Does Tylenol cause childhood autism? We asked an elderly man dressed as Uncle Sam who drove 2100 miles to attend the Charlie Kirk memorial stadium event.

im having a harder time with politics than i ever have in my life, including the iraq war and the recession. we're in a full blown fascism explosion and the so-called opposition party has never been weaker. everything we've stood for as americans is being eroded, with a whimper.

didn’t get raptured just another thing everyone else is doing without me

is this

IS IT GONNA BE LIKE THIS FOREVER

love yourself by saying out loud "i don't actually give a fuck why they don't like me" and take your meds if you have em drink water

the last time i talked to my sister i discovered my siblings and mom always considered me less intelligent because i was blonde as a kid like my sister mentioned the hair color as if it were this obvious link my sister is a lawyer and a grown adult if you wondered, older than me

as a grown man I am not going HAM on national treasure ken jennings over the fact that handwriting in any database system is a seriously critical point of failure. please have me on jeopardy

Making time to rest, recharge, & feel good is not "unproductive," any more than the time for bread to rise or a caterpillar to metamorphose in its cocoon is "unproductive." Realistic trauma recovery requires time to "bake," "rise," & transform. Accept it & invest that time.

everything is blamed on the woman in relation to children everything, even as we are seen as people with no agency

hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

sometimes i take naps because the world is too sad to exist in and i need a break

i am not on tiktok (it made me too angry). is anyone who is on there seeing any "okay so the rapture didn't happen" videos from the Rapture Tips™️ crew? If so will you PLEASE share with the class!

salt used to be money

Some of you didn’t grow up in a small town with police corruption and it shows.

listen it cant just be me that hears people say we have open borders and immediately jumps to ok then how many years have we paid border patrol for a job they are not doing and how do we get that back because we have open borders right

Politico is out here normalizing eugenics and bad journalism

when i am really high husb accuses me of being david after dentist i love david after dentist, i know exactly that feeling i think we are all david after dentist right now

i think america would be a better place if everyone just stopped paying attention to politico til they went out of business. there’s no “autism problem” just like there’s no “trans debate.” both of those things are eugenics. both questions are really “should these subhumans be allowed to exist?”

the rapture was canceled cos jesus found my vape

just received v important email from my stepmom the salmon at her grocery store 1800 miles away from my current location has been marked down from $12.69 to $6.99!!!!

"Children think we make them, but we don’t. They exist somewhere else, before us, before time. They come into the world and make us. They make us by breaking us first." The first line of the book I am reading. After the Flood by Kassandra Montag.

a dog or cats front legs are arms, they are always arms to me it seems more efficient than saying "front legs" ok and you know what i mean, right? So my husb teasing me about this is silly really

when i told my husband i realized i am not actually straight he kind of went ok cool and i said does it matter and he said why would it matter this is why i love him

its weird to look back at your life and realize you were never straight you just stuck yourself there because its what you thought was required to be an ok human and now its like but if i just figured it out is it ok to think lgbtq includes me and does it count if i am married and monogamous

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

I dunno Mr Ed seemed to have a lot of Special Interests…

me: i think with most things, if you look at it on a case-by-case basis, you'll find that especially these days it ends up being this whole issue where you have to sort of look at it through a lens of, hey, you know when it comes to this thing by its very nature isaac chotiner: i completely agree

if arms grew out of your butt can you imagine how obsessive you would become about keeping it clean

fried eggs gross me out like "oooh look at this yellow goo, i am holding it here so you can dive in" also hard boiled eggs i am essentially an adult with the diet of a toddler and those eggs better be scrambled ok I don't want it to look like what it is

like we all realize america is the nazis of ww3, right?

My pantry has no pants (UK or US).

excuse me but it appears you are living in the bathroom right now can you move to the living room please words mean things ok

i told someone if they hear ppl talk shit about trans people they should assume it is about me if they hear shit talked about immigrants, assume it is about me if they hear shit talked about the homeless, same it feels wrong because i am not trans or an immigrant, but i have been homeless

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

things in your house that are liars dressers ok i thought the list would be longer

whenever i take a swig of water and say "omg water is just so good" my husb accuses me of being dehydrated again and sure he's usually right but can't i just enjoy some water

Small running Pomeranian with two big floppy ears headed to the right

i am running for president on a platform of national lie-down lunch. everyone, not just white collar WFH workers, should have the opportunity to lie down on a comfortable mattress or couch on their lunch break and maybe even sneak in a little nap if they want. this should be a universal human right

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

What getting raptured taught me about B2B sales

Imagining Trump speaking at the UN like three hours of Grownups in a Peanuts Cartoon sounds ended by a giant hook dragging him off the podium

Do you have Diabetes type 1? Have you been tested for celiac? Do you have it? I'm curious. I know celiac is genetic and inherited and yet I am the only one in my fam who has been tested and confirmed. But diabetes runs rampant in our genes too, and that has not gotten me yet.

Ezra Klein isn’t stupid, he’s just a Republican. I wonder at what point people are going to understand what those of us on the academic side have been saying is true that the centrist Democrats and neoliberals are just right wing ghouls attempting to radicalize the party to the right.

in heaven after the rapture looking down at all the harry potter fans left behind

Sarah Tsiang's poem from the Moth archives belongs here

WHAT IS IT TRYING TO TELL ME