this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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Reminder that the Venezuelan military has a smaller budget than the Philadelphia police department

venezuelans helped poor new yorkers in the south bronx and didn’t try to gentrify them @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

These are ALL WH pool reports from today.

Set your location on hinge to Davis, California and give me a super like so that it changes my rating from zero to her O

I'm on hinge in Davis, California. Please do drop by and give me a rose or a super like

The sun rises as it sets Death gives way to life carrion's womb gapes like an empty

Noam Chomosky

One of my dogs is avoiding/afraid of my mom now :-/

bugonia is just an inside cumtown joke the main character sounds exactly like Nick Mullen and he's in a movie where he was molested by stavros and his best friend is r worded to use a reference to their lingo in this specific context yes this movie was made to make fun of everyone especially Adam

Thanks for the shares. The sad reality is I am facing a very racist incompetent cop called Jaakko Virkki. What this means for you and me, E.F. Fluff Well, I am going to have to shortly livestream my suicide to escape Finnish Police Officer Jaakko Virkki's abuse Not today but soon But very soon

someone’s knockin on the door somebody’s ringin the bell… let em in:

It's time to start rejecting your "comrades" that fail to embrace the work of comrade Stalin

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The girls are the drugs.

This person is a historical revisionist who continues to inveigh wrongly against comrade Stalin even when shown the error of their ways. The crime is historical revisionism for reasons of vanity and narcissism. They are to report to their local party headquarters for further instructions.

This person is a historical revisionist who continues to inveigh wrongly against comrade Stalin even when shown the error of their ways. The crime is historical revisionism for reasons of vanity and narcissism. They are to report to their local party headquarters for further instructions.

Stand aside, I am here to complete Trotsky's work, of devising a scientific formula for rabbit food that can be produced in Mexico.

I need a placard to point to

Have you ever referred to him as comrade Stalin when bringing up his words or actions Why or why not do you treat Stalin as a comrade?

I'm subscribed to a patreon that does nothing but read out loud contemporary condemnations of Trotsky Over a loudspeaker at various background settings

Oh fuck guys let's hold a premier for an AI reimagined AI koyaanisqatsi

For example,, Jeff bezos just arrived the party before the party

In the game, insurgents will have taken over little St James and will isolate the other island with a mutually assured destruction device There is one phone line into and out of the island

You may team up as a single billionaire but I will need the whole roster filled. One person can play multiple billionaires

I am now asking 198 of you to volunteer to research a specific billionaire that is celebrating new years eve on this island and to know them thoroughly enough to take part in a massive simulated game where the power on this island is interrupted and all communications are blocked

I am now asking 198 of you to volunteer to research a specific billionaire that is celebrating new years eve on this island and to know them thoroughly enough to take part in a massive simulated game where the power on this island is interrupted and all communications are blocked

A MESSAGE TO ALL COMMUNISTS AND TO ALL LIBERAL THEORISTS IN THE COMMUNIST MODE:

Are you a substrate for producing communism in the world How can you achieve greater productive efficiency

A MESSAGE TO ALL COMMUNISTS AND TO ALL LIBERAL THEORISTS IN THE COMMUNIST MODE:

I'm backsliding on twitch watching someone play an anime story game

Jeffrey Epstein is a story about a guy who wants to make it big on Broadway but life keeps intervening and making him fuck the drugged daughters of billionaires to produce blackmail tapes.

You're both wrong she captured his soul in this jar and that filmy substance is what happens when a soul is denied access to a bathroom

Is the concept of human rights in the room with us right now?

Called my mother a philistine tonight over her very expensive habit of acquiring and then destroying priceless painstakingly handwoven Turkish rugs it's so obnoxious that she considers herself a curator of these cultural artifacts. She cheapens them by her patronage, it's so sad.

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Why did you have to do this You have infinite free will and the apprehension of an angel Your mouth and eyes and ears have been fed by all creation

Every baby should get a tiny derringer and when they're five they should get a little handgun and so on with weapons of escalating potency to mark each birthday well into their old age when they will be equipped with banks and arrays of guided weapons systems guided by satellites

Our president drowned a baby in lake Michigan

That child was murdered because it was Trump's, and Trump was present so he would know it was done and that there's no possibility of future blackmail

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

What if the rapture happens and it's all the worst people you know who could be tricked by an alien with a holographic projector and it turns out they do this on the regular to shave off part of our bell curves and eventually curate our species to become enlightened philosophers.