real scene from upcoming He-man movie (NOT FAKE):

"It's colder than a witch's tit out there!" The witch's tit: ↓↓↓

art

I hate that Jared is my rep. He's fucking worthless.

Yup, look at who is asked to talk about trans people - Forstater - A Tax Expert Joyce - Maths PHD Rowling - Author Stock - Philosophy PHD None of them know ANYTHING about trans healthcare. But they are always available for a quote.

I have an entire reservoir of memes from the Golden Age of the Internet.

Wife needs to know if it would be "un femboi" or "una femboi." She wound up queued for an Hispanic Counterstrike lobby.

I wish all ICE agents in Maine a very pleasant iceball to the ear.

Did a search of every city and town in the US named Palmer, and none of them have an Emerson Lake. Disappointed.

Estrogen, Lake & Palmer

Fucking based

Intersex surgeries on babies actually match the anti-trans moral panic’s claims a lot better than trans people existing does. Yet there are consistent carve outs in anti trans bills so it can continue!

Could be fun :)

The 3 types of D&D player: 1. "This is Jeff. He's a [basic PHB race/class]. I don't have a backstory for him. He's...just a dude." 2. "This is Dave, a [silly build he jacked from Treantmonk] and he [the most elaborate backstory possible for a level 3, zero regard for the DM's world]."

For the TERF, no act of sexual harassment by actual men can come close to the horror of having to walk past someone you suspect might not be a cis woman in a public convenience.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

So, former coworker (Tony) was nicknamed "Bagger" as a sub-nickname to being the T in "T&A" (Tony and Alex were house mates; "T-Bagger"). We had a shop cookout one year, and Tony asked if he could help make lemonade. I said, "No, Baggers can't be juicers."

Bari Weiss's inner monologue: "They don't like this idea, think of a clever way to spin this." Bari Weiss: *issues this* Bari Weiss: "D'OH!!!"

Ultimately, we may never know if Alderaan was due to orbit into the Death Star as the Empire claims, but here's what I do know: Imperial Navy officers used to undergo months of training before working on planet annihilating vessels, but now many of them haven't even passed a basic physical fitness

better training

There will be a major event in the next few years where loads of transphobes kill themselves in a Jonestown-style ritual because they suspect that they themselves are secretly trans.

Bissi sterbi 💀💀💀

I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS

Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease #MTG

Ruin a band with one letter: Iron Madden

I am in awe.

Abject failure by major Maine legacy outlets -- referring blandly to what Trump/ICE have in store as "immigration enforcement." Closing your eyes, plugging your ears and bowing down to authority is not "objectivity." It's pathetic and it's a choice. #MEpolitics

Chuck Schumer will be like, "We'll have to leave this for the courts to decide if this is legal or not."

Wife pissed off one of her English friends so hard by microwaving water for tea that she drop shipped us an electric kettle. Wife just sent this to her friend:

Well this will make Nuremberg 2.0 really efficient.

Dude is an absolute fucking boss.

RFK Jr is engaged in a systematic attack on the very notion that the government should engage in policy to prevent easily preventable deaths and diseases due to vitamin deficiencies and vaccination and anyone that doesn't see that is choosing not to as an act of will

Dudes at breakfast: "I've had the same thing every day for 47 years, this is awesome." Dudes at lunch: "I've had the same thing every day for 47 years, this is awesome." Dudes at dinner: "What the fuck, didn't we just have this 2 weeks ago?!"

“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

Black & white photo/film/TV

Controversy

Here Comes The Sun

anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch

Democrats take notes, please.

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

"Why is [Transphobic Bigot] still posting on X the CSAM and revenge porn app, I thought they cared about women and girls?" Because they're all rank misogynists absolutely despise women and girls and have done all along, and transphobia was an outlet for that misogyny as it let them abuse women.

"Every trans person is beautiful... ...except for me..."

deadbert

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