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Spit isn’t lube? You’ve clearly never been 8 inches down my throat

Last night I bolted awake twice because I smelled what smelled like burning s’mores or burning hair or burning dark chocolate I couldn’t tell but it went away fast and I found no evidence of what could have produced the smell. I was a little scared I was having a stroke tbh lol

I would like some kind of cake

hi this is a really big deal. Chaco Canyon is one of the most important historical sites in North America. the area tribes are extremely opposed to this. please please please comment on this with the BLM. it takes two minutes.

I’ve tried to get one of yabos yawns on video since I got him four years ago cause they’re so cute and often louder than this one

He was watching me get their dinner ready and in their bowls

I mean look at them and tell me you don’t wanna pet them

“NYC is unique, it’s not representative of America.” Our country’s largest city (by a lot) is not representative of America? Where the Statue of Liberty is? Where 9/11 happened? Where our financial institutions are? Where Broadway is? NYC *is* America, stop pretending it’s not.

What risking your life for your beliefs looks like.

He’s such a princess and doesn’t want any water but water from home that no one else has drank from but he needed to cool off so I poured some on him lol

Denver oomfs you’re all gonna be my friends and introduce me to all the cute boys you know and in return I’ll be an amazing friend and let you play with my dogs 😌

Only 3 more weeks until I move, about 4 until I’m actually in Denver. I’m nervous 😵‍💫

I’ve been so feral lately but I don’t have the time or energy for the few men around here so I have to wait until I’m in Denver to slut myself out like I’m meant to be

A few years ago a San Antonio cop gave a a homeless man a sandwich filled w/ feces and the police union spent years successfully fighting his termination. He was later fired for other misconduct, but in TX, bad cops just move to the next town, and the jerk just became a police chief in South Texas.

God I want to live to see a world where workers have actual rights and companies are actually regulated

Capitalist fools love their little fantasies

Government bureaucrats: land humans on the moon eight years after President says to land humans on the moon. Private individuals in the free market:

I wonder if I’ll notice the difference in air density when I get to Denver next month

Having a phone that works with all my chargers and uses usb c instead of lightning is SO nice, it charges so fast and now I can charge it while I drive so I haven’t shopped below 75% since I got it

what a man gotta do to get his hands on a man in this bitch

One indication I’m starting to do better is that I’m having my soul destroying yearning and loneliness rn which I’ve been so disastrously depressed and stressed out for the passed year and a half or so that I haven’t had that bubble to the surface lol

Feel like shit! Love getting poisoned by the air but at least I avoided the shit yourself lettuce. Taco Bell’s egregious forcing of AI into ordering made me stop going like two months ago

Changes to Medicaid will reduce access to lifesaving (and transmission preventing) medications for many Americans living with HIV.

As wealthy capitalists gobble up more and more of the wealth their workers create, and use it to create monopolies and capture regulators and government, they'll suddenly start making everything cheaper. Cuz they're so nice and aren't the kind of people who would burn young women to death in a

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free.

Multiple ppl have posted this meme w/ the accompanying video but it’s still so good. CW: rapist whiffing so hard he injures himself brutally

I'm gonna say this: if you don't want to have weird kids, you don't want to be a parent. You want to be a bully. Kids are supposed to be weird. So are adults, for that matter, but we Live in a Society™ that wants to sand down those edges. Don't let people take your weird, especially not parents.

canadians and americans accusing each other of over-polluting as both oil-producing nations’ forests are slowly reduced to ash

It rained so the air is now very unhealthy instead of hazardous. Walking around feeling sick from breathing this shit in is super fun. Only 6 more hours of my shift to go!

There are these apartments I deliver to sometimes on campus that all have their ac units built in so the backs are in the stairwell up to the units doors so when I go to a top floor unit I’m just walking through a brick oven

This just reinforces @prisonculture.bsky.social's point yesterday about needing state assemblies of the *people* to collect testimony ad hold ICE accountable — because our elected officials' solution is to file police reports.

One of the coolest things about fable was the Hobbes. Just horrifying and silly little things

This is deeply disingenuous and, frankly, a dereliction of journalistic integrity. A quick glance at Yum! Brand’s annual filings reveal that this is common language included every single year as an investment risk factor. The most recent filing is no different because the risk is always present.

Watching YouTube on my laptop instead of phone for the first time in like a year and oh my god I forgot how good it feels to not have constant ads thrown in your face. Adblock is a gift from the gods

Since making a box fan filter Myself was gonna be like $130 bucks I opted to just spend the $200 for a nice already made tower purifier, I was already gonna buy one once in Denver for the very same reason (wildfire smoke) I hesitated until I was like no this is for your dogs who deserve safe air

its summer so all prints and originals are on discount on my site go find yourself something nice okay love u

Walked through a big cloud of this guys cigarette smoke and it felt like a breath of fresh air lmao

What's happening to trans rights in Britain is more chilling than what's happening in the US. In the US there's an ecosystem of zealotry. The people dismantling trans rights openly lie, not just about trans people but about a whole host of things. For them to dismantle human rights feels natural.

Ugh air purifiers are so damn expensive

Cats, only time I’ve ever walked out of a movie. I made it until Ian mckellen was drinking out of a bowl

This joke is hilarious, but it reminded me of something I hate about Louis’ comeback…they weren’t “Allegations.” He was accused of doing the shit. He admitted he did the shit. He did the shit. No “Allegations” about it.

Here in Calgary I show people this graph and if I get any further guff I ask if they know what a graph is. #yyc #yyccc #ClimateChange #Wildfires #smoke #cdnpoli #abpoli

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

And I show up and no one is here lmao

Lost power at work last night so I have to go in early this morning to finish all the dishes I couldn’t last night lmao lol

This administration, supposedly representing the “real” salt of the earth Americans, is filled with people like this who have no idea how Americans actually live. For context, each Taco Bell outlet serves about 900 people PER DAY and there are over 300 Taco Bells in Michigan.