Seems a lot like the weird crap out of 1980s USSR.

Dear men of a certain age and beyond, Please don't dye your beard. I know you think it makes you look older having grey in it, but beards look so bad when you dye them. It looks glued on. Grey/white is inevitable, work it.

Ok, Trek nerding time The Federation and Earth Gov are socialist/post-scarcity in the Picard era. How does Chateau Picard keep the actual land they're growing grapes on? Why do they get it and not Francois? Why does Chef Sisko get part of building for a restaurant? Both need real estate

Could you be anymore Midwest than Minnesota? What could be more Americana? You've pissed off the kindest US population available. Impressive. Now you've played your hand and we see you. Sic semper tyrannis

You became eccentric, I was born to it, I was born a weirdo. You merely adopted it. Poser

You'll starve if you don't go to college! It's ok to take out loans, you'll be able to pay them off in 10 years!

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Capitalism requires a subjugated group to provide the foundation of exploitation

At this point I think Trump has a gay sex tape with Johnson Together Smears of orange on the Bible pages

Yes, I'm smoking weed

The only thing that we know that is capable of consciousness is the human brain. The only thing capable of creativity is our brain. What if that's why the Machines in the Matrix, created the matrix. Silicon could only get them so far, so they needed our spare computational power.

Who am I to argue with the stars and planets?

There are good people out there Dart

I went off Instagram and my daily phone use time is in half. Literal fucking half It's still dropping

They screamed for decades that Democrats were coming for your guns. A Democrat never said that. But look here... Look with your eyes

It's 2026, maybe Gojira will come this year

Xenomorph Queen of Hearts vs Alice In Chains

I'm starting to wonder if I'm giving off "steal your man" vibes The sheer dirty looks and possessiveness I'm seeing just standing here Don't worry, I don't want them I'm poly not a homewrecker

I'm not ordering a fucking pretzel through my gods damned phone

I have convinced myself that I am unlovable and unattractive. That as soon as someone sees the "real me" (yes, I mean that in both senses of the word) that they won't like me anymore I know that's not reality and I'm working on it But, uh, yay christianity for teaching me those lessons so well

If sleep didn't provide vital functions, evolution would have trimmed it out completely. Everything on this planet sleeps.

Xenomorph Queen of Hearts vs Alice in Wonderland

Guinea's are the only part of rural life I miss

As snow is hitting most of the US I remember why I moved to the PNW

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants. Okay, bye.

Kinda embarrassing when you move into a haunted house and the ghosts disappear

We can't expect extraterrestrial contact when we can't embrace immigrants We can't cooperate with our own species, how can we be expected to with the ultimate OTHER? That or we're alone Either should be embarrassing

Is he, you know, a "Friend of Luwaxana?"

If thou findest your fields barren of fucks, do not soweth any more fucks lest they multiply and overrun thee

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I think maybe you'd call this "Identify Euphoria?"

Feeling myself

Yesterday I learned that hydrogen atoms in water get really poly with each other and swap protons between H2O molecules.

Quiet doesn't mean passive Power is silent and just shows up, does what needs doing, then goes.

no, it's a whole body.

Call this what it is, legalized pedophilia in the name of "genital inspection."

The He-Man trailer is like a plate of brownies. Finding out Leto's in it is like finding cat shit in your brownies

"Sure you can roll 20 on charisma, but I'm a lonely necromancer"

I'm thirsty as hell

Oops, forgot the satire!

I really hate when the idea of blow jobs (or analysts sex) gets used as a shorthand for debasing oneself. Every time I say so, people want to be all “OK, but except for so-and-so” and, no, I mean in all cases.

Gotta love Virgos lol

Good, It's what they wanted They wanted power, made their play and it's dying

This is BlueSky There is no algorithm Reposting your stuff does nothing but annoy the rest of us

Time to go home Ross wins