Watching this movie for the first time last year was truly formative queer cinemagoing. Loved Valerie in it. Seeing her sprawled on a giant milkshake is what we should all aspire to in life. RIP, queen.

Off to sit in a committee for two hours! Brb. Don't stop being gay while I'm gone! ♥️

Have to wear a tie for the first time this year. Welcome back to work, Ontario legislators.

It is an immense relief that some men can have a questionable taste in film and still know how to sexually pleasure their fellow men.

I don't have a foot spa but because I'm gay it's probably worth it to get one. But also my birthday is in less than two months so maybe I should just wait and get one as a birthday present. Hmmm. 🤔

Have you ever been like, "Nah, I don't want to do anything right now except read a book"?

He also got me this adorable fridge magnet. 🥹

My brother and his fiancee brought back Tim Tams from Australia and I got to try them for the first time and now I may have to consider moving to Australia. 🤤

Brother is finally back from Australia after three weeks and it's time to bring the dog back to him after my parents dogsat while he was gone. 💔

Who's up thinking gay thoughts?

Cinematic masterpiece.

Two can play at that game, bitch.

I've never been in drag but if a drag queen wanted to make me over then yeah, I'd be down.

JANE'S COWBOY DIED?! Ugh, what a bummer way to end this episode. 😭 #DragRace

Eliminated queen was suffering from a serious case of the Kenya Pleasers (i.e. trying to pretend she knew the words and not succeeding). #DragRace

God, it's frustrating how anal Michelle is with this drag family resemblance shit. There's no room to colour outside the lines even a little bit and I find that stupid. #DragRace

Stumbled on this film called Dick from 1999 starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams as two joyful airheads who get mixed up in Watergate (?!) and become Richard Nixon's official dog walkers (?!?!?!) and that sounds so fucking good that I MUST watch ASAP.

One more hour until Darlene Mitchell's #DragRace!

Have a fabulously cocktacular Fat Cock Friday, my hotties and thotties! 🥰

God, I love Fridays.

My winter of stable work scheduling is over! Next week I'm back to vascillating start and end times (most of them 11:30-7:30) 😅

I still have residual trauma from that time I had to call my credit card provider because of fraudulent activity and I am almost certain the guy on the other end was sniggering at me because I had Onlyfans transactions on my statement and I had to orally confirm they were legit. 😡

I hope I didn't disappoint. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Have a fabulously cocktacular Fat Cock Friday, my hotties and thotties! 🥰

Feeling like I want to participate in this week's fat cockery. I guess we will find out in the morning. 😌

Fondly remembering this fucking diva

I completely forgot that this province has a gay campground LOL. The guy I hooked up with today asked me if I had registered for The Point and I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about. I've come so far and yet there's still stuff I evidently need to learn. 🙈

Cumshow at Goal: The Musical! Featuring all the classic songs you know and love, like "Spin the Wheel for a Prize," "I Don't Show Hole," "A Token for Your Cum," "Lovense Serenade," "Buy Those Tickets Now," "Be Right Back! I've Gotta Piss," and "Yeah, I'm Straight" Coming to a theatre near you!

Faced with the decision between making an early dinner and getting a load inside me for the first time this week... Well... 🙈

That lady is totally going to fly over there and dance on his sorry grave when that bitch is dead, mark my words. Every day he finds a new low to sink to.

It's called Horse Meat Disco because horses have big dongs, right. Or am I misinterpreting.

Cumshow at Goal: The Musical! Featuring all the classic songs you know and love, like "Spin the Wheel for a Prize," "I Don't Show Hole," "A Token for Your Cum," "Lovense Serenade," "Buy Those Tickets Now," "Be Right Back! I've Gotta Piss," and "Yeah, I'm Straight" Coming to a theatre near you!

Not to toot my own horn but I do think neurodivergent gays help to make this place amazing and fun ✨✨✨

Straight men wait on tiny little boats to catch fish. Gay men wait on tiny little apps to catch men. Maybe we're not too dissimilar.

The development? Oh, it's ARRESTED, honey!

I had to trim it yesterday because I was worried I was beginning to look like Wolverine in public but fear not, when he grows back a bit we shall resume our beautiful friendship together. ♥️

Tfw you have something stuck in your throat and it's not a penis 😫😫

Not to toot my own horn but I do think neurodivergent gays help to make this place amazing and fun ✨✨✨

I love a workday that's full of spicy gossip and developments. My gay ass loves piping hot tea. I thrive for it.

I am never going to *beat* the allegations because that is not like me. Instead, I am going to therapy with the allegations and we're going to work out our differences without resorting to violence because we are mature and sensible. ♥️

We grow up as popper fiends because we were always huffing these bad boys when the teacher wasn't looking.

Mulling the idea of watching Real Housewives, but (a) there seem to be so many housewives and (b) I have no idea what iterations and seasons are considered good.

Another St. Patrick's Day has passed. Another year of not seeing a single leprechaun or pot of gold. 😭

Completed an upper body workout this evening. Might as well show off my unattractive old self as a way to track my progress lol.

We should be less smart on here. The world sucks. Why talk about it when the option to drool mindlessly over each other exists.

It's probably a good thing our cum doesn't turn green on St. Patrick's Day.

Such a pleasure that I'm convinced the English faculty at my high school all secretly wanted me in their class by the time I hit 12th grade. 😌

Exactly two more months until my birthday. 😶‍🌫️

Growing out one of my nails so I can draw a happy face on it and pretend I have a friend who cares about me.

Do you get jealous when potholes get filled but your hole remains unfilled?