Trying to imagine my parents in their 40s getting stoked out of their minds for a Howdy Doody relaunch

Johnson lashed out “I cannot even believe you’re asking me that question” when I asked about Trump’s decline and confusing Greenland and Iceland

This is infuriating. WPA-era art is one of the great cultural legacies of the 20th century and one of the most important artistic expressions of labor and working people in world history.

want brisket made by good people please

Time to give up the charade, folks; the names Matthew and Mark are the same

Dawg

timeline cleanse: billionaires begging for applause

Peanut butter face jelly hands

Fuck ICE, fuck Greenland, and fuck Epstein. All of these are distractions from Trump’s failure to bring back the Marines’ white uniform. Wake up, sheeple!

Think about how all of this would not be happening if Reconstruction hadn't completely fizzled out in a decade. Had they hanged confederates instead of giving them blanket amnesty in 1872. 1872, a mere 7 years after the war, the 14th amendment was killed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesty...

"X’s head of product, Nikita Bier, said in a post on Jan. 6 that a surge of traffic over four days that month had resulted in the highest engagement levels on X in the company’s history, although he did not mention the images."

He'll be giving a speech at a dinner, as he's leaving the stage he'll turn suddenly and shout "boo!" Everyone, generals & princes, will scream. He'll double over laughing and crying and have a heart attack. It's not fatal but he falls off the stage and lands with his head in a soup tureen and drowns

Delicious to me

Shouldna taken his mask down

Damn right

Fuck ICE, fuck Greenland, and fuck Epstein. All of these are distractions from Trump’s failure to bring back the Marines’ white uniform. Wake up, sheeple!

Fuckers admitting this like it will make them look sympathetic

So…more or less what we could have now except everyone hates us. President deals!

He'll be giving a speech at a dinner, as he's leaving the stage he'll turn suddenly and shout "boo!" Everyone, generals & princes, will scream. He'll double over laughing and crying and have a heart attack. It's not fatal but he falls off the stage and lands with his head in a soup tureen and drowns

rapist politics

imagine if congress were alive to see any of this

He’s stopped saying Greenland and is now calling it Iceland. Lost it.

Just full-on self-parody this season. Well, if they’re jumping the shark anyway, how about a little fan service (have it happen on camera)

“let’s make heaven crowded” is the kind of shit you yell to your army of serfs before storming the walls of a stout keep

Fuck this. Literally something that had been fixed

I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!

My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”

No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars

Many people don't know that Al collaborated with Wendy Carlos on an album. share.google/rQYjzfAietZq...

Dreamt workplace goodbye party for a hated (by all but me) janitor involved mostly people dressing up as GWAR with blood spewing cannons and when I shouted “blood for the blood god!” someone corrected me that GWAR chants were more like “16-22-64!” I replied “I believe in a single coherent universe”

No, but seriously, Greenland is the greatest crisis of my lifetime. Makes 9/11 look like the Cod Wars

It brings me no pleasure to announce that the president is dead. Executed for crimes against the Republic of Viet Nam

Anyone got a timestamp for the last Truth Social post relative to the time the plane turned around?

JFKjr is alive, he just likes tax breaks more than anything, so it’s not really worth leaving Skowhegan to make a fuss about

It happened! Sort of. The president was replaced months ago by a double (whose main qualification was an identical signature, they’re nothing if not sticklers for the law). The double has now died and they had to go back to DC to collect the actual president, a voracious lycanthrope

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

My first cigarette after five days was sublime, my first custom negroni was bliss, but I’m old, so the real treat was getting back to my slippers You may ask, “you didn’t smoke for five days?!” Yeah, I’m old, I have self-control. It’s nice

Ah, the Irish! Or, as they’re known to Philadelphia WASPs, the white Italians

My parents are in the very tiny sub-sliver of humans who have ever lived who say “wooder” and “tomahto”

“Dragged out of their life” is a great phrase (pendantry aside)

The most new york ad I saw in new york over the holiday weekend

I have it on good authority that on his deathbed Scott Adams (the creator of Dogbert) converted to the light of Allah and the Word of His prophet Muhammad (pbuh). His final words were the Shahada. Allahu Akbar, indeed!

i think it's heartwarming that jd vance will raise this child as if it were his own

No country should trust us unless we dismantle our fascist machine. If we sweep in 2028 but don’t put our Nazis in prison for life, EU will know we are still a pathetic joke of a country that could tilt back to fascism in the blink of an eye.

Great news from the AI people!

Mobile needs a mayor who kvetches more. A Roseanne Roeseannabama, if you will

I thought this was one of those “dropping pianos” sort of satirical but it isn’t

South Florida needs a good mayor to start pushing back the fash. A Zohran Miamidani, if you will

Attacking a treaty ally (Denmark) is exactly the sort of obviously illegal order that soldiers should not obey. The Republicans who control congress, have the power to go on record, abrogate the treaty and declare war, to make their god’s whims legal. But I imagine they don’t want the stank

Saw an advertising monolith on the upper east side that was playing a video of Mamdani and ending with the location of the nearest food bank/shelter (not far). It was genuinely moving. A mayor—of New York!—giving a shit!