someone told me they were playing tomodachi life and not having known what that was i assumed it was a k pop band that everyone was into and really liked

my favorite thing about therapy (besides the therapy) was both of unpacking the trauma according to how much time was left in session and pretending like we're not eyeing the clock to figure out how much time that is.

Do they ever tire of drowning in a vortex of misery

I need time (time) ⏰ Love 💖 (love), joy 🕹️(joy) I need space 🌌 (love) 💓 I need me 🥺 (action!) 🎬

Yesterday, the President went to an event away from the White House, at which, because the security protocols worked, he was never in any real danger. Thus, a massive bunker must be built at the White House, where he has also never been in any real danger, because security. Is that the reasoning?

stunt queen 47

take a screenshot and see what comes...

I'm learning a couple of different things about myself through work/friends - couples therapy (the show) and reading... about how I think and relate to others. i tend to be a systems thinker. i tend to over-explain. it's really important to me that we both know the technical details and information

werk

got some good news: my little gay cousin (26) called me up to tell me that he moved out of his homophobic parents house & is now living in an apartment w/ roommates.

may have flown too close to the sun

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some faggots* are OBSESSED. say hello to my newest goodwill remix. *me... im obsessed. before and after

i don't post a lot of nudes on here bc i can't use the power of scent, getting you drunk, room lighting, charm, distractions, "the vibe", smoke & mirrors, and slight of hand, in pictures.

not this last time but the time before last, when i hooked up with the man who's not MY man, he ripped right through my tattered underwear, it was so goddamn hot

y'all keep underwear that's falling apart so that you can rip it off each other, right? that's why im keeping mine...

i got popped for a random drug test at work today so i had to leave work to go to a clinic to get tested. when i came back i told one of my coworkers very solemnly that, "i already know it's gonna come back positive... for being THAT BITCH." bc i had the opportunity and couldn't waste it.

two questions bc i don't know anything about the artist: 1) does tame impala always sound like they do in dracula? 2) if so, you know who he sounds like right? i heard this song on the radio for the first time having NEVER heard a tame impala song b4 and that's all i could hear.

had to be benched this weekend because of a sports injury* that flared up

what's gonna happen when MEATBERG realizes that AIBERG can develop friends, feelings, and a personality, faster than he can?

Streaming Britney in her honor tonight 💚👸

was watching a police drama where the detective literally said "lets put that into MICROSOFT COPILOT and see..." and i was like "COPILOT!?"

nothing is stranger for me than?/then? the 4-5 songs that came out post free britney that seemed like collabs that contractually had to happen (elton john, backstreet boys, will.i,am)

26 years ago today, Britney Spears released “Oops!… I Did It Again.”

i'll give you two guesses on how they're using "rawdogging" in this article

😘 💅

One of these ain’t like the others 🤭

low-key cum 💦 to the cumclusion that i need to power ⬇️ my way to the 🔝 of a different job 💼. that i should be 👀 4 🍞 iykyk.

left work today feeling like i found out the secret to CATS

all people need to do is start circulating the rumor that "THAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING that Pete Hegseth is making President Donald Trump look foolish in Iran..." bc grandpa is in his shit canning mood and it wouldn't take much.

weekends are too goddamn short

i often think a lot about that scene from modern family where Sofia Vergara's character Gloria asks "do you even know how smart i am in spanish?"

I don’t understand when gay people are religious. Like gurl don’t you have trauma wtf.

it's #fcf so there's this. it's not new but hey neither is my reposting of old content! happy friday yall.

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April

i keep thinking it would be sexy for him to do some wild shit like fuck me on the hood of of his car but also imagine the utter embarrassment of leaving a dent or falling off.

im always fucking cold

the USA is gonna be sooooo dumb broke, and broken as a country by the time he croaks. i mean we're already there but i mean wayyyyy worse.

just in case you're a visual learner, this is what I like and would like for you to do please and thank you 😘: bsky.app/profile/cpwh...

😁 finally got a haircut but also i haven't sucked any cock this week 🥺

it's interesting to me, maybe it's not to you, but one thing i've never done is watch porn and jerk off with someone. isn't that something?? you would have thought that would have happened by now...

Happy trans day of visibility

This is my vibe when I get into a fight online

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.

am *i* trying to tee-hee my way into a threesome, no one asked

while not exclusive to the gay community and to gay men, i really admire non-monogamous couples in open or adjacent relationships that manage to make it work in healthy or healthy-ish ways.

not cheesecake factory sad-fishing in their email marketing

look at this marek+richard tank

found a new thing to deface!!!