my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

How long 'till they start prosecuting mothers who have babies with Autism?

Trump off on one, speaking at the White House: “In Cuba, they don't have Tylenol because they don't have the money for Tylenol. “They have no autism. Tell me about that one.”

Trump: “Don't take Tylenol. Don't take it.”

Names for the three-in-a-row game, around the world… *Tic-tac-toe (US) *Noughts and crosses (UK) *Crosses and buns (Denmark) *Butter, cheese and eggs (Netherlands) *Sausages (Latvia) *Cat (Mexico) *Game of the old lady (Brazil) *Tripp-trapp-tresko (Norway) *Pubic louse (France) *Hobo chess (Sweden)

He wears so many hats. People are saying the hats are theirs and he refuses to return them.

I wonder if I could hire Taranaki Maunga as legal council to represent me in court.

shits weird man

Against my better instincts, I have written some notes on how human probability judgements work and what you should expect from surveys that ask people to guess what proportion of the population is transgender. I hope never to speak of this matter again

Sound on.

My wife is very good at yarn. Like, KY state fair blue ribbon good at yarn. The Morse code in these scarves translates as "Resist" - if you want one, she's game. $47, in dishonor of our Cheetoh in Chief. DM and I will connect you.

Nice

yeah i read economic theory

An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’ Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

"the hard data suggests that the largest of the UK’s very real problems are no more being caused by mass immigration than they are by a group of charity fundraisers rowing past Great Yarmouth" on.ft.com/3IsyVVu @timharford.ft.com with his facts and reasonableness

If you’re on academia dot edu, let me suggest that you strongly consider deleting your account.

Please help if you can

We are horrified and saddened by the death of our colleague Hussein Alnajjar who died yesterday in #Gaza. His death was due to shrapnel injuries caused by an Israeli airstrike near his tent five days earlier.

And if you like what I have to say, please consider preordering my next book, where I talk about astrophotography in more detail and explain how the cameras work, scientifically. Photon collectors are so fun!!

OpenAI says models are programmed to make stuff up instead of admitting ignorance

So, Charlie Kirk was not a purveyor of hate, intolerance and disinformation and was instead a paragon of open debate and free speech, which is why anyone who says anything bad about the fellow needs to be identified and targeted so they'll shut up and maybe lose their jobs. Cool. Just checking.

not me getting weepy at this video and its poem first thing in the morning <3 so well done

Yep.

I'm going to eat the survivalists and turn all their stuff into a giant totem pole in the desert. I've made a list off the facebook groups. Everyone needs a plan.

A friend of mine co-owns this bookstore. This is not great. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...

I have no idea who these people are. But you should buy books from them now. Buy their books, or we send the rabbit.

good morning everynyan

This explains everything. I obviously have my own mantle plume.

I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.

This should have an entertaining reaction from Australia.

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

A student was lynched today at Delta University in Mississippi. Black people, please be safe.

Just want to pause on the fact that the President of the United States finds it humorous that probably poor fishermen won’t go out in their boats because they fear getting murdered by the United States.

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

So, can we say that Charlie Kirk was a probably a cunt yet?

💔🙏 We are so grateful for your kindness — thanks to you $650 has been raised. But Mona’s urgent surgery and one week of care cost $2500. $1850 still stands between her and relief 😭 Please, I beg you with all a mother’s heart — don’t let her suffer another night. gofund.me/2f942387 🖤

so these tech saviors visiting from a first-world economy that has universal healthcare and gun control came to this lawless technological backwater where they wear shoes indoors to help set up thousands of local tech manufacturing jobs and said backwater CHAINED AND ARRESTED them

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

Why is this video blocked? Is it blocked now for everyone?

I think it's important to note that Venezuela is saying this didn't happen. They've recovered no debris, and they contend the video appears to be a deep fake. Yet crucially, the US media is mostly avoiding reporting this, or examining the video. www.cbsnews.com/video/venezu...

Nine grafs deep into the article and we find out: "Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters."

Orwell's 1984 sadly still resonates...

It’s true, I really would like to save democracy

I wonder what he looks like when upset...

"In a short story published online this past weekend, Atwood slammed MAGA-ish Premier Danielle Smith, “selfish rapacious capitalism,” Ayn Rand fanboys, and the hypocrisy of paying “no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies.”