this is gonna take a minute, but I’m already loving the intro. I adore her brain.

merry christmas, you ol’ building & loan!

can we all agree that the sound of music is a christmas movie? don’t ask me to explain it, it just is.

Help and hope are always available, even when they seem hard to find. If you or a loved one is struggling this holiday season, call the free 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline to get connected to a trained counselor who can help, day or night. Take care, Wisconsin.

the files prove that we have a ministry of truth who is throwing everything down the memory hole.

driving around & they really did pave paradise to put up a parking lot.

jingling all the way except it’s just my restless leg syndrome and ankle bells

I’ve been having gi problems since before 2020 & today I went to a new dr who diagnosed me within fifteen minutes. there’s a solution. & if this doesn’t work she has a backup solution. the previous dr smiled & gave me peppermint pills. advocate for yourselves, folks.

seems like prancer and I would probably get along the best 🦌💅🏳️‍🌈

Go, go gadget, flip this fuckin government upside down

post a book you love from the 80s. no explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Fuck a weighted blanket. My ennui is already too heavy.

truly shocked by the judge dugan conviction. disappointing, I hope it’s appealed quickly.

twofer from a single egg!

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Really good day to lean into my philosophy of absolutely none of this shit happens for a reason

show me how your 2025 went

I was up at four am today, who’s taking bets on me making it til ten?

happy caturday from edgar & his box.

walking into 2026

when it’s 5 degrees F, bernadette peters wears the buff on her ears.

whoa I just saw a deer run straight past my window. I live in the city & she was headed towards even more city. I’m so worried now.

homeland security after going back five years on my social media.

going to the jazz estate tonight to watch a full performance of a charlie brown christmas, but my fancy holiday suit won’t be here until monday.

maybe a polar plunge would fix me.

It’s not worth being jailed for, I tell myself in French, German, Italian & sign language, catering for all my personalities.

nothing like a 3am vet visit to really get the blood pumping.

painting all day today, so if things get weird it’s the fumes ☠️

edgar in the morning

edgar aloe poe

I love it when I forgot I took a gummy only to remember as my body slowly stops hurting.

the little bottom teeth of cats. that’s all. that’s the post.

Any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Homer, The Iliad

come and visit if you’re not a jerk. 💙💛

edgar wants to eat it & walter wants to box the ornaments but neither have yet to try & climb the thing. 🤞

milwaukee, yer cool

free shots of jameson with the christmas tree at the farm today 🥃

edgar & walter, nibbling.

Pantone’s vibe of the year is uneasy institutional silence

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?

Promise me, if you ever catch your breath / you will throw it back out to sea immediately

this chilly moon is affecting my brain

yin & yang 😻

I don’t know what’s up with my pharmacy but I have enough clonidine to last all of 2026. Perfect for tradesies post-apocalypse.

lets do drugs lemme go get the drugs

me headed out on the two mile walk to my haircut in 3 degrees F. eff me.

my 2026 reading plan is to include one james baldwin book per month. I think we all need him right now. I guess I know I do.

Enjoy breaking all the laws you break today. Break more tomorrow x

I just watched the documentary “song sung blue” & can we talk about how long I sobbed at the end of this holy shit

this is a huge loss to the east side neighborhood.