My hotel room toilet mews like an upset kitten at the end of the flush.

So it's ok for one country to go into another country and arrest its leader for criminal activity that hurts people. Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.

Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center. We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

When his failing health finally takes him, how long do you think he'll be "on vacation" before they admit he's dead? I really think it'll be weeks of excuses for why we haven't seen him. Weeks of bizarrely literate Truth Social posts on his account that clearly didn't come from him.

I think of "average American", and it conjures imagery of a loud Texan cowboy stereotype (all hat, no horse) yelling at a Japanese chef that his sushi is uncooked. This is NOT someone I want to put above experts in their fields and is a far-below-average world citizen.

how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday

Tarantino's Totoro

Mine, too!!

As of today, I am a FULL professor. I do not care much for occupational status markers. Still, it is not lost on me that only 2% of full professors are Black women. This goes beyond personal accomplishment. It is a responsibility to do as much as I can for others. That is exactly what I aim to do.

go.bsky.app/NxXdnn5 Zolran Momdani has taken the reins of New York. None of the leaders of the democratic party supported him. He and his supporters knock on doors, did the work. And he shrugged off the criticism. We need more innovative leaders follow and work on getting out the vote

This 👇 👇 👇

Trump wishing himself Merry Christmas.

My ex mother in law, ripping the cover off our TV Guide when visiting because it featured "porn" or a "bimbo". The cover of TV Guide! 😂

You'd think there's no temporal distance wide enough to allow people to form positive impressions of Hitler. But it seems he's far enough in the past that it's easy to convince certain people he was a great leader. I'm sorry, but I'm not praising Louis XVI, no matter how long ago he ran France.

Watch for people casting devious stares in your direction.

If you've never seen a chicken, an order of chicken fingers might make you think they are big and scary! (Not my joke ... but I can't remember where it came from)

The priest said to exorcise my demons. I misheard and have been taking them for walkies and park play time for decades.

Last Christmas, I gave you this song, But it's so overplayed it was received all wrong Next year, to save me from tears, I'll give you La Vida Loca

Charge him with false advertising. Make him go to court with Stormy Daniels (and others if available) on the witness stand. I want to see him have to address his unfortunate endowment in front of a jury, the press, and a large crowd in the courtroom. 😂

The moon in my coffee.

This MFer, Tim Cotton, trying to spin drug kingpins for his wannabe king

I’m with Olivia! 🎯🎯🎯

I'm not crabby. I'm just more evolved. www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...

are people still getting right with the lord

If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:

Is Charlie Kirk dead? Or did they just learn from Trump's "assassination attempt" to use a squib and better production value? There was a severe lack of eyewitness accounts for both, despite the crowds present at the events.

A Turkish coworker sometimes called me "Plum" when I was 17. No explanation. The Internet did not exist for several more years. Google translate came even later. 😂

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party : (sorry, but the event sounds very social)

Today's plan:

A political party unwilling to hold their own accountable should never have control of this country again. Period.

My last 3 brain cells

Do you think Trump likes McDonald's so much because he thinks it's named after him? If it were just about the junk food, I'd expect some other drive-thru fare on occasion. Though, of late, I'd expect he'd switch to Burger King, which also sounds like it's named after him.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Juxtaposition FTW! @infinitescream.bsky.social @sluggerjoe194.bsky.social

When Trump and MTG argue, it takes longer because they have to pass the lone brain cell between them back and forth between making points.

Reposting this because the crimes against humanity by this fascist regime are mounting up on the daily! If you agree like many others, please repost as well!

Jesus didn’t die to give Christians immunity from accountability.

Trump was born 15 months after Hitler died. Does it take six months to recycle a soul into a new blastocyst (plus nine more to be spawned into the world)?

Take note of the important part: "Without him, we'd have nothing." That Bannon is saying this should be powerful motivation for Congress Dems to ensure he's impeached, arrested, and locked away for life. Instead, I bet Schumer's already got his strongly worded letter stationery out!

Ever have a non-existent earworm stuck in your head? All day: An instrumental version of "76 Trombones" in the style of Herb Alpert.

Did Christina Aguilera know that you don't rub the genie? You don't even rub the bottle; that's for magic lamps. You just open the bottle. I don't think she studied djinn at all before writing that song.

Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like: 1. clear things (colored glass, crystals/gems, liquid in clear bottles) 2. purple 3. logic puzzles 4. Disney Dreamlight Valley 5. Joy Division 6. black licorice 7. coffee 8. intense back massages 9. sleep 10. AI slop (sorry, but it's true)

"Devil went down to Georgia..." "Down". He went DOWN to Georgia. He lives in Hell. Does that make Georgia the 8th level of Hell?

"It's only legal when Republicans do it! Don't you know that‽" Republicans in Texas did it with no regard for the Will of The People. At least in California, they are doing it after confirming it *is* the Will of The People.

Repost if you see the most patriotic automobile in American history. 🦅 🇺🇸

Stop their bullshit before they even try and start it