The Gen X urge to smell like teen spirit.

Watching old Star Trek (The Return of the Archons) and ask Gemini how it would run a planet differently than Landru, and it occurred to me that this AI model has more humanity than any conservative politician lol

Keep eating, Sam.

"Hey we saw you across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

One year ago today. Hell yeah me! Keep up the good work.

Me circa 1993 in the back of my buddies VW bus when that 3rd hit of acid kicked in.

Captain Kilgore is kill. RIP. What an incredible actor.

Every time Pam Bondi is asked a question

There's stupid, and then there's single issue crypto voters.

It's in the 40's now, so Thaw Out Boy.

Lol

If you're ever feeling dumb remember that in 2016 literally millions of people voted for Trump to stop the secret cabal of government pedophiles only to install a secret cabal of government pedophiles.

At the core of conservative and libertarian ideology lie two distinct thoughts: 1) Moral equivalency 2) A profound lack of context

"Can you provide more details? I'd rather you over-share than under-share."

How it started - How it's going

Considering Trump is a monumental fuck up that has ruined everything he's ever been involved with he's 100% going to ruin this on-going 50 year pedophile ring. Chef's kiss.

For every 10 years of Bad Barbie we get one Bad Bunny? Sounds like the ratio is bunk. Does anyone know how to turn it off and back on again?

Really great that I can turn on NPR this morning and immediately hear updates on Donald Trump and Punxsutawney Phil. Both renowned experts in their respective fields 🙄 Tabloid journalism never really dies. It just goes in remission.

Halfway to spring! Happy Imbolc. Now bring on the damn Shamrock Shake.

The fact that he refers to underage girls as young women tells you everything you need to know.

Project 100,000 (McNamara's Morons) was a controversial 1960s program by the US military to recruit soldiers who would previously have been below mental standards. Now we have ICE. History truly does repeat itself.

To think that a country founded on racism and anti-democratic principals would one day rise up FOR racism and anti-democratic principles. Shocking!

Nazis

There's no penguins in Greenland 🙄

FYI it's in remission.

Dressed like they're going into Fallujah only to shake down preschoolers. The biggest cowards in history.

The ending of Game of Thrones wasn't nearly as bad as the Internet circlejerk made it out to be.

"By trying to acquire Greenland by force Trump is risking everything for nothing." Art of the Deal ladies and gentlemen.

Guess I'm ready to accept Indiana as my new BIG10 overlords. Go Hoosiers!

I wish I could stop things from being real by hating them.

If this administration feels the need to acquire Greenland then Florida must go.

This hits harder every time I see it ...

Make America Go Away

This is so funny that people still think their opportunistic flattery will ever outweigh his malignant narcissism and greed lol.

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!!

You work at the Bunny Ranch huh? That can suck.

I can't join ICE because I don't know the current scrap value of copper.

CBS has moved the goal posts so far to the right that they are asking us that we have to find a way to live with armed, masked men who roam the streets and murder us without judge, jury and who have become the executioner.

"Grok issue an apology for all the CSAM you allowed to happen. But not from me of course. Also make it extremely condescending and cloaked in racism."

Sooooooo does this mean Venezuela wont be participating in the World Cup? Because AWKWARD!

"So ya know I have five different kinds of caffeine-free, herbal teas." * me flirting

Updates from the Hinterland: The large, homemade "Trump 2024: Rise of the Working Class" sign sitting in the middle the town next over has been spray-painted orange lol.

Change comes incrementally.

*2026 is off to a great start!!! *(I haven't left the house and I'm in the middle of a Twilight Zone marathon. Now if I can keep this up for another 364 days)

Unless it involves a beloved obituary 2026 will probably be worse. Happy New Year!

The Beatles called. They suggested you be a Day Tripper.

*Motorhead increases*

Episode #908456 of 'What's Wrong with the Men': Proud Boys doctrine declares wanking off-limits (with one bizarre exception). This was imposed by founder Gavin McInnes who famously shoved a dildo up his ass to "prove" he wasn't gay. 😐