MY TERF ORIGIN STORY: i was reading about how Caesar conquered cis alpine gaul and was like "well why not trans alpine gaul" and then i found out there were a bunch of mountains in the way

She knows slurs that would go over our heads but would have your grandparents throwing hands

Iron Maiden Weird Al Rush Blind Guardian Kylie Minogue Gamma Ray Metallica The Go-Go's Stratovarius Children of Bodom

My ride:

What about the eight Dems who also voted yea for this? Or is the Equality Caucus too dedicated to performative anger that you can't even dream of being mad at Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, Cleo Fields, Laura Gillen, Vicente Gonzalez, Marcy Kaptur, Marie Glusenkamp Perez, and Eugene Vindman?

hi~ the following democrats in your caucus either voted yes or didn't vote on this bill & you disgust me Yes - Gillen (NY) - Perez (WA) - Vindman (VA) Did not vote - Craig (MN) - Johnson (TX) - Moskowitz (FL) - Thompson (MS) what is the point of any of you?

*searching for paper fasteners in the office, when I have an entire box of compressors* "I'm the first gay to say this: where are all the bottoms?"

This is the optimal D&D party:

Even violence, state or otherwise, will not stop me living my life. I will not change a single thing about how I've been living for over a decade regardless of what some new garbage "guidance" might say. If they made it illegal to breathe I'd still do it. Fuck you

It makes perfect sense that John William Oliver and Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson would be arch enemies.

oh no, i don't use the ai for <thing that i am paid to do> it's terrible at that. it's great for <thing you are paid to do> though.

Attention Democrats: do shit like THIS if you want to get the left flank of the party and outsiders to vote for you.

Mutant X. Basically if "we have The Matrix at home" fucked "we have X-Men at home," and it's glorious in its early 00s cheese! Shame it got cancelled on a cliffhanger at the end of Season 3...

I thought the use/freeze by date on the chicken I was planning on cooking tonight was May 21. It was May 12, and judging by the...aroma...it was *not* a suggestion...

In just over 20 years this has gone from scifi narrative to open national policy.

All of a sudden, a parody of Another One Bites The Dust popped into my head with "She breasts boobily down the street..."

What's the difference between a Cheez-It and someone who eats ass? The Cheez-It is a snack cracker.

Coletti's Pizza in Biddeford, ME. Specifically, his pizza alla diavola with added pepperoni. Dude just has Neapolitan/NYC pizza down (I know they're different styles, but he blends them together perfectly).

100% context-dependent and quality/style, but onion rings.

If anyone tells you that we didn't have autism or adhd back in the day, I just want to remind you that this comic strip style first ran in the 60s.

Mastodon Pterodactyl Triceratops Sabre-tooth tiger Tyrannosaurus

New Music Video for the release of THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE: THE SOUNDTRACK – THE REFORMATTED EDITION coming on Vinyl and Streaming. Vinyl Images in the thread. 1/3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkCi...

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Started a new D&D campaign as a Fey Wanderer crossbow expert ranger (planning to multiclass into a rogue a bit for Sneak Attack damage and Arcane Trickster spells + shield) with an Assassination Rogue also in the party, and I feel like we're going to be like:

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

@profanity.accountant How am I doing?

*problems I wish I had*

Why is it every single TTRPG campaign I've been in, there's always been some random buff and sweaty physically imposing female NPC that I (vis a vis my character) have to be instantly smitten with? Clearly all DMs have been the problem.

First really nice overnight of the year and my wife and I both forgot how much easier our doors shut with the windows open compared when the windows are closed...

edit button plz (to fix other people's stupid posts)

Yeah

red, blue, green, magenta, cyan, yellow

We are begging you to remember us in life, not death Far too many to name And the list keeps growing RIP Juniper. This world owed you so much more.

Getting back on Master Duel, and holy fuck the timer is tight. 13-0 if you don't count the times I've timed out from just trying to do a basic Lunalight combo!

If you're making pizza at home, get a block full-fat low-moisture mozzarella and shred it yourself. You'll get the best-melting cheese possible (pre-shredded has anti-caking starches coating it) and you won't get a lot of extra sogginess from a fresher mozz (that's good on salads, though!).

I'm reluctant to speak up on trans topics these days because it's often not worth the pain caused, so I'm probably going to regret this, but disappointingly a lot of people need to hear this. Accusing trans women of "male socialization" is an astonishingly cruel, callous, and spiteful thing to say.

I love posting bangers. I hate the notifications that come with posting bangers.

We really needed this Railing.

They mistakenly believe there is a vas deferens between what the Constitution doesn’t authorize and what it expressly prohibits.

The thing I like about playing Lunalight the most is that it's well within the realm of possibility to just normal summon Kaleido Chick to dump Leo , Poly/LL Fusion for Liger Dancer, and then scale Wolf for another Liger Dancer. Sometimes you gotta finesse a combo, sometimes it's fuck it we ball.

I have constructed a very simple and badly formatted flowchart so that liberals can understand the position of leftists on the Democratic party

And then, there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner

depluralise a movie The Muppet Takes Manhattan

We must say to you bourgeois individualists that your talk about absolute freedom is sheer hypocrisy. There can be no real and effective “freedom” in a society based on the power of money, in a society in which the masses of working people live in poverty and the handful of rich live like parasites.

The funniest thing I've ever done on stage was on one of our party cruises, our singer had a nasty hiccup attack right as we were going into I Think We're Alone Now, so I stepped in to sing I Think I'm A Clone Now followed by Like A Surgeon. Crowd had no idea what was going on lol

nuff said