What the ever-living hell is going on...

President Trump was met by silence as he began his Quantico address, a contrast from the rousing applause he expects at his speeches. “I’ve never walked into a room so silent before,” Trump said. “If you want to applaud, you applaud.” wapo.st/4gSqzmS

New "please clap" just dropped.

Hey everyone Andrew Cuomo's doing a canvass this Saturday at Grand Army Plaza in case you wanted to sign up for a canvassing shift for him cuomoformayor.nationbuilder.com/grand_army_p...

Fuck these fuckers

I love the music of the Partridge Family as much as the next guy, but let’s be honest, Chris was dead wood.

Chanting: It’s time

Think it's horrible all you want, but I can't believe there's an American city smells worse than here. Maybe they spent all their time in Lakeview, which would explain everything

Thought for a second tactical running vests were some sort of secret fascist psyop but then realized they really don't have the brains or op-sec to do anything secretly

Nice thing about being old is not having to know anything about the comedy industry or comedians. As far as I'm concerned it all shut down when I stopped contributing to the Onion

repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for

Cornell is cancelling a distinguished professor's classes on Gaza and suspending him because of the complaints of a student who previously served in Israel's military surveillance agency and was literally recording the comments of other students in class and deliberately derailing discussion.

Vincent Price voice: I choose a boneless couch (alt: Salesman slapping the top of this couch, "This baby can fit so many binches")

If you're going to tell me movies aren't subtle enough don't end by telling me The Conclave was the most subtle movie of the year

They: You have the skin of a much younger man Me: Yes, how did you know They: I'm a dermatologist. It's obvious you take very good care of yourself Me: Oh, you meant MY skin? Sure, thanks

There are two kinds of Shel Silverstein fans, perverts and normies. And if you think I mean pervert in a good way then you’re a normie

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Just one of the best songs ever, to say nothing of tv theme tunes

These fucken people

“You know I had to do it to them. And then they did it to me. So I went goth. And now you know I got to do it to them again, right?” “Uh, dude, just retire to an island. It’s fine.”

Ade Edmondson morphing into bald Richard E Grant was not something I would have expected

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Ever wonder what might have happened if, instead of being born in the 18th-century and becoming a British general, Jeffrey Amherst was born centuries later and got in on the ground floor of marketing direct-to-consumer bedding products? No? Well, anyway this ad I was just served has you covered.

I mean, if Russia were going to widen the war they’d have to make sure to do it while Trump is in office. Not because he works for them, but because he’s stupid and incompetent and surrounded entirely by stupid and incompetent people

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

There are two kinds of Shel Silverstein fans, perverts and normies. And if you think I mean pervert in a good way then you’re a normie

Typical catholic cowardice. I know a Reformed minister who’d be more than happy to meet with Trump

All of this legal cosplay in pursuit of fascism is purely extra-constitutional norms. We need to replace norms that are no longer shared by both parties with laws. Incomplete contracts replaced with complete. Rules replacing discretion. Maybe one day, norms & delegation can happen again. Not now.

Rick and Morty at its best is a very good successor to Doctor Who at its best. Not, no doubt, an accident

The Court and the Right have been deliberately misreading the plain words of the Second Amendment for decades, no reason to think they won't do the same with the Fourteenth

Classic Halligan!

I think the best part of the Amelia Earhart thing is that he says she vanished “without notice” unlike, say, most mysterious disappearances

Sweet Baboo cover of The Boys Are Back In Town is an amazing piece of work. Like something from a parallel universe www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYch...

JK Simmons IS Mr Magoo IN The ICE-man Dumbeth

Sucks to suck

They: You have the skin of a much younger man Me: Yes, how did you know They: I'm a dermatologist. It's obvious you take very good care of yourself Me: Oh, you meant MY skin? Sure, thanks

no i wasn't up at 4am making this you were up at 4am making this

Dumbest person alive

The trouble with the people whining about "the male loneliness epidemic" is they reject every possible solution to it other than "submit to fascism"

“The decision is final” Lol, guess again, dummy

My pee-paw was the chief of staff of the army and committed crimes against humanity, but I guarantee you he would cut Pete Hegseth in half with a sabre in one swipe if he ever met him. Pate-to-taint, yes. Hi, witches, so this is my pitch: necromancy

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

Crikey, Neil Hannon is taking "music for middle aged dads" to new heights. Good for him!

2/ In 2001, Borsook said tech "libertarianism" reflected an adolescent mindset, with a craving for unchecked independence & resistance to constraint. She warned that tech libertarians wanted an anti-human world that worked more like a computer. From "Cyberselfish," a book based on her 90s writing:

If you're going to tell me movies aren't subtle enough don't end by telling me The Conclave was the most subtle movie of the year

Bigger than the White House... Well, at least there's an obvious place for a stormin'

Imagine Chuck Schumer as president with supermajorities in both houses and a reasonable supreme court, or just look at Starmer

Useless as ever