i only have two doses left of zepbound before I run out for good. i'm at what i feel is my ideal body weight and i've made peace with the thought of regaining weight, even though i don't want to, and i'm going to try not to. zepbound is the only thing that has worked.

just checking in, so far not having fun living through this extinction burst. will check in again later with updates, stay tuned.

ok but how do we get to the part where the hyenas see they were left out to dry?

im so sorry you guys but the fact that the story ended with everyone clapping should have given it away.

another doctor's tapes, ngl obsessed with this doctor especially with his ginger pubes and big fat cock. www.xvideos.com/video.ucaklp...

not the apology statement riddled with EM dashes

my goodwill haul today was themed?

glad they don't make action figures out of my bluesky mutuals bc i know i don't know how to act. enjoy some ASMR:

stuff like this drives me WILD. def don't try this at home. having said that, i've def stuck stuff up my ass that shouldn't have been up there. 🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵 mastodon.social/@enzotim/115...

i love me a fat cock on friday my god

I liked this one. a little slow at first but was very sexy af. love older. www.xvideos.com/video.kafmub...

OMFG this video 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 to be this fucking bottom mastodon.social/@smuscl4fn/1...

got a much needed haircut

I used to have a policy that I wouldn't wish for death upon people. But my fucking God there's a lot of people out there that'll make the world a better place with their exit. Fuck ICE and everyone enabling them.

now it's finished. when i saw this at goodwill, i knew this was exactly what i was going to do with it!

sometimes i look at the shit i post and i think to myself, "i have a rich inner life".

I'm not surprised that ICE murdered an innocent person in plain sight after hunting immigrants and brown people like animals for months. People are being taken off the streets for exercising their first amendment rights. US citizens are being deported to countries they have never lived in.

i deprived myself of sleep making this lol and it's only half way done !

disclaimer: this collage features exactly two cocks, one that belongs to me, and one that im sucking on that belongs to a bluesky mutual. also, the cum on my tongue in that pic belongs to said mutual as well. he shall remain anonymous for the time being.

i deprived myself of sleep making this lol and it's only half way done !

little boy went to doggy daycare today and is OUT

spreadsheets < spread cheeks

one of the best feelings lately is when you’re 🌀SPIRALING🌀 but then you 🛑STOP ABRUPTLY🛑 bc one new piece of 🤯information🤯 just 🔁UNO REVERSED🔁 everything

if we werkd together no we wouldn't

I don’t throw the term queen around lightly, but this is an absolute queen

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

it's after dark on a sunday night in madworld

not sure why but IN PORN i kinda like or don't mind when the top isn't conventionally good looking... but the bottom always has to be kinda cute. not sure what that's about.

come on let's go to the cardigan backyardigan to go peepees and then i'll get you a treat ok is a sentence i say every single day to my dog

someone asked me what my locked goals were this year:

when my baby boy has us both around he will just sit there and pant all happy-like

Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.

i can't believe someone snuck this into my gym bag!!!

does any of my moots have experience with talkspace? in lieu of behavioral health coverage they give us access to talkspace. not sure how much access, but better than nothing, right? right??

got this overly busy (bad, almost unreadable) graphic art frame from the thrift store the other day. got some ideas 😈

i don’t need to drag anyone gravity handles that

@yezzurp.bsky.social did you end up watching fnaf 2?

may not be FIT but baby i got IT

gonna share these thrift store finds with u as my FCF posts for this week

i'm on the side of tiktok that's got dicks on it, and honestly it feels way dirtier than the mastodon i keep specially for porn.

when you don't even recognize yourself anymore

hi it's me no connection between my small and big intestine at birth

hitting this vicks vapo inhaler like

shots from yesterday the were not used

i need more of you to try to do the hands free challenge www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yshPtW/

at the end of 2024 my goal for 2025 was to be more social and go out more. what followed was the most reclusive depressive year on record besides 2020. idk if i should be making goals.

some tea about my family that is silly long winded, and not really worth sharing but it makes me smile:

Feliz Año Nuevo! = Happy New Year! Feliz Ano Nuevo! = Happy New Asshole!