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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

Incredible headline.

What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/

reminds me how I used to read about bacha bazi in Afghanistan (if you’ve read Kite Runner you know) & think how uncivilized it all was, and during the early war an Afghan tribal elder said the rich of the west do it too, & everyone wrote it off, but yeah. the warlords all keep children as concubines

CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files? CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

@ryanarey.bsky.social In The Void, it is Electra who must calm The Hulk www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrQl...

Be the reason your family doesn't hold reunions anymore.

Terrific

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I wish people would defend democratic freedom with the same energy they defend “Wicked” against any slightly negative critique. 🙄

Raskin: "In the very presence of the victims and survivors, the Speaker said that 'now is a time we should be working on urgent legislative work.' Mr Speaker, justice is urgent legislative work. The truth is urgent legislative work. You were the one who refused to swear in Rep. Grijalva for 50 days"

Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks: “Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”

My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor

I have never seen Trump looking genuinely delighted before

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

My brother put on his Appalachian Business Shirt (a flannel) and now he’s strutting around like a full-time lumberjack. Sir, you can’t even find your own tail. Please stop trying to unionize the squirrels. #TuesdayMotivation #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky #dogs

#ProtestSongOfTheDay youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?... Killing in the name of! Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Huh! Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

I will say again that it has been just *beyond* hammered home for me that not only do we not live in a meritocracy, we live in an economic and sociopolitical order that actively rewards avarice, incompetence, unkindness, dishonesty. And tbh that makes me feel better about my lack of success.

See if we had kept the Me Too men cancelled the first time so much of this could have been avoided

as a reporter, the part of this that i’ve simply never understood is how the next person to ask a question when he does something like this doesn’t simply repeat the question that set him off. it’s not just solidarity with your colleague, it’s an important question that remains worth asking

This is bullshit! What are the charges? 📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence

This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)

This kook gave this video to LibsOfTikTok, who presumably thought this was a normal thing to do and not visibly psycho shit. Even on Twitter it landed like a wet fart in an elevator. These people have no idea how to handle Kat and they’re terrified she’s going to win.

If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.

Remember: The concentration of wealth in the hands of a few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, regular people don't have a voice. The result? The demagoguery and corruption we're seeing now.

Bless the Epstein survivors for speaking out! Justice! NOW!

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE) "The train has left the station" on the vote and the plan to release the Epstein files.

I have it on dubious authority the tariff refund checks are on their way, right after the DOGE checks, which will be issued after the release of Trump’s healthcare plan…in two weeks.

I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative