"....and that was Autism Dick by indie rockers Exposed Head"

Saw an interesting video talking about Biff Tannen, specifically in Back To The Future 2, and how it was universally acknowledged that he was the crass, oafish bad guy with no redeeming features to Marty's protagonist. Biff was *directly* based on Donald Trump at the time 1/

Came across this random image from The Passion of the Christ and couldn't remember why I'd saved it, then I noticed I'd put former Tory MP Ross Thomson's head on Barabas body

Championship football next season @freepearn.bsky.social, nice job 👌

In which Kirk and Spock have to find the correct first letter which precedes -ound in less than 5 attempts

In which Picard and Ryker have to justify the development of human biology or face annihilation from an alien race

All I'm saying is Sir Terry never had to re-interpret a character because it's right there on the fucking page

Gonna add: The Belgariad by David Eddings The Shannara Chronicles by Terry Brooks The Earthsea Chronicles by Ursula K Le Guin And as Davie says, always, ALWAYS read Sir Terry for proper fantasy with real-life allegory 🙌

Farts in pubs make lack of smoking a net negative 😒

Singer in the pub sounds like Amy MacDonald then she goes and sings Mr Rock & Roll...

2pm till 7pm = £28 Fuck you, London

Old lad I'm chatting to in the pub has dementia and his pal is really supportive in adding wee details that help recollection. Pubs may do a lot of social harm but they can also be a quite useful social link for old and new experiences

Judging by that interview, MON will stay on if offered

Andrew Carnegie, Barbara Dickson, Iain Banks, Ncuti Gatwa, King Charles 1, Ian Anderson, your boys took a helluva beating 🍀

The unlikeliest of doubles in what was an incredible season, Mon the hoops #champions #celticfc 🍀

Don't want to tempt fate but this is the easiest game Celtic have had all season

Rolls and sausage at half time, that's a real club 👌

Landlady of the pub I'm in asked if I want a tab since I'll be here for the game 🙌

Lovely day for it 🍀

One episode into The Boroughs and I think I've worked out what's going on. Depressing if so

Well worth several years of anticipation - ridiculously tasty food, fabulous cocktails, the whole experience in itself was delightful and it was an absolute pleasure to finally meet @colken.bsky.social (enjoy the fitba the morra!) Now away aff hame to descend into a contented food coma for a week 😁

I shall not be asking any customers their gender in work and I shall not be asking customers to use a specific toilet. Fuck that

Can't find my cat

Looking for a blind date for my (28) niece. Ideally 26-36, clean, smart and funny. Glasgow/Paisley/Renfrew This is what I'm reduced to

Having a cool chat most of the night with an old dude next to me about music until he overheard a conversation and exclaimed, 'fucking tarrier bastard' That camaraderie ended pretty quickly

UBI would dramatically increase the amount of art created simply because it's very difficult to create art when your basic needs aren't met, and financial security is the need most often not met for artists. It's really that simple.

Despise cunts who don't applaud a good band

Weird watching loads of oldies singing passionately along with songs from my youth

The Gen Z impulse to grow small, shite moustaches

At the risk of being cancelled (not this year) I've never been a fan of Eurovision but those who love it, fill yer boots (not this year)

The crowd loved the Jam but Stone Roses were a bit too modern for them

I could definitely pull in my local (average age: 65)

Saw someone post earlier that Celtic were at the top of the league for 8 minutes and won the title 😀

Burns Howff in Renfrew is a no football colours pub but the sheer variety of shades of green everyone is wearing is impressive. It's like a fucking Matisse painting

Rita, Sue and Grogu Too

There's a generation of Celtic fans for whom Martin O'Neill was just an abstract figure. They know different now

Wee staffy in work before I head out 🍀

If reports of Hearts players being assaulted by Celtic fans are true, those responsible need to face criminal charges and be banned for life

Commission a statue of MON hugging Daizen immediately

FUCKING YAAASSSSS!!

CHRIS HOY, GREYFRIARS BOBBY, WALLACE MERCER, SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, ALEXANDER FLEMING YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELLUVA BEATING 🍀 #celticfc

Nerves are shattered

Same script as last Sunday would be ideal now #celticfc

You can take my wife out of the Govan Prince Charles accordion band but you can't take the Govan Prince Charles accordion band out of my wife Hope she's right though

Working 9 till 6 on title decider day lads, is that good?

Ah, the fabled lost verse from Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire

I need a new hobby, preferably one that I can invest a lot of money in and then give up after two months

Good luck to Bolton against your adopted town @freepearn.bsky.social Is that a local derby?

Hibs/Motherwell on Saturday for a European spot. Crazy season

Won £30 on the lottery too 😂