“Nye County Republican Party chairman Leo Blundo is facing charges of wire fraud and money laundering” I guess he made one of the Classic blundos

I don't know if this race will end up being competitive, but mathematically: all it would take would be for white people in Mississippi to vote Republican at the same ~ 70 to 75% as white people in Georgia, instead of their usual ~ 80 to 85%.

reminder for people disillusioned by losing heroes to AI slop or supporting trump admin or awful studio decisions or the myriad of things going on that the best way to respond to that is to try to become the role model you thought they were new people still need someone to be how you thought of them

Ikarus, indeed. Such hubris

After the U.S. and Israel launched their joint war on Iran, Israeli forces have imposed a near-total closure of municipal centers in the West Bank, shutting gates and restricting crossings without warning or perceptible logic. theintercept.com/2026/03/10/i...

The 3 genders

Check and mape, Mr Bond. Ah, fuck

You won’t regret reading this

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Lol

Donald Trump will kill the supreme leader of Iran, and then he will get bored and try to pretend he didn't

It is exactly as it seems

Did I mention a coupla weeks ago we were driving in our neighborhood and waited for a guy and his dog on a leash at a stop sign and halfway across the street he stops and turns back and slaps his thighs (as you do to call an animal) and a cat ran to catch up with them and they all continued on

Claude, are Necrons Jesus?

Pretty astonishing. All of it. Felony Murder as a legal concept and Kay Ivey commuting it

All Italians look the same. Even the white ones. Cæsar’s Curse they call it

my eyes roll back and black smoke bubbles out of my mouth, along with the four dreaded words: "CLOWN EVENT STILL POSSIBLE"

Shia laBoeuf terrorizing the neighborhood bars is funny (especially given the neighborhood), but showing up at the Lawn Tennis Club and drunkenly offering $20,000 for anyone who dares play him is pretty damn good in my book

500 likes and I'll call out tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games

I am his constituent and I do pronounce it that way

Trump's health plan, his solution to the high costs of insurance...is just for people to not have insurance?

Be free. Live your life

Piers Morgan's media company is seeking $30 million in new investment endlessly curious how the biggest, loudest, dumbest pieces of shit have no problem getting funding, but actual public interest journalists everywhere subsist on pocket lint and breadcrumbs

Wearing a kraft single on my arm as a patch until lunch

Obviously 9

Public defenders’ offices should have the same budget as the DA’s office and the cops combined

[helping my caveman friend fill out some applications] Just put the date you thawed.

Fact about me that sounds made up: At a costume party in Tangier in 2001 I met the son of the priest who baptized me (I wasn’t dressed as bin Laden, but even though it was before 9/11, people thought I was) Your turn

Who’s the drunkest This Old House host? My guess is Roger Cooke, the landscaper

The Ropers will finish off the survivors

Uh

Unofficial Borgen prequel just dropped

Lol

This is delightful which of course it is because it’s Tim Curry dammit but it contains two earth shattering revelations for the Curryverse and they are 1) he was considered for Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park 2) he read the screenplay for Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be cast as Hannibal Lector

Honestly impressive!

If you ever wondered how weird Reform voters are

Total chaos

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Meanwhile, we can spend a billion dollars a day to blow up schoolchildren in Iran. Can't invest in basic public infrastructure, though www.wwltv.com/article/news...

Now to take a big swig of New Orleans tap water and check the news!

After so many years of being kidnapped, princess peach bought a pistol for self defense but she is too afraid to pull it on bowser so she just keeps putting it in toads mouth to feel strong and she always tells him "someday I'll do it and no one can stop me"

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

Peaky Blinders rhymes with winders (the flat stones you look through your walls with, not the little stemmy nubbins on the side of watches)

[my friend not realizing the bathroom door hides the toilet when you open it all the way] “wheres your toilet?” me: “what’s a toilet?” friend: 😳

I met Country Joe McDonald once outside his house. He was wearing a Country Joe McDonald t-shirt. RIP to a real one

“Neither TRADWIVES nor GYMBROS: For an anticapitalist transfeminism against the far right” ✊ International Women’s Day Madrid #8M

i am asking yet again how it is legal for a company to send me a letter saying "sorry somebody stole all your personal information from us and now they have all of your personal information. sucks to be you! bye!" and then they receive no consequences and it happens again a week later

Joe Viben

It is kind of amazing that the digital media age is actually SO TOXIC that it's managed to generate a millions-strong genre of person whose personality is "reads *thousands* of books but is somehow also the dumbest human being you've ever met"

Initially I was frustrated that he only “communicated” this request rather than doing anything to try to enforce it, but then I saw that he said it *strongly*, so.