If the Plague Inc dev team hasn't added an "infected forsake tylenol, believe it will give them autism" event to the Neurax Worm scenario, they're missing out. Golden opportunity here

One Nation, Under Yaldabaoth

For the record it’s been defined to me in the last 24 hours as- not voting for Kamala, supporting Assad, supporting the communist country of Russia???, being a Stalinist, being a campist, authoritarian communism, supporting China, the government of Israel and US empire

"It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe."

Democratic pols may not succeed in Corbyning him, but if they fail, it certainly won't be for lack of trying

I saved this photo on my phone so that when i try to reenter the US after traveling internationally they won’t let me in

My favorite is the people who think this entire operational waterpark was constructed for a few TikTok videos featuring forced actors for propaganda purposes instead of just...to have a waterpark for people to enjoy and like you more for building a waterpark.

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Wracking my brain for reasons literally anybody under the age of 35 might think the ineffable quality they see posted as a requirement on every single job application, including entry level job applications, is not real. Let alone valuable. Add it to the list of things those damn millennials killed

Was going through my files looking for a Simpsons joke about the Kagans and found this so you're welcome.

Me signing up for a mailing list and shaking hands with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Queesbridge Park Bernie Rally.

People ran pieces about how the discipline of the movement was actually proof of a disturbing and dangerous groupthink. We got whole columns of people complaining about having to speak with official spokesmen.

Elon Musk's huge popularity over the years is a great reminder of an often forgotten truth: nerds are exactly as dumb and gullible as everyone else.

The entirety of astronomy science-popularization media (from mainstream journalists on the science beat to YouTube channels to TV shows like Star Trek & Rick and Morty) praising Elon's as a singular genius for well over a decade, only to culminate in LIGO's decapitation, is truly a Greek tragedy arc

Thomas Jefferson was NUANCED! he was COMPLICATED... every communist that has ever existed? inherently evil. this might be confusing but I actually believe this because I can't read or think.

While the claim the US supported Nazi Germany leading up to WWII is admittedly dumb, it is also indisputable that the US pressed the officers, politicos, and researchers up to at least middling rank in Germany and all the way to the top in Japan into the global Cold War after WWII ended.

If you think about it, the Signal chat just cut out the middleman of plans being leaked on the War Thunder forum

"In 'selling' these schemes to 'the Jews', Adolf Eichmann, Heydrich's deputy, purposefully and skillfully traded on Zionisg rhetoric of 'territorial solutions', the idea of 'returning to the land', and the formation of self-governing 'colonies'."

A lot of people bring up Matthews likening Bernie's Nevada win to the Fall of France, but let's not forget how, in the same nervous breakdown, he was crying about Bernie turning Central Park into La Cabaña and putting him on trial (presumably for torturing a bunch of Cuban peasants at some point?)

Should have also mentioned Bari next to Jo, and of course the time they gave Jesse Singal a cover story while using a cover photo where they misgendered the model and had the subheading imply they were 13 rather than their actual age of 22, but, y'know, character limit

If you want a vision of the future, picture 1st worlders saying "we can't be bigoted against such and such group, because we are wholly indifferent to whether they are so much as alive"—forever

Revolutionized my sex life with Moist struggle sessions

"It would be the task of local Nazi officials to persuade 'the natives' that vaccinations are 'really most dangerous'."

Imagine being less bloodthirsty a President than Ronald Reagan

Are there any Maoist media reviews of Jumanji from 95? Feel like it's a fertile ground for observations.