Completed this year's Canadian census. Was frankly disappointed that it didn't ask whether I was a proud cocksucker. I feel like that would have been beneficial information.

Have you ever thought about how cars are bottoms because they need liquid pumped into them in order to function.

Drove to the cottage and now heading with the 'rents to a restaurant to celebrate my dad's birthday. He's turning 89 in two days!

It's not just my 33rd birthday coming up, but next month will be my 7th gay birthday (i.e. 7 years since I began living and learning to be gay). I don't think I've done too badly gaying myself up over these 7 years, don't you think? 😅 Especially since I didn't know what being gay *was* before then.

Can I invite you to my birthday? Even if you cannot come because you don't live here in Toronto, it feels nice to know that there may be a few people on here who would genuinely want to.

Saw The Devil Wears Prada 2 and hung out with a friend this evening, which really was just what I needed after this stressful week. 🥹

Met with one of the managing editors today and I'm getting a glowing performance assessment for the past year. A pay raise is incoming! 🤗🥰

Happy to announce that I am taking next Friday off work to make it a 4-day long weekend for my birthday. 🥰

Happy new season of All-Stars day! And a less happy one for all those evil people who post full spoilers before normal people even wake up. 😠

I think the arm is starting to arm. 💪🏻

I think the arm is starting to arm. 💪🏻

If gay sex were turned into a jukebox musical, surely "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" would be sung during the bukkake number. Or would that be too obvious.

The existence of a hantavirus assumes the existence of a huntyvirus.

True allyship is letting him sit on it.

I bought Papers, Please a few days ago and I am quite liking it! My day job is in editing and the mechanics really gel with how I have to pay attention to little details in my day-to-day life. I wonder what else I should try playing?

T-minus 10 more days until my birthday. If you wish to begin lining up ahead of time to give me a birthday smooch, you may. 😚

I bought Timbits for the office today and considering the shitload of work dumped on us, I felt like everyone deserved a lil treat.

Ugh, the pharmacist I got my prescription from today was really cute, but alas, I don't believe he's gay. 😭

I love Hump Day because BUTTS.

If you're gay and you're a Taurus, you're immediately one of the best people in existence. I don't make the rules, but it's true. ✨✨

Imagine our holes worked like storage drives and they could hold like, I dunno, 100 GB of data and when someone bred you their cum was like 500 MB and your ass naturally deleted those 500 MB after a few hours? Anyway, we'd be able to hold so much cum data. That would be so cool.

Why are there no candles that smell like foreskin on the market. Give people what they want!

If you're gay and you're a Taurus, you're immediately one of the best people in existence. I don't make the rules, but it's true. ✨✨

Is Cinco de Mayo the American equivalent of our Victoria Day? Did Americans get the day off today?

Remember that gay guy who showed his hole full out on YouTube so he could demonstrate the efficacy of hair removal cream? 😂 God, that was so funny.

Booked an appointment at a clinic tomorrow regarding my recent tick bite just to be on the safe side. I'm not experiencing any concerning symptoms but I shouldn't take any chances.

Maybe embarrassed myself to my colleagues by not knowing what Steam was, but now they've given me a list of games to check out, which is the best outcome I could've asked for. 😂 I'm so NOT a gaymer, but maybe it's time I tried to poke around and find some stuff that might be fun?

Don't you yearn sometimes for the pandemic era when you didn't have to feel guilty for not going places because you couldn't go anywhere because things were closed and you could just thrive in your solitude?

If you live alone do you pour your juices into a glass or do you drink them straight from the source?

Tired: Roleplay Wired: Roll play (eating cinnamon rolls in bed with your man)

Where are the jockstraps? Where are the harnesses? #MetGala

I don't get the Met Gala. Tell me why I'm supposed to be impressed that rich people know how to show off being rich.

Ugh, what happened this morning is going to mess with my mood and anxiety for I have no idea how long. 😭 This is not what I wanted for my birthday month. If I wasn't at work I'd probably start crying about it.

Well, I had a pretty awful morning because I discovered I'd been bitten by a tick on my inner thigh while at the cottage this weekend, the tick was still attached to me, and I had to pull it out with tweezers. 😭 It was fucking horrible.

A cup of herbal tea with a lil squeeze of honey in it just hits right for me.

I'm still trying to process how I got almost 400 likes on a selfie recently. I've somehow conditioned my brain to think I'm not particularly attractive, so it's like... wait a second... maybe this shows that... I am??

Wow, I've been on the road all evening driving back to the city and since that time Rudy Giuliani is apparently on death's doorstep and the Raptors were eliminated from the NBA playoffs? Only one of those things is bad news and you can probably guess which one I mean.

I've seen a few anti-cottage cheese posts of late and this is unacceptable. Drizzle some honey on it and it fucks so good. Plus, so much protein!

I need to learn how to read books again lmao. I'm still reading Game Changer despite having started it in February. 💀 And this is not at all because I am not liking it—far from! I just forget how to incorporate books into my daily life. Being able to read at the cottage should help rectify that...

No running water tonight (such is the joy of opening a cottage after the winter and bracing for the unexpected) so yes, I did just go scoop a bucket of ice cold water from the lake just now in my mom's Crocs.

It was one of those days when I lay down in bed and just COULD NOT keep my eyes open.

God, I missed this view. ♥️🌄

Do people enjoy travelling alone? I don't mean for work or anything, but for holidays.

Contemplation.

Made it safely to the cottage! 🥰 Although brrrrr, it's still quite chilly in these parts! 🥶

Let's give it up for Fresh Cut Friday! 😚💇🏻

Let's give it up for Fresh Cut Friday! 😚💇🏻

Stuck! On the Subway! Trying to Get Home!

Opening up my cottage this weekend! (And yes, I mean this literally and not euphemistically 😂)

lol is it true that Chicago gays judge people harshly if they don't live in one of the two neighbourhoods that gays live in or whatever? That's what my hookup told me yesterday and I was like... that's legitimately so stupid. 😅