I apologized to Guy and mentioned the anxiety. I also said I’d like to still hangout, but not a bar. I think that was the bit that went too far This is me

Shit, last night was a panic attack

Yes I’m already stoned. But I’ve been awake since 6am. I’ve also been in autistic panic for like 16 hours I don’t know what to do about something. I’m afraid of misjudging someone, their interest in me, and they could benefit from a relationship with me. In fact it seems like they already have.

Trump smiles like his dentures are too big I have a need to see them pop out on camera and hit the mic. I’m just putting that out there to the ætheral to manage because I think we all need this.

My Instagram feed is becoming people loving on pets or animals doing fun things. This is peak algorithm

Suppose Quaid in Total Recall was living out an implanted memory. What would happen when he realized there was no air on Mars and his “dead” wife was at home?

Last night was so amazing I was asleep around 8:30

🤣💀🥹🤤

Whelp Had the crash I’m home with just the plant lights and YouTube on and popcorn chicken in the oven. Non-dairy ice cream in the freezer.

I just want to be fully seen and still embraced

Feeling toppy too

Horny enough to ignore my SSRIs

So, the guy who invited me to drinks stayed past closing at his storage unit and caused a false alarm. I’m supposed to charge him $25 and stick him on office hours. This is why I don’t bother to fucking hope for anything from anyone

I’ve slept like shit 2 nights in a row and I’m seriously tempted to call off work I won’t though Because I think not working is somehow immoral. Not when other people can’t, just when I can’t. Considering how bad the MDD and GAD are I’ve been told more than once I shouldn’t be. I’ll make it

I feel this in my soul

I graduated from Central Bible College Let’s say, it didn’t have the most rigorous of academic standards. That paper would have been a 0 there

I just realized that a “one night stand” doesn’t require a sleepover. It’s just the old words for hookup. I swear I’m an intelligent person

I like bad puns And I cannot lie! Make my clothes uncomfortable so I take them off

Holy shit! Just heard that someone ran away from SPD. Description: “Psychic” Little Person with a violent temper. A Small Medium at Large

My new asst spent time in my old one’s paperwork She asked how I wasn’t burnt out

Yea, this is a good summation Apparently listening to over 200 genres is a lot for an algorithm

I wish my brain could accept things as they are and would just fucking relax and enjoy good things

I made some half-assed fajitas to use up some bell pepper mix. I can fucking cook

It really helps that I want to ________ his ______ while I _______ his ________.

Just got hit on Yea, I’m good for a while

I’ve finally decided to get a Christmas tree. It has to look like a butt plug

Based on how people act at Christmas and how Christians in general behave, are we sure Jesus was such a great guy?

Seeing the temperatures back east, I made the right decision It’s in the 40s here. Sure it’s wet, but so is snow. At least here my water stays liquid and flowing instead of sticky slickly slushy wet

This whole thing was just a JOURNEY from beginning to end. 😱

I was going to make a joke about teachers indoctrinating kids to write their name on their work instead of being trans And I realized I have no idea if kids actually turn in paper

The best revenge on parents is to talk about your age For example, “Oh, my 30th class reunion is this year.”

Merv just replied to me, so you bitches have competition now I know Merv loves Charals, but I can hope

Realized that what I thought would be a new discord account won’t happen because of my phone number. I was accidentally reported for something or other. I didn’t care much until I decided I want off Instagram and I don’t have many socials left. I also don’t want to share my # with everyone.

“I don’t know him from Adam!” Look for a bellybutton

I’m hungry, but not enough to cook

Realigned my diet a little and now my system is resetting. Not an unpleasant cleansing and not too runny. But thorough.

Christmas is often used in movies to set a story in time. It’s easy to tell what time of year it is, and the lighting is easier for night scenes. We expect too much light outside during the holidays. It’s also why streets are wet during night scenes. Twice the light without ruining the mood.

Let’s be honest, I’d bet most of the “Sexiest Men” have sucked a dick. In the words of Chris Evans, “What do you think, we’re theater kids?”

I have a pumpkin pie to myself

I once met a guy who ended up looking exactly like my dad in person. Yea… Not happening

We live in a universe where Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah did a mermaid movie I was obsessed with www.imdb.com/title/tt0088...

Fuck the patriarchy, have gay sex

Pineapple juice with powdered sugar for cookie icing seems like something you should all know. It could also work on cake

I feel I should warn you all I’m happy and it’s persisting. Like genuinely happy. 10 years old playing in the woods with my canteen and Walkman happy. I may become unstoppable if I become functional. I have a megalomaniacal messiah complex The Empire will be organized

My sexuality is homosexual Vers is my sexual preference

Well, that’s enough misadventure for the morning. Long story short, My brain fell out, My skull got broken, Cleaned the mess, New pot for the brain, Cracked some eggs, Burnt the buns, Sitting my ass down

Bare minimum my ass You’re worth maximum effort