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I see everyone is getting a first hand understanding how reading a cursed text can drive one to madness… Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!

Olivia Nuzzi over in the corner GUSHING!

Thrilling Tales of Fucking Bullshit - Chapter 6 I got a phone with a stylus when I upgraded because I thought it would be fun to use. And it was. 2 weeks later I lost it. Bit the bullet. Got a replacement. 2 weeks later, lost it. No-Ho! No-Ho! No stylus life for me.

Time to bust this out again... 🥓

Me in my little team meeting: I'm Jew by ethnicity not by religion. I don't know anything about Judaism but I swear I will play the religion card if it means I get out of singing Christmas Carols for the (larger) Team Christmas Party. *crickets It's ok. You can laugh.

This imp’s for you

Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.

Terms and Conditions, everyone! Ante up! 🤪 youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.

Open up #art

Thing I was just reminded of: my morning alarm for years has been Once in a Lifetime. Recently I switched it to Spotify favorites random. This morning I heard the opening but I came to consciousness on my back playing air guitar. That's never happened before. open.spotify.com/track/343iSx...

Polyamory/ENM inadvertent and deliberate has blown up in my face twice now leaving me with emotional triggers. I find myself here again and realize I need to develop emotional plasticity if I want to be my Best Self. I just realized that's a thing. So 50% of the work is already done. ZOOM!

Adventures in RTO: A woman I have hardly spoken to and wouldn't recognize her outside the office walking and introducing a new guy around whom I will never speak more than two words to. "Marrrrk, this is x" Me: Hi Internally: I don't care. At work I am a terrible higher ordered being.

Update 3: She had an allergic reaction to OTC lidocaine patches for her cracked rib so feeling better I dropped off several of my prescription ones (feeling better today). We hung out for several hours. When I got home sent me a song she had written for/about me.

Update 2: Took Friday to work at her apt and keep her company. Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all. "So I guess I can call you my GF?" "I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one" I'm melting here

Today I learned what Sciatica is. The hard way. Pain levels in the 8,9,10 range where all rational thought lives and you're yelling curse words. The hospital basically gave me some weak sauce meds and sent me home in the same state I arrived. Fucking fuck

this part terrifies me also:

Reading the comments about Pluribus Ep 3. on Reddit, it would appear to me that we lost an entire generation of Media Literacy. Anything smacking of character/story development that lasts longer than 2 minutes is boring. Anything that doesn't immediately advance the story is "filler" Yeesh!

Happy Cognitohazard Friday!

I'm tempted to join just to see if I can get Jesus to either try to talk me into committing suicide or giving me the recipe for napalm.

Filmed in Hawleyvision

Update: Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson." 58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers. I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.

Woman I'm dating is laid up in bed with injuries so we layed in bed and shared music. We played each other songs we want played at our funerals. That means something right?

Apparently the mass coronal ejection is making people fucking crazy here today. We have several contenders for Main Character. I'm over here bitching it's Thurs and others are thinking, "Yeah. I'm 37 and dated a 19 y.o." or "I write for NYT, Mamdani article > Trump pedo" hit Post.

These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot.

if no one has told you yet today, everything you’ve ever done was the exact right way and anyone who says otherwise was gaslighting you. you’re perfect and any perceived flaw is just an incompatibility with a flawed reality. you are divine

Wait...it's only Thursday?

Pronghorn portrait #kaseyart

"They're too young to understand their gender or sexuality, but it's okay for them to get married to a pedophile!"

Art by • Paul Abrams

No, a long extended sequence of growing one from a vat. We already got a deep freeze buy from Austin Powers so it has to be a vat. Sitting in a chair with a silver bowl on his head while he gets implanted with the memories of the last 7 Bonds in flashback clips is a must. One million dollars please

gotta cool one for you today

The fuck @pfrazee.com? The woman who warned us about Trump, who continues to fight the BEST fight. Man...if you silenced her you really are complicit with the facist pigs. Restore Link too when you're reinstating Sarah while you're at it.

Loved Guillermo del Toro’s version of Frankenstein. And obviously had to paint Jacob Elordi, especially after seeing the hours he spent in make up. Stunning and beautiful film. #Frankenstein

I'm gonna play the Cool Thing card just this once: I saw Warren Zevon in 1987 at The (old) Blue Note in Columbia. MO. A real hole-in-the-wall dive bar. I was standing 6' away. Ok ok I just remembered another cool thing. I saw Buddy Guy there too around the same time.

I swear @realgdt.bsky.social what the fuck? What The Fuck

low polyamory

Back to your rock Kim. Get on your belly and crawl back under.

Went to a picnic in a cemetery and was bitten by this Goth duck when I wouldn’t give them any of this cake.

Good morning beautiful people. Today's Life Pro Tip: Make sure the spoon you use for your coffee isn't dusted with Knorr Chicken Broth powder before either putting in the grounds or using to stir. 🐔+☕=😕

Just got a message that someone I know just posted in LinkedIn at 7:45 on a Saturday night. Corporate America is BROKEN! STAPH! Live your life.

Elizabeth Zharoff "The Charismatic Voice", Nerd (complementary), watches The "Rocky Horror Picture Show" for the first time. Timestamped at "Sweet Transvestite" because of her shock, delight, awakening(?) Check out the macro and micro-expressions babies! Best thing you'll see all day.

Today is Jazz Crawl on Cherokee. I hear the sound of a saxophone warming up, wailing. Ope! I'm wrong. Garbage truck emptying dumpsters.

Live Laugh Defenestrate I know it doesn't alliterate but the brain spoke and the thumbs listened