The question for the evening is: Who will get pissier over the fireworks, Dart or Mort? *PS: we have a white noise machine

Holy fuck, this was so damn good. Scared the shit out of me. I even hid my face a couple times and caused Mort to worry. Fuck this was good. Not much actually scares me and this was an absolute ride. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ youtu.be/XJ0uv-phsDk?...

The number of fish with school loans is off the scales

I'm being seen lately I've had this shirt for 6+ years. I've had one comment before today. Today, I've had 6.

Mamdani doing so much so quickly just proves it could have been done a long time ago.

As customer service gets outsourced to non-organics, people will be angrier when they reach another human being. Unfortunately it will be taken out on the human because a machine does not react. The emotional reaction is the point of the anger. I avoided anger because I saw why I was frustrated.

Part of my problem is that I can't do or feel anything half-assed.

Poly in theory, wall flower in practice

We could tell the technocrats that if we kick off a glacial period they'd save money on cooling data centers and locking water into ice will create more usable land

I'm either baked or I'm funny as fuck

Can you imagine the subspace bill that the Enterprise D accumulates because of all the Roaming Data charges?

If you see this post your mentor.

Each state should have had its own 250th celebration.

I wonder if they're just talking to each youtu.be/t5tyLAqWg78?...

Of those listed, Darts are the most dangerous

Fossil fuels are too valuable to burn

Last night dreams involved sex and a panic attack over going into space on the way to launch pad

If you hear the Vinton County Ohio child endangerment story, for context there are no grocery stores in that county. There is a horrific amount of rural poverty. The coal mines closed 100 years ago and nothing has replaced that industry in the economy. This does not excuse what happened

Mort's favorite treat is dried lamb liver It smells like blood I can't handle the smell of blood The way his face just lit up!!

Shoot me a DM if you know my relationship history (who brought me to WA) and you have space for some of my personal inventory

Who ordered "hand tossed"?

Does Lwaxana Troi ever respond to the Enterprise D computer?

Why are Star Fleet Division colors in human primary? Wouldn't Vulcans react to green the way we do red? Did Amanda carry Spock? If so, how did they deal with the immune system? He had a different hemoglobin! How do hybrids exist when we can't even hybridize with anything on our planet?

Couldn't you use a Star Trek transporter to lose weight? Could you use one for mass vaccinations? Are you sure Star Fleet isn't editing your memories every time you beam? Why do they transport sick people? Couldn't they fix it? They've done it before. Why isn't the buffer a lifeboat?

Pictures not loading on FCF is homophobic.

We have a generation of parents who think active shooter drills in elementary school are normal They're not, never have been. They're dystopian.

Parents deciding their kid should be the youngest instead of the oldest is so fucking stupid. Sure you look cool because your child can do it, but a year is a long time in childhood development. They will always be last in physical activities. They will be last into puberty. Last to drive.

Can we get a bog witch to stand by the reflecting pond? I would, but my outfit's at the cleaners

Just spoke with a friend about reading about AIDS in second grade. That left a mark. It was not well done.

Jesus 🤝 Gays MADONNA

Burnt grass Half-assed construction project Fight in the yard Empty party My dog, it's like my family took over the house. Just need a billy goat to wander around

When you doom scroll the post only exists as it's on your screen. There is no long piece of paper that your phone is looking at. It comes, and it goes. I think that's beautiful

These DSA men... woof

Bad similar words to mix up: • prostrate vs prostate • peritoneum vs perineum Access to the prostate is just past the perineum. Prostrate is how you should be when the doc checks your peritoneum by tapping on your stomach.

Hot weather tips All cooking should be in a microwave. Stovetop if you have to. Don't bake. Drink water Close the blinds and curtains during the day. All day. Fans move air. Use that A cross breeze can be wonderful Water

If men could get pregnant, you'd be able to obtain an abortion at Chik' fila.

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Friendly reminder that like this whole app is on meds that make your heat risk higher so we love that you’re hot but take a second for your pausa de hidratación so you don’t get sick

Oh shit, I need to eat-forgot again

Twink era lol I was 7 super slim then a 32 husky I got big fast when puberty hit. Yea, chubby because I moderate emotions with food, but I also have the natural physique of a brick shithouse. Think "tall Neanderthal"

Not one man who used Jeffrey Epstein to help them rape underage girls has been arrested. But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water. #NationalPriorities

My office shares an entrance with what used to be the campus store. They closed permanently two weeks ago. It's so quiet. I don't hear the doors opening all the time. It's kinda creepy

Since the Gipper, has the GOP put forth a president that isn't either a celebrity or celebrity adjacent? The Bushes got in b/c of being Ronnie's VP. They may be more name recognition being important than I've realized. It's not like they have popular policies.

An ass so perfect they're calling it "Japanese Cheesecake"

An ass so flat they're serving pancakes

Something to ponder The collapse of Rome led to the Middle Ages in Europe. You know whose founders had a hard-on for Rome?