Cosign, this is an absolutely necessary step once we get back in power to restore our democracy

im ngl "noid" is a word that reeks of subtle speciesism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

Real Nirvana (uk) vibes from these boys. Good stuff youtu.be/z2ArG5tpPRc?...

That was fast!

This dog is the head of the HOA.

it's disheartening to hear the proposed solutions to this stuff always being CERFEWS because of course cops enforce cerfews the same way they enforce traffic laws... if the teens look like their parents have a lawyer they get a pass

Biblically accurate Lancelot

Why didn’t he capitalize “Water Tight Basin”? Is he losing it?

It’s never going to happen. There, saved you a click!

Why didn’t he capitalize “Water Tight Basin”? Is he losing it?

Just a reminder that in the uk surgeons, who have medical degrees, are called Mr. There’s no truth here, just choices

Lol, the guys who couldn’t conquer Yemen because they couldn’t stop fighting each other? Yeah, that’s the ticket!

I wish this bot would also post, as the first reply, what the reply was to, because sometimes they’re so goddamn intriguing!

The whole damn thing. Nothing else comes close

“So you’re saying you started a new Vietnam?” followed up no credentialed reporter ever

“fearing for public safety” Fuck you.

People protest at the Biddeford office of Sen. Susan Collins on Monday after a federal immigration agent shot and killed 26-year-old Colombian Joan Sebastian Guerrero. (Derek Davis/Portland Press Herald Staff Photographer)

ICE shooting victim in Maine was a 26-year-old man from Colombia with work authorization and a Social Security Number, likely an asylum applicant. It'll be interesting to see how he came to be on ICE's radar.

me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning

Sad news indeed. RIP to a real one, Sam Neil

from ICE's perspective, other people driving cars are wielding weapons but when they use their cars as actual weapons, they're allowed

Danica Patrick has done more good for Otherkin than Frank Zappa. Full stop.

They’re really trying to make the army all-white

“No alligator can stab me!”

Lindsay Graham’s dad was named Florence, which is like if Fetterman’s dad was named McKeesport

The chance your enemies might be eaten by wolfs as you slept

Lindsay Graham’s dad was named Florence, which is like if Fetterman’s dad was named McKeesport

I only meant to change my display name for as long as the war lasted

The chance your enemies might be eaten by wolfs as you slept

this is going to be my week I can feel it

Finally

“No alligator can stab me!”

The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month.

makes no sense why the press continues to coddle trump when they could be coddling me

I'm hoping for the Hat Trick

So does the Prime Minister appoint Graham’s replacement or does Israel hold a special election

Iranian TV news presenter: “Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell. “This news is so good that I want to read it to you once more. Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell.”

Rétro station service ⛽️ 🧐 ⛽️ de Prague de la société de distribution Benzina à Klárov, voiture TATRA 1962

Not the yub nub we wanted, but a yub nub all the same. Rest in piss, bozo

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

Been dogsitting for a dear old grand dame the past week. First couple days she missed her moms so much she wouldn’t eat and barfed and diarrhea’d everything she had left in her. Tonight she hopped onto the bed with me and my son to sleep for the night. I’m so honored!

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

Remember, don't cry because Mitch McConnell died, laugh because at these prices his new carpet pays for itself

A moment for ManMet and ManU communities to join together in smug reproach

Pete Buttigieg is Pete Buttigieg's Baron Harkonnen.

i bet puke is a refreshing change of pace if you're a toilet

I love hearing about nazis for the first time because they got beat on camera

Time machine now!

Really shows what forces England, Denmark, and Hungary used to be