For those of you who mocked me when I wrote “citywide discounts” for a mayoral proclamation like 15 years ago, I am sort of vindicated.

Happy Milwaukee Day. Happy 414 Day. Stay strong.

happy milwaukee day! 414 for lyfe!

ball is life

we’re up to six warehouse fires?! 🙌

walter knows i’m jonesing for an orange cat & isn’t amused.

since i started my new hobby of latch hooking, it’s been fun answering “what are you doing today?” with “I plan on hooking for a few hours, you?”

i’m in an “i can only wear brown phase” is this a thing for you?

a little madness in the spring

a day at the barber is better than birthdays, fight me

the mke milorganite factory, 2025

turning this byotch blue again. ✊

good job, wisconsin! 👏

grief astronomer, adjust the lens, look close, tell us what you see

"I should like to take that subject to pieces, like a soldier dismantling his rifle." - Yevgeny Vinkurov

my therapists dog remi is truly a perk of this office. poor guy has probably seen a lot. 💜

we're all pretty weird girls

JUDGE CHRIS TAYLOR FOR WISCONSIN ✊💙💛

RIP Jesus you would have loved Birkenstocks.

bath time go get your cortisol & endorphins

i made a thing

Still trying to be a good person, no matter what

good morning from bernadette peters

edgar my emotional support void

why you gonna mess with my emotions by telling me a 193 yo turtle is dead when he is STILL ALIVE monsters

I still can't get the Challenger out of my head.

lesbians. ⧉ 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱

two weeks

THUNDER! spring might be here! 😲

got on my worried shoes

octogenarians have the best gossip

BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

omg he did it again, i’m screaming 😻😻😻

gm everybody from edgar

my lady took me to a 2 story bar arcade today & i don’t want to hear any sounds for a few weeks.

formative

HR is to protect the company. Union is to protect the worker.

when i walk to the library i pass a credit union outdoor atm & invariably, whenever i walk past it, there is someone taking out cash. i feel so shady for the minute i am in their space. i want to shout “not gonna rob you!”

bernadette at rest, 2026

i would be so mad that our dumbass president is putting his name on our money, that is if i had any.

there are so many things i’d like to say to so many people if they were still alive

8:26 am cst too early for an espresso martini? my morning news says nah. 🍸

i thought i was quite clever using luke warm, turns out there’s a bunch of us.

wherever the choice has had to be made between the man of reason and the madman the world has unhesitatingly followed the madman -huxley, 1921 all of this has happened before. all of this will happen again. -cylon number six, 2003

gm blooski. this is old, but i woke up thinking about it.

where do all of you live that you’ve got flowers blooming already? jealous.

the library in my 1898 home has so many ghosts i near float when i cross the threshold