Vote for us or the racist, fash party will be in power, a terrible thing because of their racist and fash views. We would like the voters who were going to vote for the racist, fash party, because they are racist and fash, to vote for us too. Even though we are NOT (winks at camera), racist and fash

Bad enough for a Scottish independence supporter like me having a British passport but a Brit Card? A BRIT CARD?! I am not a Brit

Should I back the Bhoys? I am undecided

Could swear Make Your Own Kind of Music by Cass Elliot was the theme tune for a 70s American comedy but wiki says no MANDELA EFFECT

Carrying some deliveries into the kitchen and one of the Thai chefs said, 'it's ok, I'll do it, I'm still young'

In the REM song Swan Swan H, the H stands for hollandaise

Probably a fair result overall, the young lad Donovan is going to be a star #celticfc

MON THE HOOPS 🍀

NATO Article 5 has been invoked precisely once, on behalf of America. Troops from many countries died in the subsequent wars, including Poland. This regime are corrupt, traitorous scum

"Such a pointless waste of life, what was it all for?" Des Moines:

Always amused when someone from outwith Scotland mentions a 'mixed marriage' because our 'mixed marriage' is not the same as yours 😀

PS: if you want to cancel me, cancel me for this. The Whip. A full-time carer decides to put together a team to bring down the government. Watch it here for free. While you can. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vboU...

The first time you have to say it in England 🫠

Time for a Danger Nap

The rapture is happening tomorrow folks, when all the worthy will fly up to heaven. I'll meet the rest of you on Wednesday down at Tesco for the lootin' and a-riotin'

To be fair it DOES make a lot of sense if pharma companies lob a few hundred million your way out of their increased profits from multiple shots

Lot of rapture chat, whits going on?

A zigazig ah

What is going on in your bio @traceyno.bsky.social?

Best fake band names: Carcass (metal) Pink Lillies (indie twee) James Plastic & the Teflonics (indie) Rubber Hose (70s rock) Hindley (90s indie) Sugar Plum Fairy (Lou Reed tribute) Kalashnikov (Euro punk) Cherry Blitz (80s pop) Brian Oldman & the Rings of Power (prog rock) Psoriasis (death metal)

Watching audition tapes

What movie do you consider 'perfect'

Many people never knew this or have forgotten.

Nobody wears chimneys on their head anymore and that's sad

Nobody likes big butts anymore and that's sad

Still amazed that Kevin Sorbo played a Cockney rhyming slang character called Dylan Hunt

Things I have learned after 2 weeks on TikTok 🧵 1. I have never been Shocked By What A Couple Found In A Secret Room In Their House because I have never found the final video 2. A Thousand Years is a nice song but will feature in a mass shooters manifesto as the thing that drove him to kill

The response by far-right MAGA republicans to pretty much any event is always to ramp up the violent rhetoric because they genuinely don't believe that they'll be one of the dead bodies

Always get confused when American Bluesky posts about celebrities I dont know but it would be the same for them if we posted about Dale Winton or Sue Pollard

I always look really bad on CCTV footage but sometimes that works out ok when your in front of a jury

One of my neighbours was in London at the weekend to catch up with a friend and 'accidentally got caught up in the rally'

Fish swim, dogs bark and balls should be wrinkly. One of the universal truths

Put my music on random in work and the original version of Live and Let Die came on 😀 @jenbren.bsky.social

Good to see the TNG crew back together on season 3 of Picard

I am very easily amused so October 1582 on the calendar app amuses me

Accidentally hit the Mastodon icon and found this on my timeline. Preach

Post a horror movie everyone should see

Sam, 500 head of cattle behind him: it’s like they knew we was coming, Master Frodo

At a football match yesterday, very few women but many fighting-age men. Makes you think

The FBI have released the transcript of Tyler Robinsons text messages with his roommate

Mordor: 
Tom: Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill..
Frodo: shh, we’re trying to be inconspicuous 
Tom: By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us! 
Frodo: will you just shut the fuck up?
Tom: COME TOM BOMBADIL FOR OUR NEED IS NEAR US!
Sam: I knew we shouldn’t have brought him

I just got fired for saying Russell Martin must stay

Why dyo have to go and make things so Gran Reserva

*American liberals in a big cooking pot with an open flame underneath* 'Remember to vote!'

Do it or you're just another collaborator

Passed 5 (five) packs of roving city tours on the way back from the post office there, would be cool if they faced off against each other like the news crews in Anchorman

Deformed AI people, Arc de Triomphe. Makes you proud to be English

One of the free competitions I enter every week gives you 5 random players from premier league teams and you get money back for every one that scores. All my players this week are Crystal Palace or Sunderland 😐

Scenes #celticfc