Unlike yesterday, today I don't have anyone to hang out/spend time with for Pride, so I guess I'm going to have to make the best of it all on my own. 🥲

Had a really good Pride day! Got to meet up with some friends. Took in the bustling street of the Village and the vendors. Later watched the annual Drag Ball and saw queens like Myki Meeks, Silky, Jasmine Kennedie, Pythia, Sami Landri, Van Goth and several others. 🏳️‍🌈

I guess I'm off to do some Pride. Hope I look nice. 😊

I love when a novel has a map. Like yes bitch, show me where the fake mountain is!! Let me see that fucking nonexistent gorge!!

Now that I've done my biannual changing of the bedsheets, it's gonna be SO amazing throwing the covers on myself tonight and feeling the clean sheets against my youthful skin.

I love when a novel has a map. Like yes bitch, show me where the fake mountain is!! Let me see that fucking nonexistent gorge!!

I was genuinely contemplating going for a walk to the gay village (it's now after midnight) just so I could tell myself I "did something" Pride-related today. 🫠

No disrespect to those who like clubs, raves and the like for Pride (especially for evening events), but... can't there be something for those of us who like quieter, less crowded affairs as well? 😐

What do car lovers and uncut gay men have in common? They're always pulling back their hoods.

Wait. I think... that's... me!

The meaning of life is blowing away eyelashes and pubic hairs from random surfaces.

Did I change my shirt to go down and pick up some deliveries from the lady concierge because my tits were really showing? Yeah, I did. (I would have gone down with my tits if it was the gay concierge, tho)

I was admittedly kind of down in the dumps these past few days, but I'm happy to say I'm feeling better today. 🤗 I intend to have a fun Pride this year. I have to remember this is only my fourth year of doing it! My first one was in 2022. I'm still in my Pride infancy, relatively speaking!

No dicks left behind on FCF! Except, of course, those dicks left *in* behinds. In which case they can stay there for as long as possible. 😌

Gay himbos right now: "Whoa, that's what my bottle of Rush looks like!" 😮

Bitcoin implies the existence of Spankcoin.

Hair stylists 🤝 Grindr hookups "Any kinks?"

Honestly it's pretty despicable that I have more friends living in other parts of the world than I do in the actual city I live in. Like what the fuck.

Today's mood.

People visiting town for Pride and yet none of them are visiting my ASS. 😫

Why does the logo look like someone jizzed on it. Is that the way I'm supposed to make friends? By jizzing on them?

I'm not sure the clacky fan or the Pride socks I ordered are going to arrive in time for the weekend and it's sad! I should have thought about buying them earlier. 😭

Gay friend groups are just independent city-states linked by mutual acquaintances and calendar conflicts.

Tired: European heat wave. Wired: European MEAT WAVE, BABY. 🍆🍆🍆🍆

It's probably for the best that autism isn't a contagious disease that can be passed to others. I don't know how neurotypicals would cope if they were thrust into this life. Their sanity would likely fall to pieces. They must feel lucky that this is our burden and will never be there's.

It's probably for the best that autism isn't a contagious disease that can be passed to others. I don't know how neurotypicals would cope if they were thrust into this life. Their sanity would likely fall to pieces. They must feel lucky that this is our burden and will never be there's.

lol OH and as I was walking home I bumped into a guy I've known since 2024 and this is literally the first time he's spoken more than one sentence to me in that entire time. I guess he was forced to out of politeness, but I'm glad he didn't pretend not to notice me, at least. Thanks, Justin!

At least once the drag party was done the guy I've been working out with had finally returned from being out of the country for three weeks so I did get to suck his dick and eat his ass (and cum twice). So sexually I'm still scoring a few points, and I can't say anything bad about that.

Tonight was nice. I can say I saw the likes of Sasha Colby perform (along with queens like Bosco, Jane Don't, Darlene Mitchell, Nini Coco, Briar Blush and more). My friend has a new boyfriend keeping them occupied though, so I just wish I felt a bit more... wanted by others? More included?

I think I tried on like 6 variations of an outfit before I settled on one that seemed fine. I'm like... how do gay people dress to go out of doors lmao.

Did I have to take a CBD pill because my anxiety about tonight was starting to spiral into "I want to lie on the bed and start crying" levels? YEP.

I've discovered quite a few artists while letting Spotify curate its Discover Weekly playlists for me. One such discovery is Avery Cochrane. Really love her vibe, and whenever "Sex, Etc." comes on it's so difficult not to dance to it. And it's a veritable earworm too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oykd...

Our D&I committee at work hosted a lil Pride event today and I made a rainbow bead bracelet and a pronoun button! Yay! 🏳️‍🌈🌈

The thought of having to squeeze into an overcrowded parkette tonight with several hundred gays and queers is a nightmare to my autistic-ass self, but my friend asked me to go and how can I turn down the chance to see queens like Darlene Mitchell, Bosco and Jane Don't in the flesh? For free?

Anyway, if you thought your dick was hard, being neurodivergent is harder.

Literally why are some gay men like this

Bulls when they see something red:

Ooop, did I send naughty vids of myself to the guy I recently met and who's now in South Korea so he could jerk off to them? Maybe I did. 🤭

Bulls when they see something red:

Me: She's literally saved me. The she in question:

I was probably the fruitiest bitch in karate class when I took lessons as a kid. Sensei hated to see these limp wrists coming.

Still riding the high of receiving this message from a friend I haven't seen in a while and trying not to let stuff like body fat percentage and whatnot mess with me.

I think my favourite element is phosphorus because your pussy would literally be fire if you touched it.

Seeing a raccoon in broad daylight feels like accidentally meeting a coworker at the bathhouse.

Apart from one friend inviting me to some things it does look like I might be largely flying by the seats of my pants at Pride this weekend.

Gosh, it would be nice if I had a bloomfie who'd visit Toronto for Pride and we hung out together. That would be so fun.

Remembered how this album literally healed me when I was in high school and then I realized I ought to have the vinyl for my record player and so I ordered it.

That trope in a queer romance where the couple fights and stop speaking for a while, but then one of them realizes how much they love the other person and they do something almost recklessly romantic to prove the extent of their love? Fuck, that shit is always going to get me. Every. Damn. Time.

Keir Starmer really fucked around (with trans people by severely diminishing and undermining their dignity and rights) and found out (by resigning like the stupid-ass loser he is). We love our trans family in the UK. They deserve better than that miserable old sod. 🏳️‍⚧️

Oops, went on a following spree because there are so many hotties out there. Don't mind me. 😅