There is one thing that 8-year-olds and 15-year-olds have in common. If you are an adult and have sex with them, you are a child rapist.

Goon a movie Goon With The Wind

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

Age yourself with gaming!

I don't care what anyone else thinks: Chicago deep dish pizza is pizza. Sauce goes atop the cheese because of the long bake time for the crust. Pizza = crust made from bread dough, topped with cheese, a tomato-based sauce, and assortment of meat and vegetables.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated

Kylie's Kitchen Tip of the Day: Don't skimp out on your main chef's knife. Well over half of your active prep and cooking time is going to be using your knife. You don't need to go overboard and get some fancy exotic steel blade or anything.

Widdle Guy Wednesday ♥

Started playing the Midnight beta, and WoW very quickly became Barbie's Dream House Simulator. The game now exists to acquire more furnishings. "No, I don't want to kill mythic Xal'atath in 12.2 for Cutting Edge or loot. She drops an amazing painting of her feet!" #wow #midnight #beta

"...gonna be able to go out and negotiate their own health insurance." I'll never forget one of the Green bro's videos years ago in which they said "you cannot successfully negotiate for something you need to save your life." If the alternative is death, you have no leverage.

a Goddess Boob. otherwise known as a Deititty

Yup, pretty much sums it up

Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

Magic: "Paying 3 mana and 3 life to tutor a card is just too much." Yugioh: "I'll banish half my main and extra decks at random and pay half my LP just to draw a card."

Magic: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it's red/green [apples!] knights [jacks!]!" Yugioh: "This deck is called Apple Jacks because it plays Apple Jack archetype cards."

Because it's come up again, here's my Lunalight build for the current format :)

Saria isn't having any of Benji's shit tonight 😀

Corny ass comic #oc #comic

Just hunter things... #wow #warcraft #blizzard

Follow me on Moxfield. Mostly Modern, Commander, and Clover bullshit :)

Pretty much this. Wanting to establish social programs that LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MAJOR NATION HAS HAD FOR DECADES is called being a "moderate."

"Yup, you're gay." "But I'm a straight guy! I like women!" "The bumps don't lie. Give it two years and that'll only be half true."

Explain a film plot badly: two high school students use phone booth to try to pass history class

"What we have here is failure to communicate!" - Cool Hand Luke There is no "a" in there.

Recently won a couple of Modern Mondays and FNM Moderns with this brew. Kinda proud of this concoction!

Problem 1: I don't know Magic deep enough to make *really* great memes. Problem 2: there isn't a big enough Yugsky segment to get my really good Yugioh memes, since I have pretty deep knowledge about that game.

Something I want to see WotC do: 2026: "Here's a full cycle of dual lands that simply tap for mana and come into play untapped, but they're not true dual lands because they're not typed!" 2027: "If a land can tap for colored mana, it is that basic land type, regardless of what is/isn't printed."

There was a "protect women's sports" guy getting petition signatures at the polling place yesterday. Do you want to sign a petition to protect women's sports? Oh, are you going to increase funding to give them access to sports? No. Are you going to protect them from creepy genital inspections? No...

Woke2 is a great meme because it plays on the real, albeit imagined, fears of fascists. The reality that sits at the center of that misunderstanding is a real knowledge that if the general public gains access to anything beyond apathetic despair about their position; Fascism has no leg to stand on.

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American politics for non-Americans: "Far-right" = (Neo-)Nazis "Center-right" = polite (Neo-)Nazis "Centrist" = compromise with/appease (Neo-)Nazis, please "Center-left" = actually center-right neoliberals "Far-left" = moderate/left-leaning "Radical Marxist communist" = center-left social democrat

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

LIBETY 2 B TRANNY

You don't mess with the Zohran

Real Shirley Temple: ginger ale with grenadine Fake Shirley Temple: Sprite/7-Up with grenadine Bullshit: whatever the fuck this is I'm a Shirley Temple aficionado.

Isn't this basically Raye and Roze in the Sky Striker series?

nice

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND episode 1 up now www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

Dinner at Chez Kylie tonight: parmesan crusted pork chops Mix 2 oz fresh grated parmesan cheese + 1 tbsp rotisserie chicken seasoning in a small sheet pan Rub light amount of EVOO onto pork chops and press into mix, put in baking pan Roast at 375°F for 35-40 mins until 145°F in center

You know you're getting old when you try to Walk Like An Egyptian and have to go to the Cairo-practor after.

I love that The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy did a parody of God Emperor of Dune. It'd be like an episode of Spongebob referencing the Thrawn Trilogy.