Please vote for Olivia's short film #iHunt: Loose Threads, which is up against some AI shit. Real people making real movies cannot be allowed to lose to talentless data entry clerks

33m | 🦁 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL This approach of Nancy is like Angeball crossed with a huge dose of amphetamines and a 5 litre bottle of white lightning cider. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

A couple of predictions for 2026. By this time next year and for very different reasons, we will have seen the back of both Starmer and Trump. weegingerdug.wordpress.com/2025/12/27/h...

A classic of the genre 🇬🇧

Though tempting, never try to tickle a Cybertruck when it exposes its belly to you as it's instinctive reaction is to burst into flames

She's got a face like a bag of cats

Make a Bond film casual The Spy Who Thought I Was Ok Softball Cubic Zirconia Are Forever The Man With the Golden Gnu

We have a booking today for 6 people that was booked at 2am this morning. We are all familiar with the drunken, 'let's do this tomorrow, it'll be great!' when you're knee-deep in cans. If they turn up I'll be impressed

We are open on Boxing Day for the first time in around 10 years, first booking *was* 3:30pm but one of the staff has booked for 1pm

"Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to fuck someone, it would have been her. It would have been her"

Watching the Death of Snow White on Prime and I'm sad to report that the Wicked Queen is much fairer and hotter than Snow White, as are most of Snow Whites pals, which kind of destroys the whole premise

Merry Xmas, Seasons Greeting, Joyeux Noel etc. I hope you all received lovely gifts/sacrificed someone to the god of winter today, depending on your theological viewpoint xx

*slaps top of airfryer* You can fit so many roast potatoes in this bad boy

Five perfect movies (in no particular order): The Princess Bride Alien Young Frankenstein Goodfellas Seven Samurai

*me, walking into the family Xmas dinner with holly sticking out of my pants* "What do you mean it's Deck the Halls?"

Your Xmas card has been standing g among other Xmas cards since Friday @werkoderko.bsky.social because my wife didn't tell me it arrived. Thank you!xx

Luckily the US has zero tolerance for *checks notes* criminal immigrants

Amazing that the 60 Minutes piece pulled by Bari Weiss is now everywhere online. Good work, lxds

Opened my Secret Santa gift with minimal enthusiasm as usual only to find a pair of Marshall Bluetooth headphones and thought, 'this is.....good!'

Things you love to see. Tommy Ten Names gets his arse handed to him by Ty Mitchell. Ty was well able for Tommy, both verbally and physically. Shame he didn't deck him.

Hospitality has taught me that a maximum of 4 men should be allowed to socialise together at Xmas. Any more is Asshole Central

Uh-oh

Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day. "Where there any other contenders?" "Um, no?" "A hollow victory, then".

When you get mad at me online, this is who you're getting mad at

Son is part of a programme at school that discusses gender violence and discrimination with 1st and 2nd year pupils, so a form of this already exists in Scotland. No problem is ever solved until the root cause is addressed; misogynistic boys become misogynistic men

Me, after watching Zootropolis 2 with my son: did you get the Shining reference? Son: yeah, in the maze in the snow My work is done

WILMA!!!!

Not overly impressed by Aberdeen 😒

Why is it so dark

Lol, the Bsky developers MUST know that this is the last thing anyone wants; they're not newbies at social media. Amazing stuff

Boruc Lustig, Elliott, Balde, Izaguirre McGeady, Petrov, Lambert, Moravcik Hartson, Larsson #celticfc

Last chance to order a truly unique gift before Xmas - a piece of art made out of all the virtues and flaws of a real human (in this case a wee Portuguese-born numpty living in Scotland) Have a look through wgsaraband.com and get in touch if anything catches your eye - your support is appreciated 💙

Me thinking I've had a nice early finish and I'll be home soon, only to be caught in the Ibrox jam as the game comes out 😔

Mods best take the day off because the tsunami of joy is gonna overwhelm them

We're opening on the next few Mondays, including today, for the Xmas period. Unfortunately head office have neglected to tell the customers about it

Damn, Rob Reiner. Forever grateful for Spinal Tap and The Princess Bride. The man seemed genuinely kind

Someone has hacked my sons PS account and changed the email, trying to explain the situation to a bot is fucking pointless and good luck trying to speak to a human

Over on Twitter I wrote a thread reimagining the One Ring as a kitten and how Sauron missed a trick putting all his power into an inanimate object. What a PR disaster it would be to advocate throwing a kitten to its fiery death. It was only moderately popular but it still makes me smile

Replying 10 times at one table, 'the soup is part of the set menu' to exclamations of, 'I didn't order soup'

Naturally, despite ordering in advance, 5 people ate starters meant for their colleagues

First check, Black Friday, 2025 😭

Driver on the way but he hasn't posted his location which means he wants the fare but he's miles away 😒

Busiest Friday of the year today so thought I'd start early and get a taxi in to work. Still waiting for a taxi and now I'm going to be late. Great start to a stressful day 😱

Our Star Trek

🧵 Seeing some privilege discourse and I'm reminded that my wife was made to leave school at 16 and get a job by a dad who didn't give a shit about education (not even his worst trait). The effect that had on her self-esteem meant she accepted her lot and accepted that she'd never achieve much 1/

See, I regard myself as working class because of my upbringing and most of my views and opinions stem directly from the experience of having very little and actively being in poverty for some of it. My son isn't, though, and if he has kids they won't be either

I'll take one from the top, two from the second and third rows and one from the bottom please, Carol

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