The Olympics are coming up soon. Can't wait to see my fruity lil' figure skaters back in action 🥹

When I lol at you, it's not that I'm laughing out loud. I'm actually lusting out loud lol.

The only straight things I like are my picture frames.

Lord, take me back to a simpler time, when a cow being a playable Mario Kart character had the capacity to fill so many gay hearts with excitement.

Some days it be like, "Which one of you shall I jerk off to today?" and other days that question gets answered for me.

God is real because he saved me from potentially consuming pizza pops in my freezer that were included in a recall issued today over potential e. coli contamination 🙏

"Why go to the gym when you can autistically prance in place while watching TV?" — My brain

The gay equivalent to the Greek comedy and tragedy masks? 🥵😈

Actually, if preliminary estimates are correct, this will be the most snow that's ever fallen in a single day in Toronto. So worst snowstorm I've ever seen in my life is probably more accurate at this point. 🥶

Wondering if any tops/bottoms/sides were crazy enough to venture outdoors today for a hookup.

Was notified that I can work from home tomorrow because of this storm. 🥳

I say this with all seriousness: This is by far the worst snowstorm I've seen hit the city in recent memory.

Thinking of making a stir fry for dinner. Have never done it before but I have a wok now so might as well!

Anyone else still feeling kinda icky that #DragRace's editors tried to make it look like Briar was faking her fainting spell? Even attempting to spin a health incident as if it was staged is gross ethically, even if this is reality TV and dramatic moments are mined for maximum impact. Still.

If any Toronto-based queers know of a good place/group to meet people and make friends in, please let me know. ❤️ I want to try to make more inroads on this front in 2026.

The wind is having the wildest orgasm outside today.

About to head out into the freezing cold to meet friends and watch the 1990 Captain America movie.

I had a nice evening, if you don't count the fact that a lot of people continue to pointedly not say goodbye to me when they leave the bar, which hurts my feelings a lot more than they likely realize.

Hit a very weird and certainly unwelcome milestone: someone in the States is catfishing me on Grindr, which is the first time that's happened to me. I guess this is also the first time I've been called a Kyle. 😐

About to head out into the freezing cold to meet friends and watch the 1990 Captain America movie.

ICE is state-sponsored domestic terrorism and it's abhorrent to witness innocent lives being taken because of an evil and immoral administration. Sending my love to all the Minnesotans who are fighting back against this monstrousness.

I think there's a gay couple living on my floor and I literally didn't know this until it happened that we got on the elevator together this afternoon. And I've been living at my place for over a year now. 😅

Finally taking down my Christmas tree one month after Christmas Eve, just like Jesus intended.

Stay homosexual out there, loves!

Ru was like, "We're not having a bitchy main character this season." #DragRace

Law Roach is so brutal lmao. #DragRace

Gurl, what just happened?! #DragRace

Okay, this mashup design challenge of choosing iconic looks completely at random is really smart. I'm already wondering what disastuhs are in store. #DragRace

As the Brits would say, I am totally chuffed about the result of #TheTraitorsUK!

Honestly it's so hot to me when a guy jacks off to porn and the person on the screen is a bear or a guy who doesn't look like he's suffered through a potato famine. 🥹

Locking in my #TheTraitorsUK winner prediction that it will be Stephen. Final three will be him, Jack and Faz. Faz will vote to banish one more person. Jack and Stephen will vote Faz out because Jack will feel he trusts Stephen a little more/owes him one for being his ally. Voila.

It's always on a cold winter's day that you wish you had a man beside you on the couch so you can politely caress each other's thighs.

tfw when you want to type "I'm good" but it comes out as "I'm goo" and that's actually more representative of your current state

What's wonderful is that when a bloomf whips their cock out, we will whip our cocks out too, and then it's one big, loving circle of cocks dangling from flies and pulled over waistbands. I think that's beautiful.

Oh hey, I actually did pretty good with these this year! Some things I didn't end up predicting but should have seen coming, but I did well in many of the categories!

What's wonderful is that when a bloomf whips their cock out, we will whip our cocks out too, and then it's one big, loving circle of cocks dangling from flies and pulled over waistbands. I think that's beautiful.

Is it just me or did January go by... really fast?

Being true to my handle of a cinema gay and locking in my predictions for tomorrow's #Oscar nominations! Read it if you'd like, or quickly scroll through, or look at the pictures. Whatever floats your boat. medium.com/@tptrussow/9...

Yeah, I'm the gay who is excited for Oscar nominations. What of it?

Me and my foreskin today

So hold up. His plane en route to Davos mysteriously turned around and we think it was because something bad happened to him? I'm happy to indulge in the fantasy until someone shatters it, so please carry on. ❤️

The worst part of winter is not the snow for me. It's the cold air wreaking havoc with my hands 😭

If it snows tomorrow morning I'm being given permission to work from home, so I'm counting that as a win for the gays. 🌈

Grindr profile: "READ MY BIO 😘😘" Me:

"Knocking it out of the park" means doing something exceptionally well. "Knocking it out of the Park" means a bottom named Park experiencing the bliss of cumming hands-free while being railed. That's your lesson for today, kids.

I'm a bottom and dildo play doesn't do very much for me. And yes, we do exist.

If he invades Canada, we are not giving up our maple syrup. I want to be clear about that.

I need some big bara tiddies to kiss goodnight.

At last, I can say I performed Hamlet somewhere, lisping like the faggoat that I am in the way I'm sure Shakespeare had hoped.

Hands cold. Please send attractive man with big booty so he can sit on them and warm them. Thanks.