it" and being unfiltered.

In honor of Roommates releasing today I decided to try and follow this pattern in New Horizons...

Hey all. Yesterday on stream I opened up with my decision to accept the reality of what I was seeing and just go bald. As a nonbinary individual who has long struggled with the more masc coded parts of myself this one has been a real tough pill. But I dont have Turkey money iykyk soooo. Egg. 🥚

Today at 1 PM Pacific time I will be GOING LIVE with a BIG RUVEAL. You DONT want to miss it! Also something something 3.0 animal crossing update blah blah... Twitch.tv/dansparce

You're not looking for thoughts or opinions. You're looking for validation.

Step 1: Go back to the old office to get the mic stand i forgot this weekend. Step 2: Animal Crossing 3.0

If one of these jobs i reached out to would hire me that would be greeeeeat

Do rich people who bank outside of the country and receive a lot of tax breaks and other assistance from the government have to follow these rules too?

2026 so far

As a former lego employee the price discourse is always maddening. 🙃

Pokemon team using the first letter of your name.

AAAAND WE LIVE (allegedly) twitch.tv/dansparce

Nvm 100/100 PNG Tuber stream tonight

Got a donation on my Ko-Fi from @angeltbh.bsky.social to make a couple of rat boys. Had a fun time combining Rattata with a certain Digimon. Do you know what it was? If youd like some art or just want to support me: ko-fi.com/dansparce

Sooo im gonna stream tonight. 50/50 chance itll be in drag. 🙂‍↕️

Everytime I call the traitors "the killers" when watching makes me feel like Wendy Williams